A/N. A random Ed Edd n Eddy fanfic I thought of. Eddy has to babysit a kid but not just any kid. Read to find out who it is. I don't own Ed Edd n Eddy.
Like usual, another normal day in the town of Peach Creek. The eds were setting up a scam, selling what they called alien technology. In reality, it was actually just vehicle parts from the junkyard. Of course, Double D knew this wouldn't end well.
"Eddy, like most scams, this won't work. Plus, who's stupid enough to believe that vehicle parts are alien technology?" Double D asked Eddy. Eddy was setting up a pile of vehicle parts.
"Well probably a lot of pigeons. They'll be easy to fool. Some of these vehicle parts I don't even recognize." Eddy said, pointing to a block looking thing, which was actually an engine. Ed, was fooled easily by these parts (even though he was helping with the scam). Ed then ran inside the garage that the eds were in.
"OH OH! I want to buy a piece of alien technology." Ed said excitedly, jumping up and down. Eddy then pulled out a jar with a piece of tape on it labeled "quarters".
"25 cents and this fine thing is yours." Eddy said, pulling out a big rig part. Ed searched his pockets. No quarters, instead he pulled out an action figure that had bite marks all over it and spit. "Will this do?" Ed asked.
The sight of the action figure was enough to make Eddy nearly puke. "Ed, get rid of that filthy thing and put up the sign." Eddy ordered. Ed nodded his head, then put the action figure in his pocket, grabbed a sign that was written in color marker that said "Ed's alien technology" and put it up. Eddy then took out a megaphone.
"STEP RIGHT UP LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, COME BY ED'S ALIEN TECHNOLOGY SHOP AND EXAMINE THE EXTRATERRESTRIAL SCRAP!" Eddy shouted into the megaphone. "That was in my ear and it hurt." Double D said, holding his hand over his ear. A few minutes later, a lot of kids showed up and they examined the merchandise.
"Oh, this is unlike anything I've ever seen." A kid said, holding up a piece of a tank. Eddy then went over to the kid. "That's right, it's one of a kind. You can take it home, only for 25 cents." Eddy said. The kid then took out a 5 dollar bill and put it in the quarter jar. Eddy's eyes lit up with dollar signs in them.
"OH EDDY! How about you give me an alien ship part and I give you...um...my lollipop." Ed offered, holding out a lollipop that looked pretty old and rotten. Eddy grabbed the lollipop and shoved it inside Ed's mouth. "No deal, it's too nasty." Eddy said, going back to serve his customers. "Oh well, suit yourself." Ed said, eating the lollipop.
Unfortunately for Eddy, a certain bully had shown up and it was none other than Shovelchin AKA Kevin. "YO DORKS, COME OVER!" Kevin shouted to them. The eds walked over and Kevin looked pretty angry.
"Whatever happened, it was Sockhead and Lumpy right here." Eddy said in fear, hiding behind the two eds. "No dorks, I'm not angry at you, I need to ask a favor." Kevin said. Eddy then stuck his head out to face Kevin. "Favor?" Eddy asked.
"Yeah, dorks, I need you to babysit my little cousin Freddy. Your the last guys I would ask." Kevin said. Eddy, however, was confused. "What do you mean? What about the other kids?" Eddy asked. "Well dork, the other kids said they were and I figured you wouldn't be." Kevin answered.
"Wait, Kevin, why do we need to babysit your cousin Freddy?" Double D asked. "Well, my cousins are visiting, and they're going to a movie with my parents." Kevin answered. "What's in it for us?" Eddy asked. "Well, if you can babysit Freddy for tonight, then I'll stop calling you dorks for a week AND maybe give you some free jawbreakers." Kevin said.
Eddy decided to accept because he wanted free jawbreakers. "IT'S A DEAL!" Eddy shouted, shaking Kevin's hand. "Wait, I forgot to say this too. If you fail trying to babysit my cousin, then you have to do all my chores for a week AND wash my car." Kevin said.
"Well, ok then. I guess that's a risk we have to take just to get jawbreakers." Eddy said. "Good, I'll drop him off at 7:00 PM at Eddy's house. You dorks better not mess it up. You promise?" Kevin asked. "I promise." Eddy replied. Kevin then left the garage, leaving the eds with their customers and scam.
"Oh dear, this is just what I feared. Babysitting." Double D said. "Relax Sockhead, it's just for a few hours. We babysit Freddy, have some fun, then we get jawbreakers." Eddy said. "Remember Eddy, Kevin said maybe, he didn't say he would, he just said he might." Double D said.
"Oh I can't wait to show Freddy my monster movies and horror games." Ed said excitedly. "Ed, Freddy is just a kid, he's not old enough plus he could get scared." Double D said.
"Well boys, we have a kid to babysit tonight. Let's hope it goes well." Eddy said. Yeah, hopefully it will and hopefully the eds will get their jawbreakers.
A/N. Hope you enjoyed this part. Apologies if you didn't like it. Next chapter, the eds babysit Kevin's cousin. Anyways, reviews are always appreciated. Hope you enjoy the story.