I do not own Final Fantasy, just a love for all things Shinra…PRAISE HOJO!!!! Please R&R and don't be mean, it's been a while since I've felt the inspiration to write.

BIG BAD NAMES

It seemed like a normal day, birds singing, Shina personnel working. But things were about to go very, very, wrong. Sephiroth has a secret, a secret that people died when they found out about it. Unluckily for Reno, who has a big mouth and cannot keep a secret to save his life, he decided to snoop through Tsengs personal employee files.

Reno was going ninja through the hallways, much to the amusement of various employees. "You shall pay for humiliating me Tseng, telling everyone I cannot stand the heat of wasabi sushi, (1) yo" After picking the lock to Tsengs office Reno found the files he was looking for, unfortunately Sephiroths file was right behind it. "Aha, Sephys file…The guy has to have a last name, all anyone ever calls him is General or Sephiroth…"

In the other side of the building Tseng can hear the laughing coming from his office. "It's too early in the morning for this. (2)"

Reno had already dropped the files so that he could clutch his sides from laughing so hard. "I… wouldn't…have…believed…it…if I hadn't seen…it myself" There, on the floor lie the files that had caused the laughing outburst, and for good reason. There in bold black ink, on the line for his name read. First name: Sephiroth Middle name: Von Squeaky Last Name: Cuddles. "OH MY GOD! HE HAD TO HAVE A TOUGH FIRST NAME!"

Sephiroth looked up from cleaning his sword with a strange bloodthirsty glint in his eye.

This happened to me, I CANNOT eat sushi in wasabi, and my mouth was still burning an hour later.

This is to you Angel! For those who do not understand, go to YouTube and look up Bad Day For Reno, the AnimeFEST cosplay skit. I was Reno.

I just get these ideas from random people at school who know of my TURK obsession. If anyone has any ideas let me know and I'll pick the ones I think I can do at the moment. Reno-Centric please. I also need a Beta, just let me know through reviews if you want to do it.