Ok this is just a try on some conversations that Max and the flock might have on MSN. Give it a read it won't bite. I think. Ah crap. Where's my hand? crap! blood everywhere. Crap! Can't see keybat. doeming. hek, plese hek. statch tha. plese read.

Disclaimer: I don't own MaxRide. Or MSN. just this plot and the convo's below.

Good News: Yes you may have noticed, my hand grew back. But now I have to type with the computer screen off so that the monster with in won't wake up. So, if, my spellung osn't qiute right. My deppest appolies.

24maxride24 has logged on.

24maxride24 has changed her personel display message from: MaxRide - 'The Ultimate Ride' - to: - 'Males suck. They're perves and r diluted. They ALL suck.' -

Fangster says: Max r u ok?

24maxride24 says: Yes Fang. Just peachy.

Fangster says:Then can i ask u? Why do ALL males suck? And does that include me?

24maxride24 says:I'm not sure Fang can you ask me? Because they do. And...I'm still deciding.

Fangster says: haha, very funny. Why? and, I'm not really that bad am I?

24maxride24 says: I know I'm just a comedian ain't I. Because ALL! males SUCK! fang that's why! and If u keep bugging me then yes you suck to.

Fangster says: Fine then. I now officially suck. What has the male race ever done to you?

24maxride24 says: I'm glad we cleared that up. If I had to pretend for one more day that you didn't suck then I think I may have fainted from exhasuttion. And do you realy want me to going the what's?

Fangster says: (death glare). And yes I do.

24maxride24 says: (death glares back) fine I will then.
1) They experimented on me and turned me into a genetic freak.
2)They experimented on me more.
3) They dislocated my shoulder. (Will never forget that)
4)They abanded me and my family.
5) half wolf males attacked me and my family.
6)half wolf male and Ari kidnapped my baby.
7) Shot at me.
8)Shot me.
9) Put me in a cage.
10)Experimented on me.
11) Told me I'm going to save the world.
12) Beat up a guy I cared about.
13)Forced me to kill a brother I didn't even know I had until after I killed him.
14) Brang said brother back to life.
15) Then Attacked me and my family again. (half wolf males and Ari).
16)At some point injected me with Eraser DNA.
17)Goes out with sluts like Lissa whats-its.
18)Has some blonde jerk kiss me. (A/N: Can't remember if Sam actually was blonde, so please forgive me if I'm wrong)
19)Kisses sluts like Lissa whats-its.
20) Abandons me when I want to give my brother the life he would have liked b4 he dies.
21) makes me save the world with only an 11yr old and a 6yr old.
22)Forced me to read those stories on fanfic. Why is every1 so keen on us getting together?
This ain't even half of it though. But this all happened before I turned 15. So I have alot to blame on the male race.

Fangster say: Yawn. Oh you finished now are you. bout time. Oh and every1 things we should get together because they know u love me. evil smile. oh and what's happened since u turned 15?

24maxride24 says: Oh don't flatter your self. If i listed everything we would be here for a week. So lets just stick with wat happened 2day shall we.

Fangster says: Ok whateva. Shoot. just not me.

24maxride24 says: Haha (note sarcasm) Well the school I go to now. It sucks. The guys in all my classes keep hitting on me. And you know how many bfs i've gone through in the past 3 weeks. 21. Guys r such jerks.

Fangster says: (jaw drops hitting desk) my god thats like 1 a day. for 3 weeks?

24maxride24 says: yeh i know. But the most surprising thing is that theres this beach party on this week end and no one has asked me.

Fangster says: Oh yeh I heard about that. hey um. you wanna go with...well...me?

24maxride24 says:rn't u already going wit' some1?

Fangster says: Nope. unlike some people my 'dates had' only had like 1 name in it. and that's Lissa's

24maxride24 says: snarls at mention of that sluts name.

Fangster says: Woah. down tiger.

24maxride24 says: snarls at being called a tiger.

Fangster says: Fine then. Down genetic freak.

24maxride24 says: pures loudly.

Fangster says: rolls eyes.

24maxride24 says:Anyways sure. I'll go with u. but i g2g cos i got a date tonight.

Fangster says:...jaw hits desk...WHAT!...???

24maxride24 says: Oh don't worry Fangy. It's just Sam. You know my old boyfriend. grins wickedly.

Fangster says: pulls out rusty knife from desk draw and smiles evily. G2G max. i have a murder to commit.

24maxride24 says: Fang?

24maxride24 says:Fang!?

24maxride24 says: Fang?!?

24maxride24 says:Fang! I was kidding!

24maxride24 says:Fang! I was joking. I'm going out with Marcus! No way in hell I'd date sam again.

24maxride24 says: Fang?!?!?!?!?!?!???!?!?!?!?!?

Fangster walks back to computer carrying a body bag. Reads the messages that Max left.
Fangster says:Oh crap. pulls gun out of bag back on top of wardrobe. G2G out again Max. Cya soon.

24maxride24 says: Fang?

24maxride24 says:Fang get back here!

24maxride24 says:I'm not kidding Fang!

Fangster walks back 20mins later carrying another body bag. Now that should do the trick.

24maxride24 says:Fang! my date is with Jake! I was kidding before.

Fangster says: Ok max. go kill ur own boyfriends. Don't get me to do it. There r already 2 body bags and my feet. It doesn't matter how hard I kick them they won't stop moving. Damn It Sam, I'm warning you! Stop moving now or I give u lock jaw with this rusty knife. Fine u asked for it.

DO BE CONTINUED

Hey guys. I just wrote this 'cos i was bored and I had writers block with my story, New Lives, I'm on chapter 5 part 2 so if you have any ideas. Any ideas at all just tell me. And I swear you'll get credit. Oh and you check will be in the mail. So yeah. Read and review please. It means alot to me.

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