Steven was in his room, beatin the skin offa his meat, when suddenly pearl busts the door down.
"Hey Steven, have you seen my dild- what the fuck are you doing?"
Steven didnt stop, he kept going and busted the fattest nut in his universe, it splattered his gem and got on pearl.
Pearl cut his nuts off and made a coin purse.
He got plastic surgery and became bruce jenner.
The End.