MONOLOGUE
Oh. My. God. Let me tell you how it is girl. I actually cannot believe what Cru3lla said to me. That hoe told me that Xtina's party was cancelled. Well, I guess it was my fault; she convinced me that Aurora's Christening was nothing but a publicity stunt. Yeah, you know how that turned out. Slightly inconvenient. Never-the-less I have to move on. So, after that bitch said Xtina's party was cancelled I decided to cancel the delivery of my fabulous bright brown party leotard. Not to mention I threw away my 14 inch stilettos. They were so versatile. I can't believe I thought they were useless. Anyway, I found out on Bebo that Xtina said that she wanted me out of the picture because she was going to wear the same outfit. Gees, she always copies me. It's just SO annoying. She can't be original. Well, who is nowadays? Floppy Rowland… she's a blatant rip off of Beyonce! Katy is practically the shadow of Gaga. I mean, did you see her VMA 2011 outfit? WOW Katy, so you…
Sorry, I deterred from the point. Xtina, that slut, was credited for her innovative design and her use of the "in" colour "cherry brown". Well, she's done it for the last time. Dat bizatch is going down!