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MISERY LOVES COMPANY
Two months had passed since those two raccoon super-thieves, Sly Cooper and Andy Clark, had first met on a rooftop in Forest City. The following is an account of the events that transpire when Sly decides to pay a visit to his newfound friend.
CHAPTER ONE- Sly Hatches a Plot
PARIS, FRANCE - 10:30 P.M.
"I'm so fucking BORED!!", Sly Cooper exclaimed as he surfed the Internet. Lately, business had been slow for Sly and the gang, and the ringtail hadn't been taking it well.
"Join the club.", said Bentley. "Now could you please get off my computer? "Just a minute.", Sly said. "I'm looking at something." "What, more nude photos of Carmelita?", the turtle joked.
"No, jackass.", Sly snapped. "Apparently, F.O.W.L, the Fiendish Organization for World Larceny, has stolen ten tons of gold from the Canadian National Gold Reserve. This could be our next big heist."
"How exactly do you plan on stealing ten tons of gold?", Bentley asked. "We're not going to take it all, Einstein.", Sly replied sarcastically.
"We're going to kick FOWL's butt, take our share of the gold, and the authorities can handle the rest.", Sly continued.
"And how do you intend to accomplish this? These guys may be worse than the Fiendish Five!", Bentley asked.
"Relax, guy. The FOWL headquarters are just up the street from Forest City, home of my good friend Andy Clark. I'm sure he'll help us out.", Sly said.
"I don't know about that.", said Bentley. "Didn't you recently swipe several million in diamonds from him while he had his back turned?"
"I'm sure he'll forgive me for that. We're both professionals.", Sly said.
"I hope you're right.", his friend responded.
"If my little theft had bothered him so much, I'm sure I would have heard from him by now.", said the raccoon. "Now, get off my Goddamned computer!!", whined Bentley. "All right, already."
MISERY LOVES COMPANY
Two months had passed since those two raccoon super-thieves, Sly Cooper and Andy Clark, had first met on a rooftop in Forest City. The following is an account of the events that transpire when Sly decides to pay a visit to his newfound friend.
CHAPTER ONE- Sly Hatches a Plot
PARIS, FRANCE - 10:30 P.M.
"I'm so fucking BORED!!", Sly Cooper exclaimed as he surfed the Internet. Lately, business had been slow for Sly and the gang, and the ringtail hadn't been taking it well.
"Join the club.", said Bentley. "Now could you please get off my computer? "Just a minute.", Sly said. "I'm looking at something." "What, more nude photos of Carmelita?", the turtle joked.
"No, jackass.", Sly snapped. "Apparently, F.O.W.L, the Fiendish Organization for World Larceny, has stolen ten tons of gold from the Canadian National Gold Reserve. This could be our next big heist."
"How exactly do you plan on stealing ten tons of gold?", Bentley asked. "We're not going to take it all, Einstein.", Sly replied sarcastically.
"We're going to kick FOWL's butt, take our share of the gold, and the authorities can handle the rest.", Sly continued.
"And how do you intend to accomplish this? These guys may be worse than the Fiendish Five!", Bentley asked.
"Relax, guy. The FOWL headquarters are just up the street from Forest City, home of my good friend Andy Clark. I'm sure he'll help us out.", Sly said.
"I don't know about that.", said Bentley. "Didn't you recently swipe several million in diamonds from him while he had his back turned?"
"I'm sure he'll forgive me for that. We're both professionals.", Sly said.
"I hope you're right.", his friend responded.
"If my little theft had bothered him so much, I'm sure I would have heard from him by now.", said the raccoon. "Now, get off my Goddamned computer!!", whined Bentley. "All right, already."