Resist this: I take on La Resistance, sort of

by The Anonymous Enigma

Warning: Don't read if you like them, Ms. Long [I think it's a dude], or Bischoff. I don't hate all French people, just them. I messed up Rene's name on purpose. I plan on making this a saga. If you have ideas, include them in review. No flamers wanted.

1. Prologue

I AM WHO YOU ARE NOT.

I DO WHATEVER IT IS THAT YOU DON'T.

I'M THE ONE PERSON YOU DON'T WANT TO MESS WITH.

I'M THE GUY YOU BUMP INTO AS YOU WALK DOWN THE STREET.

THIS IS WHO I AM;

I AM ANONYMOUS

Rene Dupre still wasn't over being in the WWE. He had been waiting for this for a long time, and it had finally happened. He was more than proud to be part of La Resistance. He and his friend, Genier, were more than un-American, and even more than proud of it. He knew the viewers and people present hated him, but they weren't the ones being paid to voice their opinions and back them up. Little did he know that that night, another ordinary episode of RAW, would be the worst night of his life, and almost the last...