Chapter 1 – Tornado of doom
Deidara sat on his bed enjoying the peace. Tobi was gone, for now. He'd sent him off to fetch some sticks. Not that he needed them; he just needed to get away from Tobi's continuous talking.
He was starting to get bored. It was quiet, too quiet. He really wanted to annoy Itachi but him and Kisame were off doing something random. Like he really cared?
Deidara yawned. "I should get some sleep before Tobi gets back" He said before he drifted off into sleep.
Meanwhile
"Man these Akatsuki guys are tough!" Temari puffed, "and really what's with this fly trap guy I'm fighting. I mean seriously fly traps were so 5 minutes ago." She thought
She looked over her shoulder and saw Gaara and Kankuro fighting loosing to more of these guys.
Seeing an opening Zetsu attacked knocking Temari to the ground. Annoyed she got up, grabbed her fan and with her awesome female strengths made a tornado. Everybody made it out of the way in time but the tornado headed strait for Akatsuki headquarters.
Back to Deidara
Deidara woke to loud wind noises and earthquakes. "What the un?" he thought to himself as he got out of bed and looked out the window.
He was rather shocked with what he saw! There were PIGS flying in the air, Kakashi reading 'Para Para Paradise,' even a Naruto eating a bowl of steaming hot ramen flew past.
"WHATS GOING ON!" Deidara yelled to no one in particular. Just then he hit the ground with a hard thud and fell out the window.
Yeah not that much funnyness YET!