"Hello, my name's Ed!"
At a sidewalk, the Eds were thinking of an idea to make people respect and pay them . And this is what they had in mind.
Eddy was bored. "Hey Sockhead, what do you think will put cash in our pockets and jawbreakers in our mouths?"
Ed replied with a simple "Gravy?"
"No," Eddy answered back.
"Toast?"
"NO."
"Bill and Ted?" Now Ed was way over his head now.
"Who the heck are Bill and Ted?" Eddy asked.
Edd had an idea." Eddy, I suggest we put up our old things that we don't need, and put it up for sale. But it WILL have some competition."
"What do you mean?" Eddy said.
Edd just sighed. "Neanderthals…what I meant was, we have a bidding contest, an auction of sorts."
"Boring!" Was Sockhead always this boring? Eddy thought. Next thing he know, Edd might come up with a coffee shop scam. Wait…that's a good idea!
"Ooh, Ooh, I know!" Ed yelled for no reason.
"What…Ed?" Eddy was now impatient. The coffee shop scam is waiting and Ed is not making it easy for Eddy to say it.
"I have a tape at my house. This will make the perfect scam ever!"
"Well, what is it called?"
"Well…it's called "Jack$$ Number Two"."
"WHAT?!?"
Edd was now angry.
"I refuse to watch such foul language. Ed I'm ashamed of you. You must be—"
"--A GENIUS! Quit your yapping, Double D. Let's go!" Eddy butted in.
Edd again sighed.
So the Eds went to Ed's house to watch the tape. And…
"Well…what do you think?" Ed said. Then he saw Rolf with goat outside his house. "It's Johnny Knoxville and Wee-Man! Everyone should have their own Wee-Man!" He got out of the house and chases Rolf. "Huh huh huh!"
Rolf was shocked. "ED-BOY! What have you got on Rolf and his creatures!"
Edd looked like he was going to puke. "That was the most ugliest, disturbing, repulsive thing I ever saw. Eddy, I think Ed needs some—"
"--praise, Double D! Ed just gave me the greatest idea ever!" Eddy remarked. He then ran off to follow Ed.
"All right Eddy. But I hope you have insurance!"
The next day…
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RR, guys. Hoped you like the chapter.