This is my newest fanfic. I haven't written one in awhile, so bear with
me^_^ ~*Princess Ryoko*~
Disclaimer: I don't own the MKR characters, or the Spongebob characters
either, blah, blah, blah.
Mokona's Playmate, Spongebob, and Crazed Authors Who Think of This Kind of Thing
*Hikaru, Umi, and Fuu are sitting in Umi's living room. Clef walks in with a serious look on his face.*
Hikaru: What is it, Clef?
Clef: Miss Shidou, it's Mokona.he's. Umi: Dead, fried, and put on a plate so I can eat him?!?!?! Clef: No, Miss Ryuuzaki, he.well, when I created Mokona, I made him.a playmate, so to speak, so he wouldn't be lonely, but.well.they got a little bit too friendly, and-
Fuu: You mean he got her KNOCKED UP?!!!!?! *does a Spongebob laugh* Spongebob: *walks in and whaps Fuu with Gary* Stop copying my laugh, you POSER!!!!! *hits Fuu again*
Patrick: Yeah!!.What he said.uhh, what were we talkin' about again??*gets the "dumb starfish" look on his face* Duhhhhh.
Gary: Meow.
Clef: *rolls eyes and sweatdropps* Yes, Miss Hououji, he got her pregnant-
Umi: COOL!!!!! Now there will be MORE Mokonas for me to chase and try to eat!!!! *laughs insanely*
Clef: AHEM. now as I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted by Miss Ryuuzaki-
Ascot: *charges in and hits Clef over the head with a baseball bat* Don't you EVER insult the woman I love, you foul, you evil.you disgusting.PIG!!!!!!!!*knocks Clef out*
Clef: Ouch.oka-san.*hits the floor with a loud THUD*
Umi: Oh Ascot.I'm so flattered that you would.do something so nice.for me.*grabs Ascot and carries him out of the room*
Spongebob: *picks up Clef, who is regaining consciousness and drooling all over the floor* What did I do to deserve this??
Fuu: *cries* Ferio doesn't love me anymorrrrrreeeee!!!!!!!! He left meeeeeee to diiiiiiiiieeeeee when that awwwwwwfulllll Spongebob kid hit me over the heeeeeeaaaaaddddddddd with his sliiiiiimyyyyyy ole snaaaaaaaaillllll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *continues crying, then picks up a chopstick and throws it across the room at the Furby that is sitting on Umi's shelf*
Patrick: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! Furby!!!!!!! I'll save you! *saves Furby* I love you Furby! Furby: *eyes open* Ahhh.Ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay.ay-ay! *continues with the mindless chatter* Patrick: *eyes turn misty* Awwwwwww, you're so CUTE! Why.lady.did you try to kill Furby?! *glares evilly at Fuu* Now where did Ascot put the bat?
*Author appears* Princess Ryoko: I took the bat, you idiot. I MADE IT EVAPORATE INTO THIN AIR!!!!! *laughs insanely* Patrick: But whyyyyyyyyyy, lady, whyyyyyyyyyy????? PR: Because I can, and I am the almighty author!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!! Besides, I didn't even have to put you in the story, so THERE!!! *continues laughing insanely*
Author's father: *sweatdropps* Princess, I think you need to take your tranquilizers now, or else you might put the characters in a dangerous situation like the one you were in with your shoelaces last night. Now, take your medicine, that's a good girl.*gives her the medicine*
PR: *settles down and disappears* But Daddy, it wasn't THAT bad, I only got myself tied up. *sniffles* oh well. Regardless, I'll be back for your hides, especially you.*grins evilly and motions with a chopstick in the direction of the Furby, who shudders in fright*
Patrick: Not you too.*cries and hugs the Furby*
Mokona's Playmate, Spongebob, and Crazed Authors Who Think of This Kind of Thing
*Hikaru, Umi, and Fuu are sitting in Umi's living room. Clef walks in with a serious look on his face.*
Hikaru: What is it, Clef?
Clef: Miss Shidou, it's Mokona.he's. Umi: Dead, fried, and put on a plate so I can eat him?!?!?! Clef: No, Miss Ryuuzaki, he.well, when I created Mokona, I made him.a playmate, so to speak, so he wouldn't be lonely, but.well.they got a little bit too friendly, and-
Fuu: You mean he got her KNOCKED UP?!!!!?! *does a Spongebob laugh* Spongebob: *walks in and whaps Fuu with Gary* Stop copying my laugh, you POSER!!!!! *hits Fuu again*
Patrick: Yeah!!.What he said.uhh, what were we talkin' about again??*gets the "dumb starfish" look on his face* Duhhhhh.
Gary: Meow.
Clef: *rolls eyes and sweatdropps* Yes, Miss Hououji, he got her pregnant-
Umi: COOL!!!!! Now there will be MORE Mokonas for me to chase and try to eat!!!! *laughs insanely*
Clef: AHEM. now as I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted by Miss Ryuuzaki-
Ascot: *charges in and hits Clef over the head with a baseball bat* Don't you EVER insult the woman I love, you foul, you evil.you disgusting.PIG!!!!!!!!*knocks Clef out*
Clef: Ouch.oka-san.*hits the floor with a loud THUD*
Umi: Oh Ascot.I'm so flattered that you would.do something so nice.for me.*grabs Ascot and carries him out of the room*
Spongebob: *picks up Clef, who is regaining consciousness and drooling all over the floor* What did I do to deserve this??
Fuu: *cries* Ferio doesn't love me anymorrrrrreeeee!!!!!!!! He left meeeeeee to diiiiiiiiieeeeee when that awwwwwwfulllll Spongebob kid hit me over the heeeeeeaaaaaddddddddd with his sliiiiiimyyyyyy ole snaaaaaaaaillllll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *continues crying, then picks up a chopstick and throws it across the room at the Furby that is sitting on Umi's shelf*
Patrick: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! Furby!!!!!!! I'll save you! *saves Furby* I love you Furby! Furby: *eyes open* Ahhh.Ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay.ay-ay! *continues with the mindless chatter* Patrick: *eyes turn misty* Awwwwwww, you're so CUTE! Why.lady.did you try to kill Furby?! *glares evilly at Fuu* Now where did Ascot put the bat?
*Author appears* Princess Ryoko: I took the bat, you idiot. I MADE IT EVAPORATE INTO THIN AIR!!!!! *laughs insanely* Patrick: But whyyyyyyyyyy, lady, whyyyyyyyyyy????? PR: Because I can, and I am the almighty author!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!! Besides, I didn't even have to put you in the story, so THERE!!! *continues laughing insanely*
Author's father: *sweatdropps* Princess, I think you need to take your tranquilizers now, or else you might put the characters in a dangerous situation like the one you were in with your shoelaces last night. Now, take your medicine, that's a good girl.*gives her the medicine*
PR: *settles down and disappears* But Daddy, it wasn't THAT bad, I only got myself tied up. *sniffles* oh well. Regardless, I'll be back for your hides, especially you.*grins evilly and motions with a chopstick in the direction of the Furby, who shudders in fright*
Patrick: Not you too.*cries and hugs the Furby*