Before I start this story, I just want to say to the readers, as you get deep into the story, at some point it's going to get weird.

REALLY WEIRD.

As usual I'll give you an explanation at some point. So if you find yourself trying to put two and two together my advice is:

WAIT FOR IT…

WAIT FOR IT…

CHAPTER 1

(EDDY'S P.O.V)

"I still can't believe you talked me into doing meditation with Rolf," I grumbled and pouted, as I shoved my hands into my pockets. "Think of it as a potentially good experience Eddy, when it comes to experiencing another person's customs." Eddly stated being optimistic.

"Do you know meditation originated from Hindu traditions of Vedantism around 1500 BCE." "KNOCK IT OFF EDD!," I barked not in the mood for a Edd history lesson 101. "It's bad enough I'm spending my Saturday nights doing this when my parents won't even be back until tomorrow morning. I could be hosting a house party by now."

"Wishful thinking Eddy," Edd said stopping in his tracks in front of a streetlight. It wasn't just my parents that were out for the night, but including the rest of kids of cul-de-sac parents as well, since all of ours and their parents had become good friends. I think it was some party in town. Which meant no parental supervision. "And what's up with us having to wait in this location, before we head over to Rolf?."

I sighed tired of watching Ed pushing a thin piece of tree branch into his ears, which escaped through his nose. "Do you guys have a funny taste in your mouth after drinking the juice that Edd gave us?," Ed suddenly asked smacking his lips. "Come to think of it yeah…" I said hating the bitter taste on my taste buds.

"WAIT A MINUTE!," I suddenly screamed in realization. "Don't tell me you're meeting up with May here!. 'Cause if this is what it is, I don't want to be near you're abomination of a relationship." I snapped remembering the first time Edd introduced May as his girlfriend.

MAN THIS SUMMER WAS JUST FULL OF SURPRISES…

Edd just smiled at me, and said nothing. No matter how much I spoke badly of May it just made Edd more resilient to my insults. I was about to shoot another insult at him, when Johnny appeared. "Sorry for being late Edd," Johnny apologized as he handed Plank to Edd.

Before Edd's hands could make contact with Plank, I stood between them getting in Johnny's face.

"THE HELL JOHNNY!. YOU ARE NOT DROPPING PLANK ON US, YOU LITTLE WEIRDO!." "It's not like I asked you personally Fishface," Johnny shot back using Sarah's nickname for me. "Besides I asked Edd a long time ago," Johnny stated side stepping me, and finally handed over Plank.

"Unlike you Eddy, Edd understands I can't leave him home alone, since my parents are out for the night." "Edd tell me this is a joke," I said in disbelief. Edd was about to give me some self-righteous response when Johnny interrupted. "If you must know Eddy, since I haven't told Edd my plans, I'm letting Edd keep Plank because I have a date with Sarah at her house."

"MELON HEAD YOU'RE WORST THAN I THOUGHT!," I roared in laughter. I dropped to the ground, as I shamefully rolled on the ground in laughter. "Why do you think I'm here?," Johnny said as he gestured with his head to the right. On our right was Nazz's living room where her curtains were drawn, and we could clearly see Nazz and Sarah talking.

"Why don't you ask her Eddy?," Johnny said cheekily.

"YOU'RE LYING," I growled now, as I could feel my face redden in anger. I began to realize that Johnny wasn't lying. His cocky attitude was proof of that. "What a shame she didn't ask you." Johnny continued to poke the bear. "Guess you're not the cool guy you think you are." I was about to grab him by the throat, and pulverize him when Nazz's front door opened.

"Hey Edd, hey idiotic brother, hey Fishface," Sarah greeted us casually, as she walked by and stopped besides Johnny. "Ready to go Johnny." "Yep." He answered, but not before turning and giving me a cocky smile.

"EDD WE GODDA GO SPY ON THEM!," I exclaimed as soon as they were out of sight. "Sounds like someone's jealous," Edd sang as he giggled. "Alright Eddy," Edd agreed enjoying seeing me agitated. "But first we go to Rolf's meditation."