Tsuzuki was stuck in the hospital wing, every limb bandaged and bound to something while his office mates took turns being particularly cruel. The chief was eating a castella cake while Watari threatened to slip an experimental potion into whatever Tsuzuki asked people to sneak into the hospital for him. He was completely grounded, and to everyone's relief-- the hospital bill would be far less expensive then repairs to all the damage he'd cause when free to walk around. Especially when he found out about who'd be partnering with Hisoka while Tsuzuki was out of service.
Tsuzuki would have had a rather violent fit if he'd known Hajime would be replacing him for a short while. Hajime's partner was on vacation, so it was arranged perfectly that he'd be partnered with Hisoka temporarily. With Watari's meddlings, however, under the influence of a bribe from The Count, Tsuzuki was forced to heal the old fashioned way while everyone was free to torture him in whatever way they deemed appropriate... or in The Count's case, inappropriate.
It would be nine months before Tsuzuki was able to walk properly and go back to work. Unsurprisingly, he couldn't be found anywhere in Hades the minute after he'd been released. Unfortunately, Hisoka was not prepared for Tsuzuki's immediate arrival.
Hisoka was standing infront of the stove stirring a pot of something that smelled a little spicy when Tsuzuki snuck up on him, but the color instantly drained from his face when Hisoka turned to see the emotions he'd sensed behind him. As pretty as ever, Hisoka was garbed in a loose sweater and a pair of pants with a frilly pink apron hanging from his neck, left untied because his stomach had grown several sizes larger then Tsuzuki had ever imagined could have been possible for the doll like boy!
"H...Hisoka... uh... I know my loss must have been tramatic for you... but did you really have to let yourself go like that?!"
Hisoka, at first, was surprised to see Tsuzuki so soon after he'd been released, but when he saw that Tsuzuki was looking at his stomach, he covered his mouth with a doll like hand and giggled gently. "Tsuzuki... I'm pregnant."
Tsuzuki's jaw dropped, but that didn't amount to how surprised he was when he saw Hajime slip behind Hisoka and put his arms around his waist. He kissed the back of Hisoka's neck gently, giving Tsuzuki a rather triumphant smirk. Hisoka blushed a little, rubbing his stomach thoughtfully.
Tsuzuki sat up suddenly, waking in a cold sweat. It was dark, but he could tell he was still in the hospital wing. He sighed a bit of relief.
"What's wrong, my Love?" Came the deep voice of The Count.
"Hisoka was pregnant," Tsuzuki murmured. "Very pregant..." he trailed off, his eyes going wide. "W...what are you doing here?!" He cried, trying to get off the hospital bed, but he was chained down good.
"Just keeping my favorite toy company," The Count purred. "Besides, Hisoka isn't due for another six months, so you wouldn't be able to tell he was pregnant by just looking at him."
"I'm in Hell!" Tsuzuki groaned.