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The Boondocks W.I. part one
The always cool and collected Heuy was just trying a plan to liberate the more appealing criminal extremists while the more rowdy and feisty Riley played video games, the door sounded with three knocks and a very familiar "Riley! Open up the doo nigga!" from Ed Wuncler III Riley's close friend in causing chaos and mayhem, Riley winced at the idiotic behavior of his friend knowing full and well that it way 2 in the morning and he as trying to get out. Riley rushed to the door punched Ed in the gut knocking the large caucusing to one knee, Ed showed a silly sign of remorse making Riley smile in disbelief-
that's when Riley heard the derogatory and equally rowdy Uncle Ruckus ranting away at the sight of Riley and Ed being friends and acting the way they do.
"Oaw naw! You two traitorous light skinned niggas is always fuckin up this nay-boi-hood wit all ya saggin pants and loud gorilla booty shaking noise ya call rap and hip hop! Get ya liein black asses outta here!"
Riley hated Uncle ruckus more than his grand dad did and don't get me wrong, Granddad really hated that guy-not only that but he was going to wake up the neighborhood with that loud fucking mouth of his! Riley slapped a hand over Eds mouth as it began to open up probably to tell Ruckus to eat a dick, but Riley stopped him and pulled out a high powered rubber bullet gun he bought with a red eye laser which he proceeded to fire at Ruckus who was quickly silenced after three silent but painful head shots. Riley didn't understand why all this was necessary-he was 14 damnit! He should be learning to drive-not sneaking out of the house. Huey's attention was brought to the slight sound of shifting springs emanating from up stairs, the 16 year old Huey narrowed his eyes as he closes his laptop looked at his watch. He sighs and picks up a back pack before he walked for the door, Riley grabs his brother by the arm rather roughly.
"aye man, let me and Ed have the room tonight?" Riley asked quietly but submissively.
Huey didn't answer right away but he nodded and disappears into the darkness of the still very late night (or early morning if you wanna be a jackass about it).
Ed finally wrestling Riley's hand away from his mouth and once again displayed his air headedness by once again raising his voice to speak, "what he say?" Riley smacked Ed upside his head and yanked Ed into a head lock covering his mouth once more as he dragged Ed into the kitchen to stuff him into the broom closet…
Meanwhile some where in the central part of the city Huey stood atop a two story building allowing the knight wind to flow unhindered through his long afro that took the fore of brown fire when ever strong wind was sent its way. He'd heard a roamer that his old friend Michael Caesar was being held against his will by random kidnappers-Huey reached into his jacket and pulled out a katana, Huey took a deep breath and jumped off the edge of the roof. Using his finally trained and tuned reflexes, Huey caught the railing of the second story and yanked himself up with such velocity it sent him (planned) through the window of a room, all with one hand! Huey drew his blade on three muscular Columbians with pistols, scanning the room Huey noticed a familiar face-an old partner he double crossed for the sake of his plan to break into a government facility. The man had a smug smirk on his face as if he'd won already, but Huey's face didn't falter. He still retained a calm demeanor and had already predicted the way he would attack-NOW! Huey sprinted at the random assailant to the left and cut through bombardment of gunfire from all sides just quick enough to ricochet several bullets off the sword and deflected several other bullets coming at him from the side which gave Huey a chance for one clean slice! The man screamed louder than Huey thought he would, Huey stopped his blade half way through the man twisted the blade and yanked through in another direction-Huey was far to cold to stop now. He had to leave no survivors. With that thought in his head Huey spun around and in a blur of movement random assailant two split down the middle spraying blood every where raining down from the ceiling which was now covered in the crimson liquid, now only one remained.
"I thought I told you last time, if I see you again I'll kill you" Huey stated in a chastising manner.
"shut up you little rat!"
"sad thing is your dead right now and don't know it"
Before the man could say another word he fell apart in a blood juicy meat chunky puddle of humanity, Huey spun the blood from his sword and sheathed it as he scanned the room for clues of his missing friend. Then he heard a thump, Huey walked over to the bathroom and opened the door to find his best friend blindfolded, naked, and tied to the ceiling hanging by his wrist with his legs spread and chained to the floor. Huey could see that his friend was very vulnerable and was crying inside (as well as a little outside) for the loss of his pride, he's never been humiliated like this before. Huey walked over to his friend and whipped the tears from his face, Caesar instantly recognized that hand and pressed his face into Huey's hand. Huey couldn't help but like being able to change his friends mood so easily, and it was only he who could that.
"hang on, I'll cut you down"
"N-no!"
"what?"