Author's Note

Wolverine is in Madripoor but before leaving he got Laura to promise not to kill anyone(unless she has no alternative).

The weapon used in a recent attack against a mutant rights protest has been traced to Dr. Isaac Carver, a former weapon designer for Aim that is now working for Friends of Humanity. The X-Men break into teams to check out possible locations Carver could be working out of. X-23 uses her heightened sense to track the doctor's location.

Laura starts sneaking toward the warehouse silently. Laura ducks behind some crates then bending forward almost crawls toward some old oil drums.

Suddenly the sound of a loud engine fills the air. Laura's gaze follows the sound and she sees what apparently used to be a cab. It's engine has been replaced with one out of a muscle car with the air intake sticking through a raggedly cut hole in the roof.

The car power slides to a stop not far from Laura. The driver is a man in a red mask with black and white around the eyes who points his index finger at her and seems to wink behind the mask.

"Hey babe funny meeting you here. Um who are you?" He remarks.

Laura doesn't try to hide her annoyance "Stop making so much noise."

Deadpool cuts off the engine and gets out of the car. He walks over and looks down at her.

"You're dressed like a superhero but you're pretty young and your eyes aren't big enough to be anime. So what gives?"

She ignores the question "You're Deadpool right?"

"You've heard of me! Cool, want an autograph?"

"I have a job, a mission, to finish. Why are you here?" She tries to get him to focus.

"I have a job to do too. I'm supposed to kill some asshole named Carper, Carpman, Carvingknife, something. Can I say kill in front of a kid?"

Voice1(the smart 1) "You've said worse, besides we've killed people in front of kids before."

Voice2 "Yeah, and you said asshole to her."

Deadpool "Yeah but they can replace that with $&# or some shit"

Voice1 "They who?"

Deadpool thinks to the voice "The editor or proofreaders or somebody at Marvel."

Voice1 "This is a fan fiction"

Deadpool "It is? That explains why there are no pictures. Hey what's the rating on this story?"

Voice1 "Hmm. Teen why?"

Deadpool "Teen huh. So I can say ass but not $&# ?"

Voice1 "Apparently so."

Voice2 Sadly says "Teen? That means we can't use a lot of our favorite ways of killing people"

Deadpool out loud "Crap, you're right."

X-23 "What are you …? Nevermind" She waves her hand in front of his face to get him to focus on her. "How about we work together?"

Voice2 "TeamUp!"

Voice1 "Yeah, but with a kid?"

Deadpool "Yeah, how do I know you're not just playing Halloween or something?"

X-23 "Halloween is a game too, I thought it was just a holiday?" She shakes her head annoyed "Nevermind that, I'm one of the X-Men"

She thinks to herself "that's mostly true and I didn't promise Logan I wouldn't lie"

X-23 to Deadpool "We're after the same guy. I just need to talk to him then you can kill him and get paid. Who hired you?" She tries to sound casual with the question but knows she's not good with emotions.

Deadpool "Oh some millionaire prick Carvman used to work for but screwed over. Are you really with the X-Men? Does Rogue ever mention me?"

X-23 "Rogue and I don't talk about personal things much. I think.."

Deadpool cuts her off "How do you know about me then and why should we team up?"

X-23 "Logan told me about you and I promised him I wouldn't kill so that's why us teaming up will work so well. This once."

Deadpool "Logan my old buddy the Wolverine…"

Voice1 "She didn't say what Logan said about us."

Deadpool "Oh good point. How do I know that you know Fuzzball? Maybe you know that I don't know if you know Logan or not. You know?"

SHNINK Laura pops the claws from her right hand to get his attention.

Voice1 "Good enough for me"

Voice2 "Think she's his kid?"

Voice1 "Maybe, it would explain the claws but not the metal, probably adamantium like his"

X-23 "I need to ask Dr. Carver some questions. He made a weapon that was used against mutants. I need to make sure there isn't another weapon out there. Are you listening?"

Deadpool "Wha? Yeah sure I was. What did you say your name is?"

Laura pauses for a second before choosing not to give her real name "X-23. So I question him, then you kill him and get paid. We need to hurry before other X-Men get here. They won't be ok with you killing."

Deadpool "Ok, sure. Makes sense. Hold on a minute I'm curious."

Wade takes out a smartphone and taps at it for a few seconds then Deadpool says out loud, apparently reading, "X-23, Laura Kinney"

Laura is startled that he knows her name. She has checked the internet for references to her and removed the few she's found, and none of them had her real name.

Deadpool continues "You're a clone hmm. Ah Weapon X Program those bastards, trigger scent, your mom died." He looks at her "You're going to be hot in a few years, I'm glad I made such a good first impression."

Voice1 "You're still making our first impression and pre flirting with an 12 or 13 year old is a bad move."

Deadpool out loud to Voice1 "I'll start flirting with her after she gets done with that Hellion punk"

Voice1 "Sure then but don't creep her out now"

Laura "Who are you talking to and how do you know so much about me?"

Deadpool to Laura "Marvel wiki, come in really handy"

Laura's facial expression shows that she doesn't recognize the reference.

Deadpool to Laura "Lets go kill this guy, don't want this fanfic to go on forever."

Voice2 to V1 and Deadpool "Maybe in the next one she'll be 18!"

Wade to Voice2 "Don't be creepy that's my job. She seems cool and she's helping us kill this guy before the X-Jerks get here. Besides if we don't Wolverine will get pissed at me.

Voice2 "Yeah, every time Wolverine gets really mad at us he destroys all our cool stuff."

Voice1 "Or we have to destroy it using it on him."

Laura to Wade "I talk to him before you kill him. Can I trust you?"

Wade to Laura "Yeah, lets be friends. I promise. Do you like chimichangas?"

Laura shrugs "Food is food. Lets go"

Wade is horrified by her answer but follows her.

She sneaks toward a garbage can half way between the oil drums and the door. Wade walks past her and kicks open the warehouse door.

"IS THERE A DOCTOR IN THE HOUSE?"

Laura shakes her head annoyed and watches Wade walk in.

Suddenly rocket launchers pop up across the room from him and launch. Wade dives back toward the door a loud boom and fire following at his heals.

"Ouch! Ow ow" Deadpools hops from foot to foot trying to get his shoes to stop burning.

Voice2 "At least we have feet in this story."

Voice1 "No Liefeld jokes, not sure how many of the readers will know what you're talking about."

Laura walks up to Wade "Carver is a weapons designer remember."

Voice1 "We did know that"

Laura gestures toward the door and Wade shrugs. Then he pulls a large revolver and walks more carefully toward and into the warehouse.

Wade shoots the hydraulic line on the launcher across to his left before it can fire again. The missiles from both begin to fire. The launcher Wade shot tips forward and the missile hits the floor right in front of it. Wade shoots the warhead of the other missile just as it leaves it's housing. Each missiles explosion destroys it's launcher.

Deadpool to Voice1 "I hope she tells Wolvey about that part."

A more complicated apparatus rises out of the floor and Wade opens fire on it but the bullets are incinerated by a forcefield around it. It unfolds and points what could be a weird looking gun at Wade.

Deadpool starts searching his pouches for something useful. "C4 come on baby don't let me down!"

Space seems to warp in front of Wade. The air around him seems to be being sucked through a small black spot in front of the mystery weapon's barrel. Wade feels himself being pulled forward and debris scattered around the floor start flying in.

Deadpool to Voice1 "Is that what Doc Oc's black hole thing looked like in Spiderman 2?"

Voice1 "I thought he made a miniature sun."

The debris that hits the force field on its way toward the baby black hole are incinerated. The debris that makes it further or comes from the other direction gets stretched impossibly thin before disappearing into the singularity.