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A/N- Whoo-hoo! Well I'm into heavy metal! Sorry...song 2 is in my head...read on...

Luna Lovegood stared at the world around her on that cold November night. There was talk everywhere of a new Marriage Law that was to be signed tommorow. It had already passed the vote, and it would have an official signing before mere children were rounded up like horses and given away to cruel humans. The chances of staying alive were slim. The chances of being happy were looked so non-existant that she wanted to cry her eyes till they would shed no more tears, rip out her hair till it was all gone and scream till her voice ran hoarse. Did she do these things? No. She just layed there on the astronomy tower staring up at the sky, fingering her cork-bottle chain and thinking of how to escape from the hell that the idiots had created.

Hell is too good for them. Luna thought bitterly as she carefully walked down the steps that eventually took her to her room. Nobody shared a room with her because they were scarred of her. Good riddance and goodbye.

She hadn't always been so bitter, Luna realized. No, she had once been naive and full of joy and laughter. But then again, seeing the only family you had left killed while you were forced to look does tend to do that to a person. Yes, Malfoy and the other bastards had done that to her. Had they been sent to Azkababn? No, of coarse not. That would make too much sense for those righteous scum at the MOM.

Luna laughed aloud in her quiet room. Ministry Of Magic. Oh, how they try to parent us. Crack addicted whores do more for thier children.

And then, a gloriously wonderful idea struck Luna. Such a brilliant idea it was. She'd have to slave away all night to put it into action, but the ends justify the means.

Daily Prohet

Gabrielle Forgeon

November 17th, 2005

Yesterday trajedy struck the Ministry of Magic's headquarters when all of the people who had signed the parchment in favor for the Marriage Law(information concerning the law on page 4) all died of horrific deaths seconds before the law was about to go into affect, thus cancelling thier signitures and making those not in favor win. A total of 57 people were killed, including the Minister himself. Authorities are trying thier best to catch the mass murderer; however, there are no suspects yet.

In every major magical community, young girls are thanking thier unkown savior, giving her (as it is believed to be a she) the nicknames like "Jacqueline", "Gabrielle" and "Sabriel" from the English girls, meaning 'protector', and 'hero of god'.

Among those who were killed are the Minister, Lucious Malfoy, Nott Sr...

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As Luna walked into the Great Hall and took her seat at the Ravenclaw table where she had no friends, she noticed people were reading the Daily Prophet and reading about what she had done. Professeur McGonangle, now the head Mistress stood up and made a speech about they should all fear her and blah blah blah. As she talked, Luna helped herself to some toast. I wonder how Hermione and Ginny have been these past few months?