Random, completely pointless one-shot I wrote one day when I was bored in Science class. The characters are probably way ooc, sorry about that. Dark is in control here, Daisuke is in their mind.
Disclaimer: I in no way own DN Angel. If I did, would I honestly be writing this? I don't think so.
The Gold Coin
"Oh yeah!" Dark started laughing maniacally. "Ah hah! Look at the shiny goldness of it all! Mwa-ha-ha!"
Daisuke stared at Dark. "...you stole that again didn't you?"
Dark looked outraged. "WHAT? I didn't steal nothin'! The idiot didn't deserve it anyway!" And he was off and laughing like a crazed homicidal psycho - again.
"Ohh boy..." Daisuke sighed.
"Look at it Dai! Never have I ever seen anything so, so...so...so...!"
"...Gold?"
"YEAH! That's it! Gold! Never have I seen anything so GOLD! LOOK AT IT DAISUKE! LOOK AT IT!"
"...okay, one, it's a coin. Two, you're blinding me."
"It's not just any coin, it's a..."
"No,no wait let me guess...it's a gold coin?"
Dark half-stared at Daisuke. "You know Dai, if I didn't know you and all, I could've thought you were being sarcastic."
"No. Really?"
"Yeah! Funny ain't it?" Then he went back to ogling over his very special, very gold coin. Daisuke shook his head in defeat. He retreated to a corner in his mind and fell asleep.
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R&R please?