Okay, so I was looking through my stories from years ago and I found this masterpiece. This is unedited btw sooooo... yeah. It's short as hell too.

One day, a box appeared on Mathias's doorstep while his friends Elizabeta, Lukas, and Matthew were visiting.

"What is it?" Matthew asked, staring at the small box in wonder.

"I dunno. It doesn't say anything either…" Mathias bent down and picked it up. He shook the box and there was a whining sound.

"There's an animal in there!!" Elizabeta gasped. Mathias quickly brought it in with everyone following behind.

"Does anyone have a--" Mathias began before Lukas pulled out a knife from his pocket.

"Don't ask." He said. Mathias slowly grabbed the knife and cut the tape open. Inside was a small puppy.

"How was it even breathing?" Matthew asked.

"There are little holes on the side," Elizabeta pointed out. Mathias then had the loudest scream as he picked up the terrified puppy in his hands.

"Oh my god it is the cutest thing ever!!!!!!!!!!!" Mathias started aggressively snuggling the poor puppy.

"Mathias, you're killing it." Lukas said as the puppy started coughing loudly.

"I'll name you… Lukas." Mathias smiled brightly.

"Aww, you named it after Lukas," Elizabeta clasped her hands.

"No, Lukas was named after Lukas."

"Wait so Lukas was named after Lukas, or was Lukas named after Lukas?" Matthew asked.

"No, Lukas was named after Lukas." Mathias replied.

"But you said Lukas was named after Lukas," Matthew said.

"Yeah, Lukas was named after--"

"Shut up! You guys aren't making sense!!" Elizabeta yelled.

"To avoid confusion, I say that you should name the dog Lukas Jr." Lukas announced.

"Ew, no, if anything, you should be Lukas Jr. because you copied Lukas." Mathias said.

"I was born before Lukas was." Lukas said.

"Well you still copied him." Mathias said stubbornly before hugging the dog tightly. "Aww Lukas, you're so cute!!"

"Okay let me get this straight; even though Lukas was clearly born before Lukas, you still say that he's copying Lukas?" Elizabeta asked.

"Well yeah, because it's true." Mathias said.

"You're not making any sense, Mathias. Just name it Lukas Jr.," Matthew said.

"No way! I want it to be named Lukas." He pouted. "Because he's cute."

"And what are you implying Mathias?" Lukas asked. There was silence for a few seconds before Lukas jumped out of Mathias's arms and out the window. Everyone gasped.

"Don't let it get away!!!!" Mathias yelled. Everyone started chasing after the puppy in a fit. They eventually found it, eating rat guts in an alleyway.

"Ew I'm not touching it," Elizabeta backed away.

"Okay that is kind of disturbing…" Matthew stared at the dead rat.

"I think it's quite interesting. I mean, what puppy would eat rat guts?" Lukas said.

"L-Lukas!!" Mathias gasped. He walked up to Lukas and Lukas started growling, his eyes now glowing a bright neon green. "What happened to you?!"

"Mathias, Lukas has rabies!!" Elizabeta yelled.

"Actually I've been checked, and I don't." Lukas pointed out.

"Not you, the dog!!" Matthew said. Then, all of a sudden, the puppy started to violently shake, his eyes turning a bright red. Then, the puppy let out a shaky wail as it fell onto the ground, next to the rat. Lukas died.

"Noooo!!" Mathias weeped.

"It's alright Mathias, you have the original Lukas to keep you company." Lukas cooed. Mathias glared intensely at him before grabbing his arm and throwing him onto the acid puddle where his skin burned off.

"Mathias!! What are you doing?!" Elizabeta was terrified.

"Elizabeta, I think we should run," Matthew said right before Mathias planted a bomb and exploded the world.

The end.