hi. so, uh, I wrote this to beta. But I might write again because it was slightly fun =]

This is a facebook note written by Emmett Cullen. Its Stephenie Meyers characters, my writing. Oh, and I stole the note from facebook, so credit goes to internet peeps. HOLLA!

Review if you're actually reading this. Its my first one ever so...yeah.

EMMETT

1. What is the color of your wallpaper?
Psh, wallpaper is for old people.

2. Is the light in the room you are currently in on or off?
It is on.

3. What do you prefer: cheezits or cheesnips?
Squirrel. Or Zebra.

4. Do you like candycorn?
Zebra.

5. How many toes do you have?
9… Alice is holding on to one. I have to go shopping with her to get it back.

6. Have you ever proclaimed your love for a vegatable? If so what vegatable?
YES I HAVE. TOMATOS. LIKE BOB. FROM VEGGIETALES.

7. I am sitting on a bean bag chair.

do I care?

8. How many peas can you stick up your nose?
16.

9. Tell me your best joke.
Jacob.

10. What brand is the television you watch?
not telling. heeehee

12. Who gives the best hugs?
Jasper. hes emo, so he hugs himself all the time.

13. Have you ever own a little tykes toy box?
…yes

14. Why did Sarah draw a lego in art class?
…what kind of stupid survey is this?

15. Quick! A train is coming at your head. You have four seconds to make the ultimate choice, which is coming your way!!!!!..........................................................Slytherin, Hufflepuff, Ravenclaw, or Gryffindor? And will you save the ninja tied to the train tracks in front of you even though it will sacrafice the horse that is awaiting your return - however it will die a lonely death because you will never return? (Make sure to answer all of theparts of the question. I like cheese.)
…no.

16. Do you like cheese?
ZEBRAAA

17. In what position do you sleep?
with rose =] hehe sex.

18. Parrots or ninjas?
parrots? wtf?

19. Are you a nun?
YES. OF COURSE.

of your legs is longer?
neither. imma VAMPIRE

21. What happened to question 11?
Carlizzle deleted it.

22. What's the worst thing you ever did to your microwave?
I put edward in it.

23. Would you like venture to Canada with me?
uhh, survey, canada sucks. they speak french, all fancy-like.

24. Why do dogs eat shoes, especially the expensive ones?
why does edward break my tvs, especially the expensive ones?

25. How many laws of motion are there?
WHA?!

26. Who was the seventy-sixth president of the United States of America?
ask alice.

27. What color is the blanket Sarah's cuddled up in?
who is sarah?

28. What is the date of Canada Day?
ew canada.

29. "Why does Michelle have big boobs?"
thanks, survey, no more love from rose for a week.

30. Why does gum disolve in your mouth when it's been in your mouth too long?
what?

31. How many purple clothing items do you own?
19. and a sock.

34. Where are the tissues?
next to the rock.

35. Are you sick of this quiz yet?
yeee boy.

36. Can you really lose weight without feeling hungry?
OMG THATS INSULTTINGG I AM BEAUTIFUL.

37. What is your favorite YouTube Video?
when people fall.

38. Which bug do you hate the most?
misketterz. they take blood. so they're like vampires, but bugs. which is actually kindof cool.

39. What's a question that you always have wanted answered?
is aro gay?

40. Do you like clocks?
and socks. and locks. and blocks. and shocks. and walks.

41. Is Edward Cullen awesome?
who wrote this?