Unbelievably Desperate: Privacy, the Limited Edition

Summary: It seems like Sasuke and Sakura will never get any privacy now that their kids have been born. Six years and still looking for a baby sitter? These kids know trouble...and guess what they've discovered?

A/N: I'm incredibley bored so I thought I'd start the sequel ehehe...I've been thinking about the fic and stuff and got 1 review saying how it wasn't worth reading the sequel...well, read it and see what you think! Enjoy!

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto but I do own Misaki and Ryuu.

Dialogue:

'Thoughts'

'Dialogue'

'Flashback'

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"Misaki-chan, Ryuu-kun!" a now 18 year old mother of two Uchiha Sakura called. She and Sasuke were sitting at the table of their residence in the Uchiha village. Sasuke was rocking on his chair reading the paper and Sakura was reading the latest issue of...um...Woman's Weekly!

"Hai oka-san?" chimed a young girl at the age of six.

"Hurry, it's time for you to go to the academy. Don't want to be late now!" Sakura playfully scolded.

Misaki and Ryuu nodded as they each grabbed a lunch box and placed it into their bags. Sakura leaned over and Misaki and Ryuu gently placed a goodbye kiss on each side of her cheeks. They turned to their father Sasuke and Misaki gave him a kiss first.

"Have fun at the academy." Sasuke smirked.

Ryuu walked up to him and went to kiss him.

"No son of mine is gay! You don't need a kiss." Sasuke said as he backed away. He looked back at his hurt son and gave him a hug. "Off you go bud."

Sakura giggled. "Remember when they were first born?"

---Flashback---

Sakura was in labour and had been for a while now. Sasuke walked in and had been holding her hand since. Doctor Ayami had been busy at Sakura's other end were Sasuke had previously been and was demanding her to push.

"Push Sakura! I think I can see a head!" the doctor yelled.

"Shut the fuck up if you know what's good for you!" Sakura spat pushing. Her hand was tightly wrapped around Sasuke's wrist. A huge pain went through Sakura's body.

"SASUKE-KUN!" she screamed.

No reply. He just stood there looking purple from his circulation being cut off. Sakura let go and clutched the bed sheets. Not long after Sasuke regained consciousness. He looked at the state Sakura was in and held his hand to his mouth. "Oh my god!" he yelled running out.

"No good piece of shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit!" she yelled as one final push delivered her baby.

"Congratulations Sakura. It's a gir- We got another one!" Doctor Ayami yelled pacing the room. Sakura started pushing again. Sasuke came back when he heard the congratulations. He opened the door.

"What the hell?" he asked looking at the unconscious doctor on the floor. Skid marks had led to a metal tray which had smashed utensils around it on the floor.

"People these day's gotta be more careful. At the pharmacy they atleast had a sign.."

"Sasuke! I'm having anoooooooooooooother baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaby!" she belched pushing.

"Um...ah...what do I do!?!?!?!" he yelled pacing. He too, slipped on the floor and smashed his skull against the metal tray and fell unconscious.

"Stuuuuuuuuuuupid Retarddddddddd!" she yelled with another push.

---End Flashback---

Misaki and Ryuu were now...as I mentioned before six. But, the unsual thing about these kids were there appearances. Ryuu, the six year old boy had pink hair instead of Sasuke's jet/raven black and Sasuke's dark eyes. Upset by his son's hair, Sasuke has successfully taught him to jell his hair up to the max and give it a chick magnet look.

Misaki was the quieter of the two and looked more like Sasuke. She had Sasuke's jet/raven black hair but had Sakura's jade eyes. Sasuke had decided from day one he was going to create a little army of mini Uchiha's and take down the Akatsuki. Right now, his number one man..er...girl was Misaki, who had mastered the Sharingan at the age of four! Although, time to time Sasuke did get incredibly jealous and often challenged her to duels just to show who's boss.

Sasuke spent most of his time training with Misaki and her sharingan. He told Misaki to befriend her worst enemy, so their easier to kill when it comes to grasping the Mangekyou. While Sasuke and Misaki where doing that, Sakura was teaching her son Ryuu to control chakra and use it for illusionary and healing techniques.

"Ahhh yes...I remember the twins birthdays like they were yesterday.." sighed Naruto who just randomly appeared out of nowhere, breaking Sakura's trance.

"How the hell did you get in here dobe?" asked Sasuke.

"Well, Tsunade-baa-chan has an important mission for you two, and it's even more important for me!" he cheered.

Sasuke sighed and slapped his forehead. "I hate important missions.."

---Hokage's Office---

As Sasuke, Sakura and Naruto walked into the room, the first thing they noticed was a sleeping hokage. Sasuke and Sakura took a seat next to each other while Naruto pulled something out of his pockets.

"Firecrackers?" asked Sasuke.

"Naruto are you an idiot?" asked Sakura wide eyed.

"Partially." he replied setting them alight.

He lit the rope thing (Oo) too close to the cracker and half the rope thing burnt off. "Oh shit! oh shit! oh shit!" he yelled throwing the cracker around the room in his hands.

BANG!

Tsunade yawned as she looked up to a charred Naruto, a shamed out Sakura and a hand slapped on foreheaded Sasuke.

"Oh, good morning shinobi."

"Good morning Tsunade!" they all chimed except Sasuke cos he was just too shocked at Naruto's stupidity.

"I have a urgent mission for Uchiha Sasuke..." she started darkly. "And a Haruno Sakura."

"Tsunade, get over it. This is the times now. Sakura is now my bitch and is to be called UCHIHA!"

Tsunade sighed. "Whatever. Anyway, while the 'Uchiha's' are doing their important mission, Naruto will be babysitting."

Naruto gasped. "No...no, please no! Not...the...TERROR TWINS!"

"Shut up dobe, you haven't even babysat them before." Sasuke snapped.

"I know, just making it more exciting for the readers!"

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First chappie to the sequel! Yeeeeeeeeeeeeah! Ahem...ohwell. It wasn't that bad was it? Atleast I didn't think so. Oh well, only time will tell. So! Please

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-J.E SAKURA woops caps..