WARNING: AU, LANGUAGE, OOCNESS
DISCLAIMER: I own NOTHING!
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Seraphimon and Cherubimon are on the couch watching tv.
Cherubimon: *turns to Seraphimon* You know Seraphimon. I've been thinking. If we're three Celestial Digimon chosen to protect the Digital World from evil, why the hell are we sitting on the couch like lazy morons watching tv?
Seraphimon: *Still looking at the tv* That. That is an excellent question.
Sorcerermon walks in
Sorcerermon: Hey can I watch?
Seraphimon and Cherubimon: *not looking at him* No.
Sorcerermon sadly walks away.
Cherubimon: *Flips the channel*
*Music*
We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gonna make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and dessert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Seraphimon and Cherubimon: ...
Cherubimon: We're we just?
Seraphimon: Yes. Yes we we're.
You've just been Ricked Rolled
Seraphimon and Cherubimon: ...
:D
Cherubimon: *Angrily stands up* THAT BITCH! *Throws remote at the tv*
Seraphimon: Oh nice going you moron! You just broke the tv!
Cherubimon: Hey! I'm not the one who just got Ricked Rolled!
Seraphimon: I was Ricked Rolled too you know!
Cherubimon: I'm gonna kill whoever did this!
Seraphimon: Geez, take a chill pill Cherubimon.
Computer: You got mail.
Seraphimon: Oooh. Mail.
Seraphimon and Cherubimon walk over to Seraphimon's computer.
Seraphimon: I bet its another one of those Seraphimon/Ophanimon fanfic links.
*Music*
We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gonna make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and dessert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Seraphimon and Cherubimon: ...
Cherubimon: CELESTIAL DAMN IT!
Seraphimon: This twice we've been Ricked Rolled!
Ophanimon walks in.
Ophanimon: Why the hell is Wizardmon crying in the corner and the television broken again?
Cherubimon: We've been Ricked Rolled by the same damn person twice today!
Ophanimon: So?
'Cause every time we touch, I get this feeling
And every time we kiss, I swear could fly
Can't you feel my heart beat fast?
I want this to last
I need you by my side
'Cause every time we touch, I feel the static
And every time we kiss, I reach for the sky
Can't you feel my heart beat so?
I can't let you go
I want you in my life
Ophanimon: Oh it's my phone *Answers* Hello?
*Music*
We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gonna make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and dessert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Ophanimon: ...
Cherubimon: You've just been Ricked Rolled.
Ophanimon: ... WHAT THE FU-
Censored :D
Ophanimon, Seraphimon, and Cherubimon are sitting at their table.
Seraphimon: How are we going to handle this situation?
Cherubimon: Don't ask me! YOUR the leader here.
Seraphimon: Don't tempt me rabbit.
Ophanimon: How about we follow the source and cut them from the internet?
Cherubimon: She called you by your phone too you know.
Ophanimon: Then cut her from the internet and phone line!
The neck of this youth
With their necks through this noose
We're told lies like it's the truth
And we suspect that it's you
So you strap 'em with the a-k
It's mother *censored* may day
They swear I'm *censored* crazy
'Aint nothin gonna save me
I'm breaking, I feel it
I'm naked I'm kneelin
I'm shaking I'm reelin
My God I'm bleedin
I watch the world die through crimson eyes
I cry, it hurts tonight
I die, I see the light
And now I'll say goodbye
Now I can see your pain I'm sorry
GOODBYE
I cry so hard
Now I can see your pain I'm sorry
GOODBYE
I cry so hard
Seraphimon and Ophanimon: *Stairs at Cherubimon blankly*
Cherubimon: ... What I like Hollywood Undead. *Answers phone* Hey I got a video sent to me.
And I was like baby, baby, baby, oh
Like baby, baby, baby, no
Cherubimon, Ophanimon, and Seraphimon suddenly scream in terror.
Ophanimon: *Puts hands over ears* AHHHHHHH! SHUT IT OFF! SHUT IT OFF! SHUT IT OFF!
Seraphimon: THE HORROR! THE TERRIBLE HORROR!
Cherubimon: *Stops the video and deletes it*
Ophanimon: Now what are going to do?
Seraphimon, Ophanimon, and Cherubimon: Hmmmm
Computer: You got mail.
Seraphimon: Hold on a sec I got an email.
Friday, Friday
Gettin' down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend
Seraphimon, Cherubimon, and Ophanimon start screaming in terror.
Later...
Seraphimon: *Sighs*
Sorcerermon suddenly runs in.
Sorcerermon: Sirs and Lady! I think I found the cause of your problem!
Seraphimon, Ophanimon, and Cherubimon: Who?
Meanwhile...
Armada Starscream: Your evil you know that.
Armada Cyclonous: I know! :D
Computer: You got mail.
Cyclonous: Goody I got mail!
The video starts playing Suicide Mouse
Cyclonous: *Screams in full horror*
Digital World
Cherubimon: We got 'em!
Everyone starts cheering.
Seraphimon: Good job Sorcerermon. You've done a valiant thing for us today.
Sorcerermon: Thank you Sir Seraphimon. Dose this mean I can watch tv with you guys?
Ophanimon, Seraphimon, and Cherubimon: No!
End :p
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*Music*
We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gonna make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and dessert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you