Carrot-top's BIG Mistake
I swear I'm the hottest guy in Hogwarts, not Harry. I'm a chic magnet, unlike Harry. Just watch.
Ron: "Why hey Melly Samphfer!"
Melly samphfer: "Don't talk to me"
Okay, keep walking.
Kathy O'Keefe:"Hey Ron, wait up!"
Ron: "Well, hee shee, If it isn't Kathy O'Keefe"
Kathy O'Keefe "Yeah , er, Whatever, um could you introduce me to Harry?"
Ron: "No!! Harry is a Squiggle wiggle and I don't like him one tincy, ency bit. He is a poo face. I do not like him at all. So you can gulp your gargoyles up my hairy bottom!!!!"
Harry: "Ronald!!!!!!!! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR"
Ron: "Harry what an er plesent um, er , supri….er please don't hurt me!!"
Harry: "You are panty wetter!!. I do not like you anymore. Nya nya nyi nya nya"
Hermione: "hmph"
Harry: "I will get revenge on you. But I am really bad at charms so I need to study, but hey, I'm still better than you"
Hermione: "hmph"
Harry: "Hey Kelly-
Kathy O'Keefe: "It's Kathy"
Harry: "are you doing anything this week end coz I, ……………………….
The End
There will be a sequel to this bum around story. It really isn't a humour story but they didn't have a really, really dumb, pointless stories section. Hope you enjoyed it coz it took me a whole two minutes to write.
By the really nutty weird person
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