A, Undömíel (O, Evenstar)

A Parody of 'A Passionate Shepherd to his Love'

Noble Lady, come live with me and be my love

And we will all of Arda's pleasures prove

All those things the valleys, groves, hills, fields

Golden woods, or great steepy mountains yield

I carry the Blade that was Broken

But would discard it for your token

Although I treasure the Ring of Barahir,

It is you, my love, that I hold most dear.

Sauron himself could not us part

For we are one within my heart

Like couples of whom Free People sing,

We will be like Ëarandil and Elwing

I will clothe you then in elven-white,

Undömíel, she who shines so bright.

Never has there been a maid so fair

A treasure, a beauty oh so rare!

O, if I could only be your Beren,

Tínuvíel, my Luthíen

Evenstar, who outshines any Silmaríl

My love for thee is strong and shining as mithríl

Noble Lady, come live with me and be my love

And we will all of Arda's pleasures prove

All those things the valleys, groves, hills, fields

Golden woods, or great steepy mountains yield.