TITLE: A Lesson in Chemistry
PART 1/? Pretend To Be Enemies
AUTHOR: SpoiledLiLAmy
RATING: ummm PG-13 4 now but I think it's gonna become R *VBG*
PAIRING: Max/Alec!!!!!!
DEDICATION: 2 all the Max/Alec shippers out there!!! Be Proud!!! lol
FEEDBACK: Pleaz Pleaz Pleaz!!!!!!! Spending all the time typing this and gettin no feedback is like a special branch of Amy hell!
DISCLAIMER: I'm taking the characters from James Cameron, and Fox, etc. etc. etc. and adding htis stupid little disclaimer to make it a lil less illeagal. Oh and the song is called Yeah, Whatever and it's a great song by Splender and every1 associated w/them... again not me.
AUTHOR'S NOTE: I am horrible at spelling, grammar, puncutation, etc. and I worte this in notepad cuz that makes it the HTML conversion easier and theres no spell check.... deal w/it. sorry lol
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And you're primitive...
And you're cynical to me
And I chewed down on the bit
And almost swallowed
"I don't like this whole you driving concept." Alec hissed thourgh clenched teeth. His fingers tightly gripping the armrests of his seat. "This isn't your little motorbike you know."
"It's a motorcycle and if you had just let me use that you wouldn't be in this little situation now would you?" Max snapped.
"No. I'd be splattered across the pavement." he drawled.
"Oh you would not you wuss!" she chided.
"I'm sorry I'm just not comfortable with mounting a bike you can hardly fit your scrawny ass on and zooming about like an escaped mental paitient on speed." he shot
"Liar," Max countered, "you just wouldn't be able to control yourself with me between your legs for ten minutes. Alec let out a sharop bark of laughter before reswallowing his lunch yet again as they sped around a particularly sharp curve.
You sit all alone with your color TV
Your hair starts to glisten
In spite of the fleas
We don't have to stay friends
Let's pretend to be enemies
"If I do survive the trip where exactly are we going?"
"Cat-like nomaly spotted in sector 12," Max replied. Alec coked his eyeborws and shot Max a skeptical glance.
"Uh-huh. And you do know we're in sector 7 right now don't you?
"We are not," Max said momentarily taking her eyes off the road.
"Road! Road!" Alec shouted in reminder.
"Jesus Christ you really are a whimp!" Max teased.
"Not a whimp, just a man who values his life far to much to leave it in the hands of someone who doesn't give a damn about him! So pull of Maxie!" Alec commanded.
"Oh that smarts," Max said in mock hurt, "'course I care about you Blondie. Doesn't mean I'm gonna let you drive though."
Yeah, whatever makes you happy
Yeah, whatever makes it beautiful
Yeah, whatever leaves you satisfied
'Cuz I'm out of time
For now
"It's my car!" Alec wailed, "My extreamly expensive car!"
"Look Ma! No hands! she called as she pulled her hands off the steering wheel and shoved them in her blonde companions face. The car came to a sudden sputtering halt and Alec strugge;ed to free himself from the vehichle. He fummbeled with the door until it popped open sending him sprawling to the ground.
"Holy shit woman what'd you do now?!?" he mummbeled as he disentangeled the seatbelt from his legs and rose on shakey legs.
And you're paranoid
As you look me up and down
And I'm soaked in gasoline
Mud and ice cream
Max lept from the car and pried the hood open. "I didn't do a thing!" she insisted.
"You obviously did something seeing as we've stopped." he pointed out. Max was too absorbed in her study of the various pieces of metal under the car's hood to acknowledge his comment.
You sit by the phone
With your tongue hanging out
You cradle the flies in the back of your mouth
We don't have to stay friends
Let's pretend to be enemies
Alec scowled at his companion and began to asses their surroundings. They had stopped on an offshoot of one of the main roads. The area was vaugely firmiliar with it's trees streching for miles on both sides of the road.
Yeah, whatever makes you happy
Yeah, whatever makes it beautiful
Yeah, whatever leaves you satisfied
'Cuz I'm out of time
It didn't look like they were near any sort of civilization and it could be hours, possibly days, before anyone decided to meander down this road on their way to somewhere more important. At least it was relativly seneic.
Damned if you do
Fucked if you don't
Damned if you do
What if you won't
Damned if you do
Fucked if you don't
Damned if you do
Oh!
Alec sighed and siddeled over to peer around Max's shoulder. "So what are we looking at here?"
"Honestly..." Max began, turing to face him. This action created a rather akward position in which she was lounging against the car with him in front of her a hand on either side of her on the car effectivly trapping her. Alec reguarded her suspisiously, "Yeah...." he prompted make no effort to move.
"I have..... absolutly..... no..... idea." she finshed, grinning as she ducked under his arm wiping her hands on her jeans. Alec threw his arms in the air, groaning frustration.
You must be aware what you're
Doing to me
We sunk like a stone on a rock
In the sea
"Well don't you have some cat in your cocktail? Can't you just sniff out some intelligent life or something? he demanded.
"No I believe that would be a dog's job and you seem to be the best canidate for that," she retorted.
We don't have to stay friends
Not for very long
We don't have to stay friends
Just because you're gone
"Well aren't we the clever one?" Alec crooned sarcastically. Max just sneered and slammed the hood of the car closed.
"Let's go," she ordered and stommped off into the woods.
"Where are you going?" Alec called but dashed after her when he relized her wouldn't be getting an answer.
Yeah, whatever makes you happy
Yeah, whatever makes it beautiful
Yeah, whatever leaves you satisfied
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So... what do u think??? Should I continue???? Pleaz Pleaz Pleaz review!!!!!!!!!!
Oh and btw I was thinkin bout starting a Max/Alec email group on yahoo or something. Would ne1 be interested in that or is there already 1 started? It would be 4 fanfic, pics, discussion, etc. I'd like a cofounder or something if any1 would join so if ur interested or have a good name email me..... k? lol spikeslilslayer87@hotmail.com
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PART 1/? Pretend To Be Enemies
AUTHOR: SpoiledLiLAmy
RATING: ummm PG-13 4 now but I think it's gonna become R *VBG*
PAIRING: Max/Alec!!!!!!
DEDICATION: 2 all the Max/Alec shippers out there!!! Be Proud!!! lol
FEEDBACK: Pleaz Pleaz Pleaz!!!!!!! Spending all the time typing this and gettin no feedback is like a special branch of Amy hell!
DISCLAIMER: I'm taking the characters from James Cameron, and Fox, etc. etc. etc. and adding htis stupid little disclaimer to make it a lil less illeagal. Oh and the song is called Yeah, Whatever and it's a great song by Splender and every1 associated w/them... again not me.
AUTHOR'S NOTE: I am horrible at spelling, grammar, puncutation, etc. and I worte this in notepad cuz that makes it the HTML conversion easier and theres no spell check.... deal w/it. sorry lol
~~~
And you're primitive...
And you're cynical to me
And I chewed down on the bit
And almost swallowed
"I don't like this whole you driving concept." Alec hissed thourgh clenched teeth. His fingers tightly gripping the armrests of his seat. "This isn't your little motorbike you know."
"It's a motorcycle and if you had just let me use that you wouldn't be in this little situation now would you?" Max snapped.
"No. I'd be splattered across the pavement." he drawled.
"Oh you would not you wuss!" she chided.
"I'm sorry I'm just not comfortable with mounting a bike you can hardly fit your scrawny ass on and zooming about like an escaped mental paitient on speed." he shot
"Liar," Max countered, "you just wouldn't be able to control yourself with me between your legs for ten minutes. Alec let out a sharop bark of laughter before reswallowing his lunch yet again as they sped around a particularly sharp curve.
You sit all alone with your color TV
Your hair starts to glisten
In spite of the fleas
We don't have to stay friends
Let's pretend to be enemies
"If I do survive the trip where exactly are we going?"
"Cat-like nomaly spotted in sector 12," Max replied. Alec coked his eyeborws and shot Max a skeptical glance.
"Uh-huh. And you do know we're in sector 7 right now don't you?
"We are not," Max said momentarily taking her eyes off the road.
"Road! Road!" Alec shouted in reminder.
"Jesus Christ you really are a whimp!" Max teased.
"Not a whimp, just a man who values his life far to much to leave it in the hands of someone who doesn't give a damn about him! So pull of Maxie!" Alec commanded.
"Oh that smarts," Max said in mock hurt, "'course I care about you Blondie. Doesn't mean I'm gonna let you drive though."
Yeah, whatever makes you happy
Yeah, whatever makes it beautiful
Yeah, whatever leaves you satisfied
'Cuz I'm out of time
For now
"It's my car!" Alec wailed, "My extreamly expensive car!"
"Look Ma! No hands! she called as she pulled her hands off the steering wheel and shoved them in her blonde companions face. The car came to a sudden sputtering halt and Alec strugge;ed to free himself from the vehichle. He fummbeled with the door until it popped open sending him sprawling to the ground.
"Holy shit woman what'd you do now?!?" he mummbeled as he disentangeled the seatbelt from his legs and rose on shakey legs.
And you're paranoid
As you look me up and down
And I'm soaked in gasoline
Mud and ice cream
Max lept from the car and pried the hood open. "I didn't do a thing!" she insisted.
"You obviously did something seeing as we've stopped." he pointed out. Max was too absorbed in her study of the various pieces of metal under the car's hood to acknowledge his comment.
You sit by the phone
With your tongue hanging out
You cradle the flies in the back of your mouth
We don't have to stay friends
Let's pretend to be enemies
Alec scowled at his companion and began to asses their surroundings. They had stopped on an offshoot of one of the main roads. The area was vaugely firmiliar with it's trees streching for miles on both sides of the road.
Yeah, whatever makes you happy
Yeah, whatever makes it beautiful
Yeah, whatever leaves you satisfied
'Cuz I'm out of time
It didn't look like they were near any sort of civilization and it could be hours, possibly days, before anyone decided to meander down this road on their way to somewhere more important. At least it was relativly seneic.
Damned if you do
Fucked if you don't
Damned if you do
What if you won't
Damned if you do
Fucked if you don't
Damned if you do
Oh!
Alec sighed and siddeled over to peer around Max's shoulder. "So what are we looking at here?"
"Honestly..." Max began, turing to face him. This action created a rather akward position in which she was lounging against the car with him in front of her a hand on either side of her on the car effectivly trapping her. Alec reguarded her suspisiously, "Yeah...." he prompted make no effort to move.
"I have..... absolutly..... no..... idea." she finshed, grinning as she ducked under his arm wiping her hands on her jeans. Alec threw his arms in the air, groaning frustration.
You must be aware what you're
Doing to me
We sunk like a stone on a rock
In the sea
"Well don't you have some cat in your cocktail? Can't you just sniff out some intelligent life or something? he demanded.
"No I believe that would be a dog's job and you seem to be the best canidate for that," she retorted.
We don't have to stay friends
Not for very long
We don't have to stay friends
Just because you're gone
"Well aren't we the clever one?" Alec crooned sarcastically. Max just sneered and slammed the hood of the car closed.
"Let's go," she ordered and stommped off into the woods.
"Where are you going?" Alec called but dashed after her when he relized her wouldn't be getting an answer.
Yeah, whatever makes you happy
Yeah, whatever makes it beautiful
Yeah, whatever leaves you satisfied
~~~
So... what do u think??? Should I continue???? Pleaz Pleaz Pleaz review!!!!!!!!!!
Oh and btw I was thinkin bout starting a Max/Alec email group on yahoo or something. Would ne1 be interested in that or is there already 1 started? It would be 4 fanfic, pics, discussion, etc. I'd like a cofounder or something if any1 would join so if ur interested or have a good name email me..... k? lol spikeslilslayer87@hotmail.com
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