The Night Ray Went Crazy
Erica- Hi!
Pico- Hi!! Erica does not own Beyblade!!
Down in the Beyblade Stadium all the bladers were blading
For the good fangirls and the good fanboys
When Ray busted in, nearly scared 'em half to death
Had a rifle in his hand and cheap whiskey on his breath
From his head to his shoes he was covered with ammo
Like a big vicious tiger rambo
And he smiled as he said with a twinkle in his eyes,
"Good day to you all- now you're all gonna die!"
The night Ray went crazy
The night the neko jin went insane
Realized he'd been gettin' a raw deal
Something finally must have snapped in his brain
Well, the Bey stadium is gone now, he decided to bomb it
Everywhere you'll find pieces of Julia and Raul
And he tied of Kenny and he held the Blitzkrieg Boyz hostage
And he ground up poor Kevin into monkey sausage
He got Michael and Eddie with an old German Luger
And he slashed up Mariah just like Freddy Krueger
And he picked up a flamethrower and he barbequed Lee
And he took a big bite and said, "It tastes just like chicken!"
The night Ray went crazy
The night the cat went nuts
Now you can't hardly walk around Bay City
Without steppin' in blader guts
There's the Animal Control and the F.B.I.
There's a van from the Eyewitness News
And helicopters circlin' 'round in the sky
And the bullets are flyin', the body count's risin'
And everyone's dyin' to know, oh Ray, why?
My my my my my my
You used to be such a nice guy
Yes, Japan, now Ray's doin' time
In a federal prison for his infamous crime
Hey, Kai, now don't you cry no more tears
He'll be out with good behavior in 700 more years
But now Tyson in therapy and Maxie's still nervous
And the Blitzkrieg Boyz all got jobs working for the postal service
And they say Mr. Dickenson, he's on the phone every night
With his lawyer negotiating the movie rights
They're talkin' bout - the night Ray went crazy
The night the feline flipped
Broke his back for some blading and training
Sounds to me like he was sick of gettin' gypped
Wo, the night Ray went crazy
The night Kitten went insane
Realized he's gettin' a raw deal
Something finally must have snapped in his brain
Wo, something finally must have snapped in his brain
Tell ya, something finally must have snapped ... in his brain
Erica- Finished!! Ya!!
Pico- Enjoy!!
Kai- Please Read and Review!
