Yeah I'm kinda new to this.

Special Thanks: I'd like to thank my good friend Spader Stallion. This is a bit of a side-story to her first story, Itachi's Stolen Nailpolish. Well not really but still.

Disclaimer: I Do Not own Naruto, and No I really don't plan to. I also do not own Pirates of the Caribbean. I do co-own most of the jokes in here though.

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Chapter 1: The Pearl

11:00 PM

Somewhere in Konoha

It was pitch black inside the Konoha village. None of the street lamps were lit. (I don't know why just go with it) Shikamaru had gone out for a late night "stroll" without his flashlight,……again. He was having a pretty hard time find his way around, but he was sure that he would be fine, unless he just was suddenly killed, but that's a different story. He was sure that he was being watched which started to make him nervous. Then everything went still and…..BOOM!!, he hit the street lamp.

"Man this is such a drag," he said "I forgot my flashlight and I think I left the water running at home." He continued as he stumbled to his feet.

"ARRRGGGHHHHH!!!"

Shika spun around to stare into the face of what looked like some sort of deranged pirate thing.

"Gaara, is that you?" He said.

"Actually it is Captain Gaara" Gaara continued.

"Captain?" Shika started "Captain of what?"

"Why the finest ship in the seven seas."

"Which would be…..?"

"Ahh! It's the Black Pearl"

" Isn't that a Disney Movie with Johnny Depp and some british guy?"

"Do you mean Orly?!?!"

"Who?"

"You know, Orlando Bloom"

"Yeah that's the guy"

" Oh my gosh, He's so gangsta"

"What?" Shika looked at Gaara with amazement.

" Nevermind, but aye it may be, but this time its real"

"Okay, now why exactly are you dressed like a pirate?"

"I'm a big boy and I can do what I want"

"Now you're really starting to scare me"

" Now sailor" Gaara said as they started walking. " I need you to accompany me to find this" He pulled out a piece of parchment." Savey"

"It's a key" Shika replied.

"No even better, it's a drawing of a key"

"So were looking for this "Key""

"Aye"

" Whats so great about a key?"

"It's not the key we care about"

"Then why do we need it?"

"So we can unlock a chest"

"Wait, so now were looking for a chest? This is such a drag, I knew I Should have stayed home tonight"

"Now what's the point of finding what needs to be unlocked before we have the item to do the unlocking with?"

"So are we looking for a drawing of a chest or something"

" Now you're not making any sense at all" Gaara said a Shika stopped.

" Man this is such a drag, this is definitely not how I planned to spend a Friday night"Shika said.

" Well then sailor, what were you planning on doing?" Gaara asked.

" Sleeping, everybody knows that, When its sleepy time it's Shika time."

" Okay, I really didn't need to know that, but alas, we must find an able bodied crew."

"Okay then, for starters where exactly is this ship of yours"

"Why its ported here in tortuga"

"Gazuenhteight"

"What?"

"You didn't sneeze?"

"No"

"But we're not in Tortuga, I don't even know what a Tortuga is"

"Well you're one to talk, here you are living in Tortuga and you don't even know what you are living in"

"No, This is Konoha, K-O-N-O-H-A, Konoha."

"Glad you can spell"

"Forget it, Let's just get out of here before……"

Yeah um…..that would be the start of it all.

For the record, Pirate Gaara is kickass!!!