THE WEDDING
ANOTHER HUBBARD STREET STORY
BY
HENRIETTE MOUSTAKIS
TEASER
FADE IN:
INT. FRANK'S INNER OFFICE. DAY
FRANK HOCKENBERRY is briefing his assistant, MONICA the ANGEL.
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
You think you can handle the meeting by yourself this time?
MONICA - ANGEL
Where will you be?
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
In Memphis. I'm going away for the weekend with my family. My father's getting married.
MONICA - ANGEL
Congratulations. I bet you're happy for him.
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
I am. At least he's not alone anymore. He became a hermit after mom died. It wasn't easy raising a son alone. I was twelve when she died.
MONICA - ANGEL
Do you remember her?
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
Sometimes. My dad says I inherited her spirit. I always caused him trouble.
MONICA - ANGEL
What's his bride like?
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
Old, but she seems sweet. You wouldn't believe her name. It's Dolly Levi, just like the play.
MONICA - ANGEL
At least she has a song named after her.
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
And she hates it. I know that much.
He looks at her and smiles.
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
Monica, I want to tell you something, and please don't take this wrong. I like you. You make me feel comfortable. I feel I can trust you.
MONICA - ANGEL
Thank you.
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
My last assistant caused me trouble. You're safe.
MONICA - ANGEL
I came here to work, not for romance.
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
And you do it well. I'd like us to be friends. Would you mind?
MONICA - ANGEL
I'd like that. Is the wedding the only reason you've been happy this week?
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
No, it's my wife. It looks like we're getting back together, for good. This month or so I've been so lonely. Saturday night we clicked. I'm still high on it.
MONICA - ANGEL
Your feet haven't touched the ground all week. You must really love her.
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
She's everything to me; my friend, my lover, my true soul mate. The thought of being with her and Andrew this weekend is all I can think about. My father will finally have love, and so will I. I will never loose her again.
MONICA - ANGEL
She's a lucky woman. You're a good man Frank.
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
So are you. I know someday you'll find someone who will love you.
MONICA - ANGEL
I already have.
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
I have some calls to make. You have all you need.
MONICA - ANGEL
I'm on it.
She leaves and enters the outer office. She starts singing "Hello Dolly". TESS the ANGEL is waiting for her. Tess and Frank both say, in unison, "Monica, don't sing."
TESS - ANGEL
At last a man with good ears.
MONICA - ANGEL
Is our job done now, Tess?
TESS - ANGEL
Not quite. We have one more thing to do. And this time a human will be doing it. We're just going to watch.
FADE OUT:
END OF TEASER
ACT ONE
FADE IN:
SCENE ONE
INT. FRANK'S LIVING ROOM. MORNING
MAYLING and ANDREW HOCKENBERRY are running around. Suitcases are by the stairs. She looks at the clock.
MAYLING HOCKENBERRY
He's late. I swear he'd be late for his own funeral.
ANDREW HOCKENBERRY
He missed it three times already.
MAYLING HOCKENBERRY
Don't remind me. Andrew?
ANDREW HOCKENBERRY
Yeah?
MAYLING HOCKENBERRY
About last week?
ANDREW HOCKENBERRY
You mean Saturday night? What about it?
MAYLING HOCKENBERRY
We weren't acting normally. We all went crazy. It won't happen again.
ANDREW HOCKENBERRY
Why, mother, are you embarrassed?
MAYLING HOCKENBERRY
I was acting like a schoolgirl with her first crush. I'm too old for that.
ANDREW HOCKENBERRY
Old, yes, but not dead. Admit it, mom, he's your sweetheart. I have to admit, you two did act silly, sweet but silly.
The doorbell rings.
ANDREW HOCKENBERRY
Your boyfriend's here.
MAYLING HOCKENBERRY
Knock it off.
(opens door)
You're late.
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
I over-slept. Where are the bags?
MAYLING HOCKENBERRY
By the stairs.
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
I'll put them in the car.
He does and leaves.
ANDREW HOCKENBERRY
(picking up his suit)
Let's go, sweetie.
MAYLING HOCKENBERRY
Knock it off.
They leave and the sound of a car is heard leaving.
CUT TO:
SCENE TWO
INT. FRANK'S CAR. FRIDAY MORNING
He is driving with Mayling by his side. Andrew sits in the back.
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
We've just entered Memphis. In the distance is downtown. We're passing through the rich part of town. In about a half-hour we'll be by Graceland.
ANDREW HOCKENBERRY
You ever see it?
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
I never had the chance. By the time it was open I was already in Nashville.
ANDREW HOCKENBERRY
But you were here twice? What did you do?
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
The first time dad and I spent time talking. The second time we watched Channel 82.
ANDREW HOCKENBERRY
What's Channel 82?
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
The Playboy Channel.
ANDREW HOCKENBERRY
Knockers.
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
Plenty of knockers. There was one girl who had watermelons. They were very enhanced.
ANDREW HOCKENBERRY
I wish I could see that.
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
We have it on tape. It's in my bag.
ANDREW HOCKENBERRY
I can't wait.
Mayling is getting very annoyed.
MAYLING HOCKENBERRY
Frank, keep your eyes on the road and not the watermelons.
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
Yes, ma'am. We'll see the tape later. There's Graceland. See the crowd already?
ANDREW HOCKENBERRY
Can we stop?
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
Not enough time, next time. I'm going to be with dad. I'll keep the tape for later.
ANDREW HOCKENBERRY
Are we there yet?
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
You said that on purpose, didn't you?
ANDREW HOCKENBERRY
Damn right.
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
Soon. Don't expect a mansion. We had a small family. Andrew, you're sleeping on the couch. Dad's new brother-in-law is taking a bedroom. I hope you don't mind.
ANDREW HOCKENBERRY
I'm getting used to the couch. I'm always loosing my room to visitors.
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
There's my old grade school. The high school is in back.
ANDREW HOCKENBERRY
What about college?
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
A junior college downtown. I never graduated. I was drafted.
ANDREW HOCKENBERRY
How did you get your business degree?
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
Correspondence courses and night school. You don't remember because you were a baby. There's the house.
MAYLING HOCKENBERRY
It looks quaint.
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
It looks small. Just wait till you see the inside.
He drives up to the front.
CUT TO:
SCENE THREE
INT. GUNTHER'S LIVING ROOM. DAY
GUNTHER HOCKENBERRY lets them in. Frank hugs him.
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
Hey dad.
GUNTHER HOCKENBERRY
Hello Francis.
(to Mayling)
I see you've brought your sweet flower.
(to Andrew)
And my favorite grandson.
ANDREW HOCKENBERRY
Your only grandson.
GUNTHER HOCKENBERRY
You must be tired after your trip. Put your bags in the room off the stairs. Andrew, I'm sorry you have---
ANDREW HOCKENBERRY
I know. The couch.
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
(changing his mind)
Dad, I'll take the couch.
GUNTHER HOCKENBERRY
But why?
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
It's a long story. May and Andrew can have the room. Son, you put your bags up there. You can't miss it. It's my old room. Don't be surprised if you still see old pictures.
ANDREW HOCKENBERRY
Sure dad.
Gunther turns to Frank. Mayling goes upstairs.
GUNTHER HOCKENBERRY
Tell me what happened Francis?
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
I went home. Only they didn't want me. I stayed two weeks and finally left.
GUNTHER HOCKENBERRY
Is it over?
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
No, last week something happened. May and I finally communicated.
GUNTHER HOCKENBERRY
What do you mean, communicated?
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
We made love for the first time in months.
GUNTHER HOCKENBERRY
So, that part is fine.
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
It's only the beginning. We have a long way to go before I can go home. I want it to be right.
GUNTHER HOCKENBERRY
In your head or your heart?
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
Both.
GUNTHER HOCKENBERRY
I will never understand children. All you have to do is fix your heart and your head will follow.
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
It isn't that easy.
GUNTHER HOCKENBERRY
Yes it is. I'm an old man but I know when it's time to listen to my heart.
He puts his hands on Frank's neck.
GUNTHER HOCKENBERRY
When will you learn?
Gunther walks away. Mayling and Andrew come down the stairs.
ANDREW HOCKENBERRY
You didn't tell me you were a sports jock.
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
I was also a member of the debate team. We won state finals.
ANDREW HOCKENBERRY
So that's where you got your big mouth?
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
Which you obviously inherited, young man.
Gunther comes back.
GUNTHER HOCKENBERRY
Francis, can you take out the garbage?
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
Sure.
Frank leaves as the doorbell rings.
GUNTHER HOCKENBERRY
That must me Jacob.
Gunther goes to the door and opens. RABBI JACOB GOLDEN from "A Town Called Harmony" is holding a small bag.
GUNTHER HOCKENBERRY
Are you Jacob?
RABBI JACOB GOLDEN
Yes I am. Are you Gunther?
GUNTHER HOCKENBERRY
Guilty. Please come in. Andrew, take his bag and take it to the bedroom by yours.
He does. Rabbi Jacob looks around.
RABBI JACOB GOLDEN
It's a pleasure to meet you Gunther.
GUNTHER HOCKENBERRY
This is my daughter-in-law Mayling. Mayling, this is Dolly's brother Rabbi Jacob Golden.
MAYLING HOCKENBERRY
(shaking hands)
Hello Rabbi.
RABBI JACOB GOLDEN
We're going to be family. Call me Jacob.
GUNTHER HOCKENBERRY
That young man was Andrew, my grandson.
RABBI JACOB GOLDEN
We are going to be the strangest family around. My sister, a Jew, is marrying a Presbyterian. His son is married to a---
MAYLING HOCKENBERRY
I'm from Vietnam.
RABBI JACOB GOLDEN
North or South?
MAYLING HOCKENBERRY
South.
RABBI JACOB GOLDEN
I served there myself. Course, it was as a Rabbi, not a soldier.
MAYLING HOCKENBERRY
I didn't know any Jewish nationals.
RABBI JACOB GOLDEN
I didn't either but our men were. I buried alot of good men. Where is your son?
GUNTHER HOCKENBERRY
He's taking out the garbage. Before he comes I think I should warn you. Dolly told me of your three visitors. I knew one. He took my Alice and he almost took my Francis three times. Your visitor and Francis could be twins.
RABBI JACOB GOLDEN
I'm confused.
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
Anything else you need dad?
GUNTHER HOCKENBERRY
No son. Could you come in? There's someone I'd like you to meet.
Frank walks in. Jacob's jaw drops.
GUNTHER HOCKENBERRY
Francis, this is Dolly's brother Rabbi Jacob Golden.
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
(shaking hands)
Nice to meet you Rabbi. Anything wrong? You don't look well.
RABBI JACOB GOLDEN
You remind me of someone.
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
(realizing)
I get that alot. Trust me I'm human. Prick me, I bleed.
RABBI JACOB GOLDEN
It's amazing.
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
It's annoying. Let's change the subject.
GUNTHER HOCKENBERRY
There is something you can do Francis.
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
Name it.
GUNTHER HOCKENBERRY
Get lunch started.
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
Me, cook? That's May's department.
MAYLING HOCKENBERRY
I'll help you.
(both walking away)
Honestly, I have never met a man so defenseless in the kitchen.
GUNTHER HOCKENBERRY
Now you see what I mean?
RABBI JACOB GOLDEN
It's amazing. It's like looking at Andrew and someone else I met years ago. Nah, couldn't be.
GUNTHER HOCKENBERRY
Andrew is an angel, he's perfect. My son is far from perfect.
RABBI JACOB GOLDEN
What do you mean?
GUNTHER HOCKENBERRY
He and his wife are separated.
RABBI JACOB GOLDEN
There's still love there. I can tell.
GUNTHER HOCKENBERRY
Love is not the problem. He won't come home until his HEAD says it's right.
RABBI JACOB GOLDEN
It's not psychologically right?
GUNTHER HOCKENBERRY
He needs a head doctor. In my days love was all you needed. Even the Beatles agree. Your head had nothing to do with it.
RABBI JACOB GOLDEN
Don't worry. When there's love, there's hope.
CUT TO:
SCENE FOUR
INT. GUNTHER'S DINING ROOM. DAY -- LATER
Lunch is finished. Frank is cleaning up the dishes alone. Andrew comes in.
ANDREW HOCKENBERRY
(behind Frank)
Dad, where's the tape?
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
It's still in my suitcase, but your grandfather has a copy, somewhere. Why?
ANDREW HOCKENBERRY
I want to see it.
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
I'd rather see the real thing, and we're going to tomorrow night.
ANDREW HOCKENBERRY
We?
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
Me and dad. I'm taking him to a strip joint for his bachelor party. It's his last day as a single man.
Gunther and Rabbi Jacob overhear from the hall.
ANDREW HOCKENBERRY
Can I come with?
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
Not unless you're twenty-one and can prove it. You're staying home with your mother and Rabbi Jacob.
ANDREW HOCKENBERRY
That's not fair. When do I start having fun?
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
When you get one of your own.
ANDREW HOCKENBERRY
I would love to see a stripper, just once. You and grandpa are lucky.
GUNTHER HOCKENBERRY
I told you my son wasn't an angel.
(walking in)
Did I hear the words strip joint?
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
The secret is out. Thanks son. I had plans to take you to one tomorrow for your bachelor party. I didn't know if your friends had anything planned.
GUNTHER HOCKENBERRY
My friends are all dead.
RABBI JACOB GOLDEN
What about me?
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
You? You're a man of God.
RABBI JACOB GOLDEN
I want to celebrate with my family. I promise I'll behave and not look.
GUNTHER HOCKENBERRY
What was yours like Francis?
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
(smiling)
Unforgettable. May was so mad at Zek the next day she almost killed him. I was the only one sober so I had to drive them home. Us and a few guys from work went to this joint. These girls had moves that didn't even seem possible. We were a very happy group. Only one guy didn't come. It wasn't his style.
ANDREW HOCKENBERRY
He liked boys?
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
It was your namesake. I don't think Andrew would care for a strip joint. His boss wouldn't like it.
RABBI JACOB GOLDEN
That would be a funny sight.
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
Maybe you should stay with Andrew and May tomorrow night. It doesn't seem proper.
RABBI JACOB GOLDEN
I'm over twenty-one and this is Gunther's last night as a free man.
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
When did you get so brave?
RABBI JACOB GOLDEN
I've been around. I spent time in Vietnam, just like you.
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
Where did you serve?
RABBI JACOB GOLDEN
I didn't. I was a member of the visiting clergy. We went to all the bases. Where was your camp?
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
Camp Barnett.
RABBI JACOB GOLDEN
I was there. I visited a Myron Goldman.
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
L.T.?
RABBI JACOB GOLDEN
They called him that.
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
Did you ever meet a Sergeant Anderson?
RABBI JACOB GOLDEN
They called him Zek for short.
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
He was my sergeant.
ANDREW HOCKENBERRY
And my godfather.
RABBI JACOB GOLDEN
(pointing to Frank)
I knew you looked familiar. You were the medic; skinny guy with long hair, glasses and this thick mustache.
ANDREW HOCKENBERRY
You had a mustache?
RABBI JACOB GOLDEN
You were the nerd. What ever happened to your monkey?
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
Chico?
ANDREW HOCKENBERRY
You had a monkey name Chico?
GUNTHER HOCKENBERRY
How did you get a monkey?
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
A couple of friends of mine gave him to me as a present. I was popular with certain working girls.
GUNTHER HOCKENBERRY
Most men get freebies, you get a monkey?
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
Funny, that's what Taylor said. Chico liked me so I got him. I finally set him free. An army base is no place for a wild animal.
RABBI JACOB GOLDEN
You and your friends were wild. I always found you at the camp bar or downtown Saigon. You drank alot then.
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
That was before I had a problem. I didn't know it then but I was turning into an alcoholic.
RABBI JACOB GOLDEN
That's why you were sober at your bachelor party.
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
I've been sober for a long time.
Mayling comes to the hall door.
MAYLING HOCKENBERRY
I'm going now Frank. See you in a couple of hours. Behave yourself.
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
I will.
She leaves and a door is heard closing.
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
(to Andrew)
Quick, get my bag.
(to Gunther)
Dad, turn on the VCR.
RABBI JACOB GOLDEN
What's going on?
GUNTHER HOCKENBERRY
Channel 82.
CUT TO:
SCENE FIVE
INT. GUNTHER'S LIVING ROOM. DAY -- LATER
The tape has ended. All four men are smiling.
ANDREW HOCKENBERRY
Whoa.
RABBI JACOB GOLDEN
You can say that again.
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
Happy now son?
ANDREW HOCKENBERRY
I can't wait till I get one of my own. What will I do till then?
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
Continue looking at my hidden Playboy collection? Don't play ignorant. I know you've seen them.
ANDREW HOCKENBERRY
How do you know?
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
I keep them in numerical order, and they were out of order.
ANDREW HOCKENBERRY
Mom almost caught me one day. I had to rush and put them away. I can't hide anything from you, can I?
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
Nope. All those tricks you play I played on my dad.
He puts his hand on Andrew's neck and pulls him closer.
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
You're becoming a man, but you're still staying home tomorrow.
ANDREW HOCKENBERRY
You're no fun.
Andrew walks out.
GUNTHER HOCKENBERRY
Now you know what I felt with you. You were a real pain-in-the-ass.
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
I still am. Got any watermelon?
FADE OUT:
END OF ACT
ACT TWO
FADE IN:
SCENE ONE
INT. A STRIP JOINT. SATURDAY NIGHT
The three enter. Franks sees the BOUNCER and walks up to him and speaks. He hands him a CD. The bouncer walks away right after he points them to a front table with a reserved sign on it. The two old men look around.
GUNTHER HOCKENBERRY
So, this is what these places look like. What's with the pole?
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
You'll find out.
The men sit down. A WAITRESS comes by. Frank gives the order and she leaves.
GUNTHER HOCKENBERRY
She has her clothes on.
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
She's just a waitress dad. You okay with this Rabbi? You don't have to see the dancers if you don't want to. There's a poolroom in the back.
RABBI JACOB GOLDEN
How far do they go?
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
As far as you want. I've already made arrangements with one dancer. She's doing something very special.
An ANNOUNCER comes out.
ANNOUNCER
Our next dancer is a real classic. Let's all welcome Sable.
A young woman comes out dressed as Beethoven. She is SARAH (Sable). A rock version of the Beethoven's fifth starts playing. She begins dancing. All we can see is her legs and the men's faces. Frank turns looking at them both.
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
You okay dad?
GUNTHER HOCKENBERRY
Beethoven was never like this.
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
You okay Rabbi?
RABBI JACOB GOLDEN
Thank God for Eve.
The two old men are mesmerized. Frank looks up to enjoy the show. The waitress brings the drinks. The song ends. There is clapping and the legs move off the stage.
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
That song came out when I was in Nam.
RABBI JACOB GOLDEN
I remember. I take it Beethoven means something special?
GUNTHER HOCKENBERRY
You wouldn't believe me if I told you.
The bouncer comes to Frank, gives him back the CD and whispers something in his ear. Frank nods and rises.
GUNTHER HOCKENBERRY
Where are you going?
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
The same place you are. Come on guys. Your drinks are safe.
GUNTHER HOCKENBERRY
(standing)
Where are we going?
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
Just follow us.
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SCENE TWO
INT. DRESSING ROOM. NIGHT -- MOMENTS LATER
Sarah is in front of her mirror with a robe on. There is a knock.
SARAH
Come in.
She turns as the three men enter. She stands. Frank walks up to her and gives her an envelope.
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
Thanks for the favor. I put the tip in an envelope so you wouldn't loose it.
SARAH
Thank you Mr. Hockenberry.
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
Call me Frank.
(to Gunther)
This is my father, Gunther and his new brother-in-law to be Rabbi Golden.
SARAH
I danced in front of a Rabbi?
RABBI JACOB GOLDEN
Your dance was very different. The sign said full nudity. It was very tasteful.
SARAH
We don't always take everything off. It depends on the client. Frank did not ask for full. Did you like the dance, Gunther?
GUNTHER HOCKENBERRY
Very much.
SARAH
So, tomorrow is the big day? Are you excited?
GUNTHER HOCKENBERRY
Very excited.
SARAH
(hugging him)
Congratulations.
GUNTHER HOCKENBERRY
Thank you...Sable.
SARAH
My name is Sarah. Rabbi, where is your temple?
RABBI JACOB GOLDEN
I'm from Pennsylvania.
SARAH
Mine is Temple Judea.
RABBI JACOB GOLDEN
What is a nice Jewish girl like you dancing for a living?
SARAH
I have two very good reasons.
She points to a picture with two children.
SARAH
Their father left me for another woman a year ago. I have a day job but I need more money. I've taken lots of odd jobs just to make ends meet. This job came and bingo I took it.
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
(under his breath and thinking)
Bingo.
GUNTHER HOCKENBERRY
Your husband was crazy to leave a woman like you.
Frank walks up to her and puts his arm around her shoulders.
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
How do you feel about bingo?
SARAH
The game? I played it a few times. Why?
The two walk off and continue their conversation quietly.
RABBI JACOB GOLDEN
What's that all about?
GUNTHER HOCKENBERRY
My son is being an angel again.
RABBI JACOB GOLDEN
I don't understand.
GUNTHER HOCKENBERRY
Come outside with me. Let me tell you about it.
(to Frank)
Frank we're going. Meet us in the poolroom. I feel like a game.
RABBI JACOB GOLDEN
So do I.
CUT TO:
SCENE THREE
INT. FRANK'S LIVING ROOM. NIGHT. -- LATER
The three men enter. All are singing Beethoven's Fifth. Andrew and Mayling are watching TV. Gunther and Rabbi Jacob are a bit tipsy. Frank is sober.
ANDREW HOCKENBERRY
You three had a good time.
GUNTHER HOCKENBERRY
A very good time. I love Beethoven.
RABBI JACOB GOLDEN
So do I. Remind me not to challenge you to a game of pool. You are a real shark.
GUNTHER HOCKENBERRY
My hips may be bad but my eyes and my hands are just fine.
Both men go upstairs.
MAYLING HOCKENBERRY
Where did you take them?
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
(grabbing her)
To heaven.
He kisses her.
ANDREW HOCKENBERRY
Here we go again. I'm going upstairs.
Andrew leaves.
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SCENE FOUR
INT. TEMPLE. SUNDAY MORNING
The Hocks enter. They are approached by JACOB LEVI.
JACOB LEVI
Bride or groom?
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
Groom, I'm his son.
JACOB LEVI
You must be Frank. I'm Jacob Levi, Dolly's son.
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
It's nice to meet you. This is my wife Mayling and my son Andrew.
JACOB LEVI
My son is here, somewhere.
(looks around)
Joey, come here and seat these guests.
(to Frank)
My Uncle Jacob is looking for you.
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
Me? I can't. I'm the best man.
JACOB LEVI
Just meet him in back.
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
Okay.
A young Afro-American comes up. He is JOEY LEVI.
JOEY LEVI
I'm here dad.
JACOB LEVI
Seat them by that young woman.
JOEY LEVI
Okay.
Joey looks at a stunned Andrew.
JOEY LEVI
Something wrong?
ANDREW HOCKENBERRY
I never expected a---
JOEY LEVI
Black Jew? Get over it. Come with me and I'll seat you.
They walk up the aisle.
ANDREW HOCKENBERRY
How does it feel being a black Jew?
JOEY LEVI
The same way it feels being Amerasian.
ANDREW HOCKENBERRY
You got that right.
They reach the aisle. Frank sees Sarah.
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
You made it.
SARAH
I found a sitter.
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
I hope you're staying for the reception.
SARAH
I wasn't invited, and the plates are already paid for.
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
I'll pay for it. May, this is Sarah. Dad and I met her last night.
MAYLING HOCKENBERRY
Where?
SARAH
I was his father's stripper.
MAYLING HOCKENBERRY
His what?
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
And pool partner. Those two creamed our butts. Jacob wants to see me. I'll just be a few minutes.
He leaves. Mayling laughs under his breath.
SARAH
You're not surprised?
MAYLING HOCKENBERRY
Only my husband would invite his father's stripper to the wedding.
SARAH
They both did. They paid for my time all night. The rest was spent over a pool table with my clothes on. Your father-in-law and I made a good pair.
ANDREW HOCKENBERRY
They must be crazy.
MAYLING HOCKENBERRY
Hockenberry men usually are, and that's why we love them both.
ANDREW HOCKENBERRY
Mom, do me a favor. If I ever get that crazy, put me out of my misery.
CUT TO:
SCENE FIVE
INT. TEMPLE OFFICE. MORNING. -- MOMENTS LATER
Rabbi Jacob is holding the Torah and praying. Frank enters and he puts it down.
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
You wanted me?
RABBI JACOB GOLDEN
I wanted to ask you something.
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
Make it quick. Dad's getting anxious.
RABBI JACOB GOLDEN
This will only take a minute. Look at that table. What do you see?
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
A bible. Hell, we've got two at home.
Rabbi Jacob looks upset.
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
Sorry. Heck we have two.
RABBI JACOB GOLDEN
(points to Torah)
Do you know what this is?
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
It's the Torah. Is this a surprise quiz?
RABBI JACOB GOLDEN
Tell me the difference between them.
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
One only has five books while the others have more.
RABBI JACOB GOLDEN
Wrong answer.
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
So, what's the right answer?
RABBI JACOB GOLDEN
This little book is printed on a press. No human hand was used in its creation.
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
So was the original Gothenburg bible.
RABBI JACOB GOLDEN
This Torah is written ALL by hand. Every page is perfect. If the writer makes a mistake he has to start over.
(picks it up)
Hold it.
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
Me?
RABBI JACOB GOLDEN
Don't be afraid. It won't bite.
Frank holds it very carefully.
RABBI JACOB GOLDEN
What do you feel?
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
It's heavy. Should I feel something? Is God going to zap me?
RABBI JACOB GOLDEN
No, he's not going to zap you. I just wanted you to feel your heritage. You are really a Jew.
Frank gives the Torah back to Rabbi Jacob.
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
Look, Jacob. I don't know much about God but I do know he doesn't play politics. Man does. I have been a Christian all my life. It's all I know. I am what I am. That's what Popeye said.
RABBI JACOB GOLDEN
(putting down Torah)
That's what God said to Moses on Mt. Sinai.
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
Yeah, I saw the movie. I know what you're doing and why. It didn't work. I say the "Our Father" not the---
RABBI JACOB GOLDEN
Shema.
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
Whatever.
RABBI JACOB GOLDEN
Are you ashamed of your Jewish blood?
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
No.
RABBI JACOB GOLDEN
Your father was wrong when he raised you. He robbed you of a long and rich heritage.
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
A heritage that killed my brother and my mother's family. Can we go now, Rabbi?
RABBI JACOB GOLDEN
Let me put the Torah away. I'll see you out there.
Frank leaves. Rabbi Jacob kisses it and puts it back and closes the cabinet.
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SCENE SIX
INT. TEMPLE OFFICE. MORNING. -- MOMENTS LATER
Frank goes back to Gunther who is waiting at the altar.
GUNTHER HOCKENBERRY
Where have you been?
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
Being converted.
Joey sits by the Hocks.
ANDREW HOCKENBERRY
What's that thing on your head?
JOEY LEVI
A skull cap.
(hands him his)
This is yours.
ANDREW HOCKENBERRY
What do I do with it?
JOEY LEVI
Just put it on.
ANDREW HOCKENBERRY
It's missing that little wheel.
An OLD WOMAN sits by them. She is wearing Bengay. The boys begin to gag.
ANDREW HOCKENBERRY
Ah, Jesus, Bengay.
JOEY LEVI
Tell me about it.
Frank looks over at them.
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
What's wrong?
Andrew points to the woman and mouths out his reply.
ANDREW HOCKENBERRY
Bengay!
Frank laughs.
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
Wait till you get arthritis.
The music starts and Dolly walks into the doorway.
FADE OUT:
END OF ACT
ACT THREE
FADE IN:
SCENE ONE
INT. SHIELD RECEPTION HALL. AFTERNOON -- LATER
The family comes in. It is a large hall with tables and a dance floor. Andrew looks around.
ANDREW HOCKENBERRY
Figures, a DJ. Nobody ever uses a real band anymore.
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
DJ's are good. But, real bands are better. Let's go find our table.
They check the names and go to a table. All sit down but Frank.
MAYLING HOCKENBERRY
Where are you going?
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
I'm sitting at the head table.
MAYLING HOCKENBERRY
Who do I talk to?
Sarah walks in.
SARAH
Is this table ten?
MAYLING HOCKENBERRY
Yes.
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
Talk to Sarah. You two are the only ones under sixty-five. You should have alot in common.
Frank feels a hand on his shoulder and turns. It is Tess.
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
Tess?
TESS - ANGEL
Welcome to Shield Hall. I'm your manager for tonight.
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
Where's the other manager?
TESS - ANGEL
He quit this morning. When I heard who was getting married, I had to take over.
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
Always at work.
TESS - ANGEL
Tonight is fun. Don't you worry. I've got everything under control. So, you and your family just relax and enjoy yourself.
Tess walks away.
SARAH
Who was that?
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
Her name is Tess. That's all you need to know.
MAYLING HOCKENBERRY
Your dad and Jacob are here.
Frank turns to see a joyful reunion with the men and Tess.
SARAH
Is she a member of the family?
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
Sometimes it feels like it. I better see dad.
He walks away.
SARAH
Why do I feel you're not telling me everything?
ANDREW HOCKENBERRY
You wouldn't believe us if we did. Trust us. She's cool.
MAYLING HOCKENBERRY
I bet you didn't expect to come to a wedding today?
SARAH
No, normally my clients don't invite me to their weddings. I'm always just the dancer.
ANDREW HOCKENBERRY
My grandmother was a dancer.
MAYLING HOCKENBERRY
Your grandmother never took her clothes off.
SARAH
Before you go any further, I have to tell you. Frank did not want full nudity.
ANDREW HOCKENBERRY
He didn't?
SARAH
No, he was quite the gentleman. He seems to be very sweet.
MAYLING HOCKENBERRY
Sometimes too sweet.
SARAH
He told me about a job at a bingo hall. I already have an interview tomorrow. He's the only client who WANTS me to keep my clothes on.
ANDREW HOCKENBERRY
That's because you don't have watermelons.
MAYLING HOCKENBERRY
ANDREW!
(realizing)
You saw the tape.
ANDREW HOCKENBERRY
What tape?
MAYLING HOCKENBERRY
I heard you two discussing it. When did you have time? I was only gone for a few hours yesterday.
ANDREW HOCKENBERRY
Bingo.
MAYLING HOCKENBERRY
I'm gonna kill your father. I'm not gone for five minutes and he's showing you pornography.
ANDREW HOCKENBERRY
It's not pornography. It's the Playboy Channel.
MAYLING HOCKENBERRY
You still think my husband is sweet? He helped you for another reason. He's always helping people. The last time it almost killed him. Frankly I'd wish he'd stop.
SARAH
What happened?
MAYLING HOCKENBERRY
Have you lived in Memphis long?
SARAH
All my life.
MAYLING HOCKENBERRY
Did you read the papers last year, about the Hubbard Street Angel?
SARAH
I couldn't miss it. It was all over. Wasn't he that social worker they tried to kill?
ANDREW HOCKENBERRY
Bingo.
SARAH
Frank is the---
MAYLING HOCKENBERRY
You got it. I am so glad he has a regular office job now. At least I can sleep in peace. He saw you needed help and he helped. It's the way he is.
ANDREW HOCKENBERRY
And that's why you love him, right mom?
MAYLING HOCKENBERRY
Right. But I'm still going to kill him.
ANDREW HOCKENBERRY
Then you better kill Gunther. He has the tape too.
SARAH
What tape?
ANDREW HOCKENBERRY
This woman had boobs the size of---
MAYLING HOCKENBERRY
That's enough Andrew.
SARAH
(smiling)
I get it, watermelons.
Joey comes in and sees Andrew. He motions to him.
ANDREW HOCKENBERRY
(getting up)
Excuse me.
He leaves.
ANDREW HOCKENBERRY
What's up?
JOEY LEVI
I need some air. There's too many old people here. Join me outside.
ANDREW HOCKENBERRY
Only for a few minutes.
The two boys leave. Frank has reached Rabbi Jacob, Gunther and Tess.
RABBI JACOB GOLDEN
It's good to see you Tess.
TESS - ANGEL
Good to see you too Rabbi. How are things back home?
RABBI JACOB GOLDEN
Getting better. We still have a long way to go.
TESS - ANGEL
How is Rachel?
RABBI JACOB GOLDEN
She got married, to a gentile. Well, you can't have everything. How are your friends? Are they here?
TESS - ANGEL
Andrew is working tonight. He's constantly on call. Out of the three of us he's always the busiest.
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
I know what you mean. He was always disappearing with me.
TESS - ANGEL
You miss him very much.
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
He was my friend and meant alot to me. I still remember the day my son was born. He was there. They let us into the nursery and I let him hold him. Andrew took his finger and my son grabbed it and stared at him with these big eyes. Andrew asked what I was going to name him. I didn't have one yet. When I saw how Andrew looked at him, I knew. His face lit up and he smiled at the baby. Then he said "Andrew, you have a long and healthy life ahead of you. Not all will be good but know this. God loves you." That's when I knew my son was not mine. I was only borrowing him. I only hope I raised him well enough.
TESS - ANGEL
You did the best you could. He's a fine boy, even though he just told your guest about the watermelons
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
He did what?
TESS - ANGEL
Just between us, you may see Andrew yet tonight. Your wife wants to kill you.
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
I better find him and straighten him out.
RABBI JACOB GOLDEN
You do that. How is Monica?
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
Did you say Monica?
RABBI JACOB GOLDEN
Yes, pretty little thing, has an Irish accent.
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
Drinks alot of coffee?
RABBI JACOB GOLDEN
How did you know?
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
That explains everything. You realize my son is in love with her?
TESS - ANGEL
He'll just have to find someone human. She never told you?
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
We spent the last week working. We didn't really talk till the day before I left. After my last assistant I was leery. Well, I better go find my son before WWIII breaks out.
He leaves.
RABBI JACOB GOLDEN
I'll go with you. I have to find my nephew.
CUT TO:
SCENE TWO
EXT. OUTSIDE DOORWAY. AFTERNOON -- CONTINUOUS
Andrew and Joey are talking.
JOEY LEVI
This is going to be a long night.
ANDREW HOCKENBERRY
You can say that again. The smell of Bengay is making me high.
Joey pulls out a joint as Frank approaches the door. Rabbi Jacob follows him.
JOEY LEVI
(lighting it)
Care for a drag?
Frank smells it. He starts for the door. Rabbi Jacob stops him.
ANDREW HOCKENBERRY
No thanks. I don't do that stuff anymore.
JOEY LEVI
Not since you got into trouble?
ANDREW HOCKENBERRY
Yeah, how did you know? You live out west.
JOEY LEVI
Internet. And what I didn't get there I got from my father's computer. He's FBI and I used his password. I know about the murder, your dad's attempted murder and the trial. You name it, I know it. I made a point of checking you out when I knew we would be family. You're one cool dude. Sure you don't want some?
ANDREW HOCKENBERRY
Positive. I gave it up a year ago, right after the murder. We all were stoned the day of the attack. I never told the police.
JOEY LEVI
What did you take?
ANDREW HOCKENBERRY
More than I should of. Paul, my friend and I started when we were very young. My parents never knew because I never brought it home.
JOEY LEVI
Your old man never knew?
ANDREW HOCKENBERRY
My father, when he wasn't playing Superman on Hubbard Street, tried to be my friend and not my father. My uncle Zek was my real father. Dad made alot of mistakes with me.
JOEY LEVI
Paul still do it?
ANDREW HOCKENBERRY
Yes, and he's a jackass. When my dad left us Paul came over. He lit up in front of my kid sisters. I told him he needed help and threw him out of the house and my band. No one was going to hurt my sisters if I had anything to do with it. Now I've lost my best friend and my lead singer.
JOEY LEVI
I thought you were cool. You're nothing but a goody-two-shoes.
ANDREW HOCKENBERRY
Well, I don't like you either. They say we pick our friends but not our family. They're right. You may become family but don't you ever think of coming near mine. Do yourself a favor. Get some help. You definitely need it.
Andrew leaves and enters the building. As he does, Frank's hand grabs his shoulder. Andrew stops and turns. Frank is very angry and Andrew can tell.
ANDREW HOCKENBERRY
Dad?
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
How could you?
ANDREW HOCKENBERRY
What did you hear?
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
Enough. What were you thinking? I believed you. I trusted you.
ANDREW HOCKENBERRY
I'm sorry. I'm clean now.
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
I want to know. How many years? When did it start?
ANDREW HOCKENBERRY
I was the girls' age.
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
The girls are eleven. My God! You've been stoned for six years. Where was I during this?
ANDREW HOCKENBERRY
You were never home. You spent more time with your winos than your own family.
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
My God. My own son was taking drugs.
ANDREW HOCKENBERRY
Is that any worse that booze? At least I stopped on my own. I didn't have to be humiliated in front of my family first.
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
How can you say that?
ANDREW HOCKENBERRY
Who do you think kept mom in one piece when YOU left us? I did! You ran out on us. So what's worse?
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
I'm sober now.
ANDREW HOCKENBERRY
So am I. So don't judge me by your standards!
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
My standards!
RABBI JACOB GOLDEN
(separating them)
Gentlemen, this is supposed to be a happy day. Don't ruin it.
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
You're right Jacob. Obviously we still have issues to work out. I made a point of getting rid of all the secrets between your mother and I. I didn't think I had to do it with my son. Where and how did you get it?
ANDREW HOCKENBERRY
It's easier than you think.
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
Tell me.
ANDREW HOCKENBERRY
You know the ice cream truck that comes by everyday?
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
Yes?
ANDREW HOCKENBERRY
He sells more than soft serve.
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
Outside our own house?
ANDREW HOCKENBERRY
The world is very different from when you grew up. Now you can't tell the good guys from the bad.
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
The ice cream man?
Frank takes his phone out.
ANDREW HOCKENBERRY
(grabbing his hand)
What are you doing?
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
I'm calling the Nashville police.
ANDREW HOCKENBERRY
No, you can't.
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
And why not?
ANDREW HOCKENBERRY
Don't make this another campaign. The last one nearly killed you. This one will. I know these people. They won't stop at killing you. They'll kill us too just to get their point across.
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
I have to do something. The girls are always getting ice cream from him. I want them safe.
ANDREW HOCKENBERRY
Please dad, give me the phone. Let me take care of this.
Andrew gets the phone and dials.
ANDREW HOCKENBERRY
Hey, Uncle Zek. It's me, Andrew...We're fine. Uncle Zek, I have a favor to ask of you. I'll explain when I get home, but you have to do what I say. Does the ice cream man still come by everyday?...You must not let the girls go to him. I can't tell you why, but there's a good reason...Why? What happened?...Really?
Frank motions for the phones.
ANDREW HOCKENBERRY
Dad wants to talk to you.
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
(grabbing phone)
Zek, if the girls want ice cream, get it from the store. Don't ask why. Just do it...I'll give you the reason when I get home. Bye.
(hangs up)
What did he say?
ANDREW HOCKENBERRY
We don't have to worry. Yesterday, when the truck came, they were outside playing with Andy. Just as Zek reached in to get some money, police and dogs surrounded it and arrested him. Apparently, quite a few trucks were involved.
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
You can't even trust the ice cream man. This isn't over Andrew. We will not discuss this with your mother till we get home. You thought I was tough with your community service? This time will be worse. You will learn from this. For the first time in your life, I WILL be your father. Do I make myself clear?
ANDREW HOCKENBERRY
I wouldn't have it any other way.
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
You really have grown up.
ANDREW HOCKENBERRY
I had too. You made me. Can I go now?
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
Go on. I'll be there in a few minutes.
Andrew leaves.
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
I tried so hard to raise him right.
RABBI JACOB GOLDEN
Children don't come with a manual. Don't be too hard on him. He's proven himself many times over. He's a good boy. You heard him. He refused.
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
It's all my fault. I spoiled him. All my life my father was critical of me. Sometimes I felt like he hated me. That's why I over loved Andrew. Is it possible to over love someone?
RABBI JACOB GOLDEN
That's a difficult question we both have to answer. Your son has realized his mistake. My nephew hasn't. I have to speak to Jacob about this. You go talk to Andrew. Be the father I know you can be. Let's go back.
The two leave.
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SCENE THREE
INT. SHIELD RECEPTION HALL. AFTERNOON -- MOMENTS LATER
Andrew has sit down with Mayling and Sarah. Franks sits at the main table next to Gunther. Rabbi Jacob sits by Dolly. Salads are being served. Frank stares at Andrew. Mayling notices.
MAYLING HOCKENBERRY
What's with your dad?
ANDREW HOCKENBERRY
What do you mean?
MAYLING HOCKENBERRY
I know that look. Did something happen?
ANDREW HOCKENBERRY
No. He's probably just tired.
MAYLING HOCKENBERRY
(getting salad)
Thank you.
ANDREW HOCKENBERRY
Isn't that how you got started?
MAYLING HOCKENBERRY
Waiting tables paid my way through school. It's how I met your father again. I was working a banquet and he was there.
ANDREW HOCKENBERRY
If you call being drunk there.
MAYLING HOCKENBERRY
Andrew, Sarah doesn't need to know our family history.
ANDREW HOCKENBERRY
He is an alcoholic. He's not afraid to admit it.
MAYLING HOCKENBERRY
Something did happen. We'll talk about this later.
Rabbi Jacob stands up.
RABBI JACOB GOLDEN
May I have your attention please?
Everyone looks.
RABBI JACOB GOLDEN
I would like to make a toast. Please, everyone raise your glasses.
They do.
RABBI JACOB GOLDEN
I would like to formally invite the Hockenberry family to our tribe. We all wish you and my sister well. May you have many happy years before you. Frank and family, I know we come from different heritages. It doesn't matter whether we are Jew or gentile. As was pointed out to me early today, God does not play politics. Neither should we. Shalom.
Rabbi Jacob sits down. Frank stands up and looks at the couple.
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
I would like to extend our invitation to Dolly. At least now she won't be compared to a Broadway musical.
Everyone laughs.
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
This is the LAST time I will say this. Hello Dolly. I and my family, small as it is, wish you two many years of joy and love. Jacob, in response to your comment, I am not alien to your heritage. My mother and brother were Jewish. Even though I have lived as a Christian, I have never looked down upon anyone who was different from me. And I'm not about to start now. God doesn't play politics and neither do I. Shalom. Before I conclude, I ask you indulge me. I'm about to do something I haven't done in over a year. So, before our food gets cold, I would like to say grace.
Everyone looks down.
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
Father, bless this union. Bless our families and friends. And bless this food for which we are about to receive. Keep love always in our hearts for all we meet and for you. May my father and Dolly enjoy love for as long as you wish them to. Amen.
(looks up)
And now without further ado, let's eat.
Frank sits down.
ANDREW HOCKENBERRY
As usual dad was long-winded.
SARAH
Usually Rabbi's are. It's part of their job description.
Everyone begins eating.
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SCENE FOUR
INT. SHIELD RECEPTION HALL. AFTERNOON -- LATER
Everyone has finished eating. Plates are being collected by the staff. Frank has never left the main table. He still stares at coldly at Andrew. Tess comes up with a microphone.
TESS - ANGEL
Before we start the music, may I have your attention?
(quiet)
Thank you. At this point I would like to call up a friend. We have prepared a special number for our lovely bride.
Jacob brings the guitar.
TESS - ANGEL
Andrew, you come up here and bring a chair.
GUNTHER HOCKENBERRY
What's going on?
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
I have no idea.
GUNTHER HOCKENBERRY
He's your son and you don't know?
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
I haven't been home for over a month.
DOLLY HOCKENBERRY
Is she going to sing?
RABBI JACOB GOLDEN
I certainly hope so. She has a voice from God. Pay attention Dolly.
Andrew has set up a chair and attached the guitar to an amp. Frank leans forward. Tess nods and he begins to play slowly. She sings her own version of "Hello Dolly" and turns to the couple.
TESS - ANGEL
(singing)
"Hello, Dolly. Yes, hello Dolly. It's so nice to have you here where you belong. You're looking swell, Dolly. We can tell, Dolly. You're still glowing, you're still crowing, you're still going strong. We feel the room swaying for Andrew is playing one of your old favorite songs from way back when. So golly-gee Gunther. Find her an empty knee, Gunther. Dolly will never go away again."
Andrew speeds up and plays the song at regular tempo. Frank smiles and Tess continues singing.
RABBI JACOB GOLDEN
I told you she has a voice from God. You didn't know about this Frank?
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
She was always too busy yelling at me to sing.
Tess has repeated the verse and turns to Andrew.
TESS - ANGEL
Give me some of that Jimi action, Andrew.
Andrew stands up and does the song ala Hendrix. The older people look confused while Frank, Mayling and Sarah are laughing.
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
(smiling proudly)
Now that I would know about.
Andrew concludes and sits down. Tess starts to sing as she walks over to Gunther.
TESS - ANGEL
(singing slowly)
Here's her hat, Gunther. She's staying where she's at, Gunther. Dolly will never go away, again.
Andrew stops.
TESS - ANGEL
(without microphone)
God bless you both.
Dolly is in tears. Tess kisses Gunther.
TESS - ANGEL
You take good care of her now.
GUNTHER HOCKENBERRY
I will.
She starts to walk away. Frank grabs her had.
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
Tess, where did that come from?
TESS - ANGEL
Where do you think Andrew was that Saturday night you stayed over? I'm the one who drove him home. Don't let what you found out today hurt what you have. He knows he's done wrong. Forgive me.
Andrew walks over.
ANDREW HOCKENBERRY
Tess, could you help me?
TESS - ANGEL
Sure baby.
ANDREW HOCKENBERRY
I need someone to hold the microphone. There's a song I'd like to do.
TESS - ANGEL
Let's go.
They walk off.
GUNTHER HOCKENBERRY
Now what?
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
Don't look at me.
TESS - ANGEL
Folks, I'd like to oblige you for a few more minutes. Then you can DJ all you want. Andrew would like to play a song. I have no idea what it is. I'm as surprised as your are. Go on Andrew.
ANDREW HOCKENBERRY
I would like to dedicate this song to Gunther and Dolly. But I would also like to dedicate it to two people I love most in this world, my parents. Dad, could you sit my mom, please?
Frank does.
ANDREW HOCKENBERRY
This is an old John Lennon tune. It says everything I wish to say. You'll have to excuse my voice. I recently lost my lead singer from my band. This is a new experience for me. If it gets too bad, cover your ears and just listen to the words.
He starts to play.
ANDREW HOCKENBERRY
(singing)
"Grow old along with me. The best is yet to be. When our day is done, we shall be as one. God bless our love. God bless our love. Spending our lives together. Man and wife together. World without end. World without end. Grow old along with me. Two branches of a tree."
Andrew continues singing. Frank takes Mayling's hand and smiles. Andrew finishes and everyone claps.
ANDREW HOCKENBERRY
Well, enough of the live show. Let the DJ begin.
(to Tess)
Thanks Tess.
TESS - ANGEL
(hugging him)
You're welcome baby.
She gives him the microphone and walks away. Frank stands alone while Mayling and Sarah have walked off to talk. Tess comes behind him.
TESS - ANGEL
You have a fine boy there.
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
I know.
TESS - ANGEL
It's not too late. You don't have to wait twenty years.
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
I beg your pardon?
TESS - ANGEL
I know what you're thinking. You have everything you need right here; the witnesses, the girl and God.
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
I can't Tess. The Reverend has gone home.
TESS - ANGEL
(pointing to Jacob)
Would a Rabbi do?
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
Jacob? No way. He's off duty. It was a nice idea, but---
TESS - ANGEL
Oh, it wasn't my idea.
(points to Jacob)
It was his.
Jacob holds a glass and napkin up in the air.
TESS - ANGEL
He's even going to sacrifice his glass and napkin.
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
Here?
TESS - ANGEL
God is everywhere.
He leans down and kisses her cheek.
TESS - ANGEL
What was that for?
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
I have been such an ass with you. Please forgive me.
TESS - ANGEL
Under one condition.
(points to cheek)
Do that again.
He does and hugs her.
TESS - ANGEL
Go get your girl. Give me a few minutes.
Frank goes to find Mayling as Monica appears.
MONICA - ANGEL
Is this what you were talking about?
TESS - ANGEL
Yes Angel Girl. After this, we can ALL go home.
Frank walks up to Mayling. The girls are by a plant.
MAYLING HOCKENBERRY
I've found that most people involuntarily kill their plants. They make the mistake of drowning them.
SARAH
That sounds like me. I have a black thumb.
MAYLING HOCKENBERRY
Before you buy a plant, read up on it. It may just need a little water.
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
I can't take you anywhere. You always end up talking shop.
MAYLING HOCKENBERRY
Flowers are my life.
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
Your livelihood, not your life.
He takes her hand and tugs.
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
Come on.
MAYLING HOCKENBERRY
Frank, you're being rude. Sarah and I are having a discussion.
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
And you can continue in five minutes. I promise I'll bring her back.
He takes Mayling to the front of the room. Andrew stands next to Jacob. Tess stands next to Monica.
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
Monica?
MONICA - ANGEL
Hello Frank.
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
You two knew about this, didn't you?
MAYLING HOCKENBERRY
Knew about what?
TESS - ANGEL
God knows what's in your heart. Andrew, you take the rings.
Frank gives him his ring.
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
(to Mayling)
Your ring?
MAYLING HOCKENBERRY
What do you want with my ring?
TESS - ANGEL
Excuse me folks. Sorry, but we have one more interruption. In five minutes you can dance all you want.
Tess pulls out a glass and wraps it in a napkin. Mayling notices and realizes.
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
May, I robbed you the first time of a proper wedding. You don't have to do this. You deserve the long dress and the walk down the aisle.
MAYLING HOCKENBERRY
You're going to regret this for the rest of your life.
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
I'm counting on it.
MAYLING HOCKENBERRY
(gives ring to Andrew)
Who needs a white dress anyway? You can start Rabbi.
The ceremony starts. As it goes in, a montage of family shots begin. Every once in a while there are shots of the faces of everyone involved. The shots end with Frank breaking the glass with his foot.
RABBI JACOB
L'achim! You can kiss her now.
Frank lays a big one on her almost knocking her off her feet. He turns to Tess and Monica.
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
I guess this is it? You'll be going now. You've finished your jobs.
TESS - ANGEL
For now. You two won't need our help anymore. You'll do fine.
(to Jacob)
It was good seeing you again. There will be peace in Harmony very soon. Don't worry about Joey. He just needs a little guidance.
RABBI JACOB GOLDEN
And plenty of discipline. Say hello to Andrew for me. It would be nice to see him again.
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
Same here. I'd like to thank him for all he's done for us.
TESS - ANGEL
He was just following orders.
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
Say hello for us too.
TESS - ANGEL
Tell him yourself. He's been here most of the night.
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
Where is he?
ANDREW the ANGEL appears behind Frank.
ANDREW - ANGEL
Right behind you Frank.
Frank turns and is surprised.
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
Andrew?
ANDREW - ANGEL
Hello Frank.
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
I thought you couldn't come till the proper time. This isn't the time, is it?
ANDREW - ANGEL
No. The Father sent me to say good bye in person. He wants to thank you for inviting him back into your life.
(to Andrew)
Son, you have a long life ahead of you. Live it well and to the fullest. Let me give you a hint. Let music be your guide.
ANDREW HOCKENBERRY
Will I be as big as the Beatles?
ANDREW - ANGEL
I can't tell you anymore.
(to Mayling)
Love your family with all your heart. They are your REAL life.
(to Jacob)
Anne sends her best wishes. She sees your granddaughter write every day in her diary.
(to Gunther and Dolly)
God gave you love. Live it everyday.
DOLLY HOCKENBERRY
Gunther, who are these people?
GUNTHER HOCKENBERRY
They're Jacob's angels.
DOLLY HOCKENBERRY
This is the Andrew who cried?
RABBI JACOB
Yes Dolly. He's the one who couldn't act his way out of a paper bag.
ANDREW - ANGEL
I still can't, so I've been told.
(to Frank)
Bye Frank.
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
Thank you for everything.
ANDREW - ANGEL
God loves you.
Andrew the Angel puts out his hand to be shook and Frank hesitates.
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
I've never shook the hand of the Angel of Death before.
RABBI JACOB GOLDEN
Go ahead. He won't kill you.
Frank does and it becomes a hug. He turns away for a moment and the three disappear.
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
Well, it looks like I'm on my own at work again. I like it better that way, back to reality.
Jacob Levi comes and taps Dolly's shoulder.
JACOB LEVI
Mom, your ride to the airport is here.
GUNTHER HOCKENBERRY
What ride? We were going to go home, change and take a cab.
JACOB LEVI
That's not what he said.
Jacob points to RAPHAEL the ANGEL in a chauffeur's uniform.
GUNTHER HOCKENBERRY
So much for reality.
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
Him too?
GUNTHER HOCKENBERRY
We all have our Angels. We'll stick around for awhile and then we'll go.
(to Frank)
You have the house for a few days. Enjoy Memphis. Go see Elvis. Your family could use a break.
(kisses him)
I love you.
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
I love you too. Have fun with Beethoven.
GUNTHER HOCKENBERRY
Francis clean up your mind.
The couple walk off. Gunther goes to speak to Raphael. The music has begin. Frank turns to Mayling.
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
Would you like to dance with your husband or continue talking shop?
MAYLING HOCKENBERRY
Dance with my husband.
Frank looks at Sarah who is sitting quietly.
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
(to Andrew)
Son, go ask the lady to dance.
Andrew does. Frank and Mayling go to the dance floor. He holds her.
MAYLING HOCKENBERRY
Does this mean you're finally coming home?
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
Just try and stop me.
MAYLING HOCKENBERRY
Frank, something happened between you and Andrew tonight. What is it?
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
Don't worry. We'll handle it.
He holds her as the party begins.
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SCENE FIVE
INT. GUNTHER'S LIVING ROOM. NIGHT. -- NIGHT
Frank and family enter with Rabbi Jacob. Gunther and Dolly have left.
MAYLING HOCKENBERRY
Leave it to you, Frank, to get Sarah an interview in the hall too. When will you stop?
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
Never. Well, it's over. We can go home now. I'll start packing.
Frank starts to go upstairs. Mayling and Andrew go into a different room
RABBI JACOB GOLDEN
Frank, wait!
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
(walking down)
What is it?
RABBI JACOB GOLDEN
I'd like to say a few words before we go our separate ways. It was an honor meeting you again. Little did I know the soldier I met thirty years ago with the monkey would become family. I'm happy you made it out alive.
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
Sometimes I feel like I didn't. So many men died, and all for nothing.
RABBI JACOB GOLDEN
They died because it was their time. Only the reason was wrong.
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
Plenty of lives were destroyed.
RABBI JACOB GOLDEN
War does that. But God restores them. Keep him in your life and you will always know peace in your heart.
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
If you're ever in Nashville--
(gives him paper)
Here's our address.
RABBI JACOB GOLDEN
If you're ever in Harmony---
(gives him paper)
Here's my address.
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
Jacob, I have a question. Since I was married Jewish, am I one now?
RABBI JACOB GOLDEN
You are whatever you believe. God does not play politics.
Mayling and Andrew enter the room. Andrew walks over.
ANDREW HOCKENBERRY
Dad, I was thinking. The couch must be hard on your back. I'll take Grandpa's room. YOU stay with mom. I'll bring your bags up.
He leaves. Rabbi Jacob walks over.
RABBI JACOB GOLDEN
Good night. It's been a long day and I'm tired. I have a long drive ahead of me.
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
Good night Jacob.
Frank walks over to Mayling.
MAYLING HOCKENBERRY
Andrew told me what happened tonight. He had us both fooled. What do you intend to do?
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
I heard him refuse. He's learned his lesson. What he did was serious and he will be punished, somehow. I haven't figured it out how yet. But we're going to need his help. The girls have to know what's happening out there. I haven't a clue. This isn't the sixties. We're all going to learn so we can protect this family and Andrew is going to teach us.
Frank holds her.
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
Don't worry. We'll make it. The worst is over. We've survived intact. There's a whole new world out there just waiting for us. And I, for one, intend to meet it head on.
MAYLING HOCKENBERRY
Count me in.
He puts his arm around her waist and they go up the stairs talking.
MAYLING HOCKENBERRY
I'm glad you're coming home.
FRANK HOCKENBERRY
And why?
MAYLING HOCKENBERRY
(putting hand on his butt)
I miss your flabby butt.
FADE OUT: