Bun: ... WTH are you talking about?
Me: IT'S BECAUSE I CAN WRITE THIS STORY WITHOUT THINKING ABOUT MY HOMEWORK!!
Bun: Sorry to interrupt, but-
Me: OH YES, I PWN YOU ALL!!!
Bun: ... Mia-
Me: I RULEEEEZZZZ!!
Bun: MIAAAAAAAAA!
Me: -kept silent-
Bun: Is this story is just a bunch of shits or you just bored, you write a bunch of shits?
Me: NEITHER! I RULZ!
Bun: SHUT UP!
Me: -kept silent-
Bun: Mia doesn't own Naruto. I DID!
Me: -smacks Bun on the face- Bun and Me doesn't own Naruto. If we did, we would change Kyuubi into a penguin with a rifle and Naruto into Britney Spears.
-----------ASSHOLES!-------(WTF?)--------Sorry---------
It was afternoon. The sun is still shining brightly across Konoha. Birds started to chirp, and also said "AHO! AHO!"... right?
I guess it did.
WOOSH, WOOSH, WOOSH Sounds of passing ninjas filling Konoha. Our favorite Rookies Nine were back from a 'what-so-ever'-ranked mission. But then their serious moods are broken into pieces as Kiba hummed the tune of 'Ninja of the Nights'. Then he sang the lyrics instantly.
Kiba: -sings- Nights of the Shadow Serpent Silence is my baiiiiillll
Shikamaru (Bun: OMG! HE SANG, HE SANG!!! Me: -smacked Bun- He didn't sang yet, so shut up.) looked at Kiba reluctantly, and mumbled.
Shikamaru: Troublesome...
The emo guy looked at him, suddenly uncontroablely gushing out the chorus of the song.
Sasuke: I use My chinese star To prick the logs AND STEAL YOUR CAR!!!!!!
Shino: -stopped- -suddenly laughs-
Naruto: OMG! HE LAUGHED! THE END OF THE WORLD IS NEAR!!!!! RUNAWAY FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!
-everyone disappears in a puff of smokes except for Shino, Emo guy, and Kiba-
-------------EMO, EMO, EMO!-------SHUT UP------Sorry----
Okay, so the real thing has started. Everyone was sitting on the floor, simply doing what they like to do. Chouji; eating potato chip (Me: Can I have one) Kiba; Plays with Akamaru Hinata; pinting her fingers as she strangely looked at Naruto Sakura; Blushed over Sasuke and etc.
Kiba: Okay, what are we going to do?
Shika: Nothing, it's troublesome.
Sakura looked at Shikamaru strangely.
Sakura: STOP SAYING THAT 'TROUBLESOME' WORD OR I KILL YOU!
Shika: ... How troublesome.
Sakura: -frozes-
Mia suddenly jumped in.
Mia: PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!!!!
Naruto: WTF?
(CHARLIE CHAPLIN, as in Character Explanation: Mia 14 years old Female Loves Peanut Butter but hates peanut Crazy enough to dive herself to a pond of SHARKS! Bites anyone randomly in few conditions. Always bring a watergun to burst someone)
Mia: How about Truth or Dare?
Everyone except her: Nay.
Mia: How about Truth or Dare?
Everyone except her: Sure.
Mia: Ok! Now, my turn!... Akamaru, truth or dare?
Akamaru: Wook! (Truth!)
Mia: I said, 'Truth or Dare'?
Akamaru: Wook! (Truth!)
Mia: Dare it is.
Akamaru: Wook! (WTF?)
Mia: Akamaru, bite Emo guy... I mean, Sasuke until this FanFic is over.
Akamaru: Wook! (Oh well) -bites Sasuke-
Sasuke: OOOOWWWW!!!!! Gerroff me, GERROFF ME!!!
Sakura: Get off of my sasuke, you stupid dog!
Kiba: DON'T CALL HIM STUPID OR I KILL YOU WITH GETSUGA!
-Team Gai enters in a funny way-
Lee: I SHOULD JOIN IN THE POWER OF YOUTH!!!
Everyone: Shut up, Lee.
Lee: POWER OF YOUTH!!!
Neji: Ignore him.
TenTen: Can we join?
Everyone: ...Sure.
Naruto: But rule one: NO CANIBALISM
Mia: No one's gonna bite anyone.
Naruto: But I will. -bites Sasuke-
Sasuke: ANOTHER DOG! GERROFF ME!!!!
Sakura: GET OFF OF MY SASUKE, YOU BAKA NARUTO!
Mia: -shoots water out of the watergun at Naruto- Playtime's over... PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!!!
Everyone: WTF?
Mia: nvm. -bites Sasuke on the head-
Sakura: GET OFF OF MY SASUKE!!!
Kiba: Nevermind them. Hinata, it's your turn.
Hinata: M-m-me?
Everyone: Yeah.
Hinata: pinting fingers M-m-me?
Everyone: Yup.
Hinata: pints finger faster M-m-me?
Everyone: YES!
Hinata: AHH!!... Oh well... S-s-sasuke-kun, t-truth or d-dare?
Sasuke: Truth.
Hinata: D-d-do you l-like s-someone h-here?
Sasuke: -blushes, even Naruto, Mia, and Akamaru is still biting him- ...Yes...
Everyone: O-M-F-G!!!!! WHO IS IT?
Hinata: -in a forceful and scary voice- ONE QUESTION OUT OF A TIME!!
Everyone: -ish scared- ...Nevermind.
Kiba: My turn! -thinks: I must find out Sasuke's dream crush!- Sasuke, truth or dare.
Sasuke: ...Dare.
Kiba: AHA! TELL ME WHO DO YOU LIKE!
Sakura: ...Nice thinking.
Everybody: -nods-
Sasuke: I... I... like... I LIKE NARUTO!
Every1: -faints in disbelief, except for Naruto who already let go-
Naruto: Sas-sasuke...
Sasuke: Naruto... -started french-kissing each other
Lee (who is still watching): ...GROSS IN THE POWER OF YOUTH!
-everybody wakes up, watching them doing frenchies-
Sakura: SHIT!
Kiba: I SHOULDN'T DO THAT! I MUST GO TO A CHURCH TO WASH MY SINS!!! -runs off-
Shikamaru: Gross-ly troublesome.
Hinata: -explodes-
Neji: -looks away- They were destined to... love each other... I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE!
Mia: -sings as she looked away- Jesus love me, yes I know. The bible tell me so... -continues-
END FOR ONCE IN A WHILE
--------------------------------------------------------
Me: I hope you enjoy this. And no offense to Naruto-lovers here. (I like Sasuke, too. So yeah. Sorry.)
Bun: WHAT ARE YOUT ALKING ABOUT, IT'S HILARIOUS!
Me: ...Nevermind Bun.
Bun: I'LL BE SHOWING MY DEBUT NEXT CHAPTER.
Me: Don't expect his debut because I would already killed him. He's noisy.
Bun: HELL YEAH!!!!!... Wait, you've insulted me!! -chase Mia-
END OF THE CHAPTER, FOR REAL
"Reviews please. And NO FLAMES."
Damn, I love that quote.