Credit to Hunter Avallone for providing the baseline to this story.
"Once Donald Trump was impeached and exiled onto a small island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean..."-Glenn
Arc: Prologue
Warning: Politics
Any real people mentioned are fictionalized caricatures of themselves; Any resemblance to real people is purely coincidental.
Michigan. A mostly conservative Republican state with a few vocal patches of Democrats, of the 84 counties, 8 of them are Democratic. Ordinarily, the Democrats wouldn't be a bad thing, but as the 2016 election came around, every…everyman and American white and blue collar saw how unhinged they've become. But their county, Oakland, has voted for complete lunacy. In 2016, as with a huge majority of Oakland county, even the Louds voted for the Democrats. Even in the face of Hillary being a well-known criminal, hiring hitmen to silence opposition, Emailgate and of course, the Benghazi incident. Truth be told, they would have voted for Bernie, but since the corrupt DNC sabotaged their own candidate, it's no wonder why Trump won. It's now October 2020, with Trump preparing for a second term reelection, the entire world is watching with bated breath, as this will change history!
"And now, my fellow Americans, with the wall's erection in early 2019, we have now upgraded our vetting process. If those from other countries do want to work here, go through the process and if everything checks out, you'll be allowed a visa. Heck, apply for citizenship for all I care, just don't bring drugs, death and/or destruction to America and you're fine!"
The Trump base screeches a visceral cheer! With the Donald signing an executive order to bypass the congressional (read: Democratic) stonewalling, the 30-foot wall was put up in all flat areas, forcing the illegals to be rerouted to take an arduous and travailing trek through the mountains into the arms of ICE agents awaiting their arrival. He didn't want to do this, as it would be seen by everyone as an abuse of power, but the Democrats will do anything to destroy Trump (with even rumors of an assassination attempt, but that's unconfirmed) so he did it to try and secure America from the lone wolf criminals to full blown cartels! ICE even reported they captured about 16 MS-13 thugs trying to siege the wall!
"And now, I am happy to report that America is back on track to be great once again."
"You're right, America will be great again…when you're gone."
A dull clapping sound is heard as the crowd disperses to reveal Trump's greatest enemy (no, not Hillary Clinton).
"You've got some nerve, McCoy!"
It's none other than Republican special prosecutor; Robert S Mueller III, with a team of FBI agents!
The Trump supporters try to sheathe their fists. If they beat up Mueller, it would give the Democrats ample ammo that all Trump supporters are white supremacist, misogynistic, transphobic, xenophobic, Hitler-supporting, racist bigots!
"It took 4 years, but your days are numbered!" Mueller taunts "I found evidence of Russia collusion!"
The FBI agents approach Trump!
"Donald J Trump, you are under arrest for high treason. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you. You have the right to an attorney, if you cannot afford one, one will be provided to you by the District of Columbia."
They cart Trump off to DC, with the world in shock! CNN immediately rushes Jim Acosta to the scene to document the whole assumed conviction process.
"Don't worry sir, we'll protect you from the crazy liberals trying to assassinate you."
"Because we want America to see you suffer for your crimes. Death is too good for you."
CNN sure is lucky they have access to this story, otherwise they would have died out long ago for being "fake news".
As soon as the FBI motorcade lets Trump out, a legion of people swarm around them, numbering in the tens of thousands! Jim Acosta heads to the forefront and exercises his right to supersede the other journalists.
"You're enjoying this, aren't you?"
"Of course, I am! You keep calling us "fake news", but your trial will become the embellishment of the century! Consider this payback for your propaganda fearmongering!" Jim retorts, completely ignoring the hypocrisy in that statement as Project Veritas exposed CNN for literally making up stories for views
The trial immediately begins, as the entire nation watches this shitshow unfolding before their eyes.
"Prosecution, your opening statement." The snidely voice of the notorious, and notoriously liberal RBG echoes in within the court
"Thank you, your honor." Mueller responds "As I have proven, there has been ample contact between the Trump administration and Moscow. With the Trump project that Michael Cohen told us about, as well as the meeting between top Trump aides and Ms. Veselnitskaya, a Russian lawyer known to be in contact with them. As well as the 13 Russian operatives we arrested."
"Yes, we know all this already." Justice Breyer admonishes
"Well, one of the 13 operatives has admitted that he got orders from Vladimir Putin himself to hack our election. He admitted that Putin said to use "a special gift" to hack the election. May I present federal evidence #1, it's USB infected with a trojan virus. The name of the virus is MAGA or MARA in Russian. It stands for мултипуле арм грасп аттацкер, which translates to "Multiple Arm Grasp Attacker". This trojan acts like the PATRIOT trojan we used against Iran. This tells us that its an inside job. We have a flight record corroborating that Trump took a business trip to Moscow in 2014 and was reported passing something to a Russian citizen, who passed it on to an FSB operative, who then passed it into the lap of Russian president Putin."
The rest of the courtroom gasps in shock!
"This is an egregious breach of American values! If this is true…"
"And it is…"
"This would be grounds for execution!"
"Your turn, Mr. President."
He whispers something to the attorney.
"He's saying he can't do it, because he never took a flight to Moscow in 2014. All of the evidence must be forged, since they never found evidence of Russia collusion within 2 years. If there was collusion, they would have found it a long time ago.
"If it's forged, then how come I have both a flight manifesto and the trojan?" Mueller counters
…
"Exactly."
"We have no choice but to deliberate on this now…"
The justices talk to each other.
"We, the people, have decided that in the case of Russia collusion…that you, Donald J Trump…"
"Are hereby found guilty of high treason and are to be exiled to an island in the Pacific Ocean, never to return here!"
"Wait…"
They all stop and see that someone has barged into the courtroom!
"Bailiff, hold them in contempt of court!"
"Mueller is lying! The evidence is faked! He had a DOJ member write the manifesto! He had Peter Strzok manufacture that trojan before Trump fired him!"
"Mueller, is this true?!"
"Of course not! And even if it was, anything to dethrone a tyrant, right?"
"Agreed, but we will have to penalize you and strip you of your title as special prosecutor."
"Fine by me."
The trial has gone international as globalists cheer the deposition of a tyrant! The mainstream media cheer. Known Democrats have been spotted at bars drinking toward their victory! Jim Acosta has been reporting on the whole trial and all liberals cheer at the fall of the orange man. Trump supporters begin rioting at this flagrant disregard of justice. They might as well have deported Trump to an island! But everyone knows this is about political power! As the FBI breaks up the Trump administration, this leaves room for a new president to takes place.
"And with that 5-4 decision, history is made." Jim smarmily adds "This is Jim Acosta from CNN, proud to see the fall of a tyrant and the rebuilding of America."
As everyone leaves to process the new America, one certain six-year-old has taken away something important from this process.
"Those people have exposed their hatred and it got their scapegoat eliminated. Maybe I should do the same thing…"