A STORY OF HEARTPOUNDING ROMANCE /LOVE/ DIDDLING
Space Docking
The act of being a Space Docker. To shit in a condom and place within a freezer. After freezing overnight insert the solified dump up your loved ones rusty bullet hole.
Predominatly space docking is a past-time of the gays in the south of England. Completely unheard of in the north where more hetrosexual activity is the norm.
'Dave are you sure it is normal to put frozen shit in a rubber johnny up my arse?' 'Yes Jim, it's called space docking. Now get here and prepare to be boarded'
I HAVE A REALLY HOT SUGGESTION: IMAGINE STEVE MCQUEEN BUMDIDDLING NED FLANDERS. ITLL OPEN SOMETHING LIKE THIS:
HEY NEIGHBOURINO WANT TO GET THAT HOT FANNERINO OVER HERE SO WE CAN BUM DIDDLE FOR THE LORD?
AND STEVE MCQUEEN WOULD ROLL UP IN HIS THUNDERCOUGARFALCONBIRD CAR WITH REAL LEATHER INTERIOR AND LARGE GLOVE BOX AND SEATS FOR A FAMILY OF FOUR WITH AMPLE LEG ROOM AND CUP HOLDERS FOR DAYS.
HE DID NOT PROTEST AS HE DROVE HIS CAR WITH FLANDERS IN IT UP THE STAIRS TO THE BATHROOM
FLANDERS LOOKED OVER "SO WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?"
STEVE MCQUEEN STARED OFF INTO THE MID DISTANCE FOR 10 MINUTES OR SO. HE THEN AUTISTICALLY LOOKED OVER AND MUMBLED "I DRIVE.."
FLANDERS DIDNT PROTEST AS STEPHE MCQUEEN DROVE HIS 8 CYLINDER RAM ROD IN HIS BUTTHOLE
FLANDERS DIDNT PROTEST AS HE POOPED ON HIS CHEST AND CHANGED HIS OIL
FLANDERS DIDNT PROTEST AS HE SPANKED HIM WITH A WINDSHIELD WIPER AND SPRAYED HIS FACE WITH ANTIFREEZE
INSTEAD HIS HEAD FELL BACK AND HE MOANED AS STEVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WONDER, WHO WONT STOP FUCKING GOING ON MY MYSPACE, AS STEVE DROVE OVER HIS RECTUM MERCILESSLY
DESPERATELY
YEARS LATER STEAVE WOULD ASK IF FLANDERS LOVED HIM TAHT NIGHT.
AND HED ANSWER BOH DIDDLY
FIN