Yay! I was so board when I came up with this but I think it turned out pretty funny;D Anyway This is all about Gir, if that tells you anything.
Boredom
"Master is gone. The Tallest sent him somewhere... Wait, house all to me! Now I can make tacos and waffles and watch TV and, and-... I miss master." All these thoughts rushed through the poor little Sir unit's mind as he sat on the couch.
He was bored. Ever since his master left, about ten minutes ago, Gir had been doing everything he could think of to do. Now he had nothing left to do. When would master return? The Tallest would know.
That was it! He'd call the Tallest.
On the massive, Tallest Red and Tallest Purple were celebrating to a future week of no Zim. They had sent him to another training planet kind of like Hobo 13. Their happiness was not to last however.
"Incoming transmission from planet Earth!" One of the comm techs shouted causing Red to jump up and Purple to choke on the snack he was eating. Displaying the transmission on screen the tallest were greeted by Zim's idiot robot waving.
"Master's gone!" Gir shouted.
"Yes we know."Red said annoyed. "We sent him away for a week."
"OOooh!" Gir nodded like he knew what was going on. "OK" he cut the transmission. Purple and Red simply rolled their eyes.
About five minutes later the massive received another message from earth.
"YOU GOT ANY A' THEM TAQUITOS!?" Gir shouted at the tallest.
This time the tallest had the comm tech cut the transmission as soon as Gir spoke. Gir of course didn't notice and quickly called them back.
"I bet you want waffles!" Gir smiled holding up a stack of them. "These'uns got cheese and pasketti's in 'em!"
"W-What?" Purple asked confused. He looked over to Red in hopes that maybe he understood what Gir had said. Red just shrugged.
"I member when I was pasketti." Gir continued still making no since.
Zim returned home proud as he could be. He had finished his training (killing everyone else in the process) and was finally coming home where he could brag about his awesomeness to the Tallest some more.
"Gir I'm-" but the rest of what he was about to say was lost to his mind as he came down in the lift. Somehow the entire living room had been destroyed. It looked like a bomb had gone off.
"GIR!" Zim shouted after he regained his composier. "What Happened?"
"Ooooooooh." Gir pooped up from out of nowhere. "It was the tallest!" Gir smiled. Zim just put his head in his hands and sighed.
Well I'm not really sure how well that story went so reviews would be much apreciated. P.S. I'm working on a stroy right now that I hope wont be this suckish. ;D