Be Prepared ...Palpatine Style
A parody of the song "Be Prepared" from Hoodwinked where it was sung by Japeth the Goat. Appropriate disclaimers apply.
Forty-seven years ago, this Dark Lord made a Sith of me,
And though I'm pretty evil, I sing my words with glee!
When you're always singin you've got to stand alone,
That's why I made this podium my home.
And when you're in the senate, you've got no guarantees,
That they'll do things just right, or listen to your pleas.
And when there is democracy, there're rules to be adhered.
That's why this here old evil Sith's prepared!
Be prepared! Be Prepared!
A Sith must not be scared!
A Sith must not be scared!
Be prepared!
Be prepared! Be prepared!
And unless you got a spare,
You got one chance to rule the world,
So handle it with care!
I've got clones that carry blasters,
And clones that pilot ships.
I've got clones that when I tell them so,
Help me plan my trips!
I've got clones that fire cannons.
And clones that throw grenades,
I've got clones that take my phone calls
And clones that chase my aides.
I've got clones that rule my other clones,
I always come prepared!
Be prepared! Be prepared!
And unless you got a spare,
You got one chance to rule the world,
So handle it with care!
Be prepared! Be prepared!
A Sith is not impaired!
A Sith is not Impaired!
Be prepared!
Ooooh, a battle is impending, I do not feel prepared,
This Jedi is approaching, I must say I am scared!
If not for my own nature, you'd hear how loud I scream,
But as I fall down this dark trench, I haven't this foreseen!
Clean word count: 264 | Posted: 19/11/13 0150 GMT