Kite, Black Rose and Elk were all walking around one day when.
Elk: I like peanuts!
Black Rose: What?
Elk: I like canaries! Gimme a smooch! I wanna kick a Lu Bu!
Kite: Elk, are you high on something again?
Elk: Kiss me, I'm Irish!
Kite: Dammit, Black Rose, I thought that we took everything edible out of her backpack.
Black Rose: We did, I don't know what she ate.
Kite: Wait a minute! You didn't leave those curious looking moldy pistachios in her bag, did you??
Black Rose: Oh crap.
Elk: Give me boiled eggs NOW, you faggot!
(Elk kicks Kite in the crotch)
Kite: &*^%$! Son of a %$*#!
Black Rose: Bwa ha ha ha ha! You're such a loser!
Elk: Don't give me attitude, WOMAN! I think you need a SPANKING!
Black Rose: A what?
Elk: DAMM the constitution!
(Elk takes out her bo-huge staff)
Elk: Where the hell are all of the Sharpie Markers?!
(Elk begins to beat the living crap out of Black Rose)
Black Rose: Stop it! I've told you before, I'm not into S&M!
Kite (gasping): ooooooo.groin.hurts.
Elk: Good to hear it, chappie! Have another, shall we?
(Elk kicks Kite in the groin again)
Kite: Mother #$*&@!
(Black Rose gets out her sword)
Black Rose: Dude, Kite, I think we need HIS help.
Kite: Son of a-what, who's help?
Black Rose: You know, HIS help.
(Kite responds while being bashed on the head by Elk)
Kite: Do (bash) you (bash) just (bash) want (bash) to (bash) make (bash) things (bash) WORSE?!
(Kite is knocked out)
Elk: Oosa good boy, den?? Eat your nan's tator tots or I'm gonna set the family hampster on YOU!
Black Rose: Oh dear god.you can kill me later, Kite.alrighty then.
(Clears her throat)
Black Rose: Ahem.ZHUGE LIANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(No reply)
Black Rose: Dammit, you jerk! I called your $#^$# name! Respond now or I'm gonna call for someone else!
Someone: You didn't say the magic word!
Black Rose: What magic word?
Someone: You know what I mean!
Black Rose: What, you mean please?
Someone: Nooooooooooooooo! The OTHER magic words!
Black Rose: Words?
Someone: Yes, dammit!
Black Rose: NO! I refuse to say them!
Someone: I wont come unless you dooooo-oooooooo.
(Black Rose gets hit on the head by Elk again)
Elk: I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts.!
Black Rose: #$&%*! Alright, FINE!
(Black Rose shudders in advance)
Black Rose: Okay.(mutter mutter mutter mutter).
Someone: I didn't HEE-EAR you!
Black Rose: I said-
(Black Rose get's thwaked on the knee)
Elk: Make me a pancake now or Sora does the enchantress dance!
Black Rose: Oh for the love of-ZHUGE LIANG IS THE HOTTEST PIECE OF SEXY MAN MEAT TO EVER WALK THE PLANET!
Zhuge Liang: Now THAT'S more like it!
(Zhuge Liang runs out from behind a tree wearing his underwear over his robe)
Black Rose: I'm not even gonna ask.
Zhuge Liang: What? Do you avert your eyes because you believe that my sexiness will be too much to handle???
(Elk has found a long rope)
Elk:: LOOK MA'! I FOUND A FRIEND!
Black Rose: Holy Moses!
(Elk ties up Black Rose and gags her with a sock)
Elk: There! Now we can be friends again! Black Rose: (I knew that I should have thrown out those pistachios.)
Elk: I like peanuts!
Black Rose: What?
Elk: I like canaries! Gimme a smooch! I wanna kick a Lu Bu!
Kite: Elk, are you high on something again?
Elk: Kiss me, I'm Irish!
Kite: Dammit, Black Rose, I thought that we took everything edible out of her backpack.
Black Rose: We did, I don't know what she ate.
Kite: Wait a minute! You didn't leave those curious looking moldy pistachios in her bag, did you??
Black Rose: Oh crap.
Elk: Give me boiled eggs NOW, you faggot!
(Elk kicks Kite in the crotch)
Kite: &*^%$! Son of a %$*#!
Black Rose: Bwa ha ha ha ha! You're such a loser!
Elk: Don't give me attitude, WOMAN! I think you need a SPANKING!
Black Rose: A what?
Elk: DAMM the constitution!
(Elk takes out her bo-huge staff)
Elk: Where the hell are all of the Sharpie Markers?!
(Elk begins to beat the living crap out of Black Rose)
Black Rose: Stop it! I've told you before, I'm not into S&M!
Kite (gasping): ooooooo.groin.hurts.
Elk: Good to hear it, chappie! Have another, shall we?
(Elk kicks Kite in the groin again)
Kite: Mother #$*&@!
(Black Rose gets out her sword)
Black Rose: Dude, Kite, I think we need HIS help.
Kite: Son of a-what, who's help?
Black Rose: You know, HIS help.
(Kite responds while being bashed on the head by Elk)
Kite: Do (bash) you (bash) just (bash) want (bash) to (bash) make (bash) things (bash) WORSE?!
(Kite is knocked out)
Elk: Oosa good boy, den?? Eat your nan's tator tots or I'm gonna set the family hampster on YOU!
Black Rose: Oh dear god.you can kill me later, Kite.alrighty then.
(Clears her throat)
Black Rose: Ahem.ZHUGE LIANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(No reply)
Black Rose: Dammit, you jerk! I called your $#^$# name! Respond now or I'm gonna call for someone else!
Someone: You didn't say the magic word!
Black Rose: What magic word?
Someone: You know what I mean!
Black Rose: What, you mean please?
Someone: Nooooooooooooooo! The OTHER magic words!
Black Rose: Words?
Someone: Yes, dammit!
Black Rose: NO! I refuse to say them!
Someone: I wont come unless you dooooo-oooooooo.
(Black Rose gets hit on the head by Elk again)
Elk: I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts.!
Black Rose: #$&%*! Alright, FINE!
(Black Rose shudders in advance)
Black Rose: Okay.(mutter mutter mutter mutter).
Someone: I didn't HEE-EAR you!
Black Rose: I said-
(Black Rose get's thwaked on the knee)
Elk: Make me a pancake now or Sora does the enchantress dance!
Black Rose: Oh for the love of-ZHUGE LIANG IS THE HOTTEST PIECE OF SEXY MAN MEAT TO EVER WALK THE PLANET!
Zhuge Liang: Now THAT'S more like it!
(Zhuge Liang runs out from behind a tree wearing his underwear over his robe)
Black Rose: I'm not even gonna ask.
Zhuge Liang: What? Do you avert your eyes because you believe that my sexiness will be too much to handle???
(Elk has found a long rope)
Elk:: LOOK MA'! I FOUND A FRIEND!
Black Rose: Holy Moses!
(Elk ties up Black Rose and gags her with a sock)
Elk: There! Now we can be friends again! Black Rose: (I knew that I should have thrown out those pistachios.)