Hello People this is my guide to annoying my awesome cousin Percy.
-Thalia, and Nico
1. Tell him that Annabeth hates him.
2. When he comes to yell at you for saying that she hated him, run of screaming giber gaber. ( "That's stupid death breath!"-Thalia "Shut up pinecone face!" - Nico)
3. Tell the Aphrodite cabin to redesign Percy's cabin. ( "HA! Beat that!"-Thalia)
5. Call Percy by his full name every time you see him. ("Beat that Thals!" - Nico)
6. Beat Percy seven times in a row. ("How in Hades are we going to do that?" - Nico "Cheating?" - Thalia)
7. Call your godly parent better than Percy's. ( "Hehe, I like this one." - Thalia I'm going to try it. - Nico)
8. Tell Percy that he wil never be good at Archery. ( "That one is lame." - Thalia)
9. Beat PErcy at every thing he is good at. ("That is going to be really hard." - Nico)
10. Only call him Perseuse for a year. ( "That is going to be fun!" - Nico)
Okay guys that's it I need ideas so give me some ideas and, PLEASE R&R (Read and Review). Tell me what you think. And should I make a one shot for some of these? give me some advice please.
-AC (Aphrodite child)