REVISED VERSION. JANUARY 24, 2013
I'm only stating this once, I DO NOT OWN Naruto/Shippuden.
Hi everyone, this is the revised version of the original Jeux d'chez les adolescentes. The story plot/summary is still the same; I just thought that how the original was written and projected was poorly done by the 12-year-old me...I've decided to re-write it with the (somehow) improved 17-year-old me.
Also, I'm sorry for making you all wait for 5 years just to get this story updated. Do not worry; since I've had a one month Christmas break, I've finished the whole story. Yay! But I'll be uploading each chapter after 3 weeks of the latest one to build some suspense. But there is an exception for the 2nd chapter... it'll come out this Valentine's Day, YAYYYY! Oh yeah, just a heads up, this is a 5 chapter story so 4 more to go :)
Rated T for language and humour…
I love you all! And I really hope you enjoy this revised chapter. Don't forget to review :)

Chapter 1: 'Small' Fight?

Something is definitely going on. The students in the classroom could notice a cold dark aura emitting from the back of the classroom. The teacher who was in front of the class could even feel chills running down his spine just by looking at the students in the back row. As curious the students were, they wouldn't even dare turn their heads back to see what was happening since this is from the Uchiha Sasuke. All they could hear were furious tapping of fingertips into something solid and the sound of a vibrating phone after a few seconds of furious tapping.

'What the hell, Hinata! Nothing happened! For goodness sake, I just brought her home!' Sent.

'What I meant was why was it you? Why didn't you just ask some of your team members to bring her home?' Read.

'Her house was near mine. Most of my team lives in the opposite direction. Do you expect me to just leave her there? I just can't let her take a cab back home when she's drunk, the driver might harass! She's our team's manager for goodness sake! I'm not that heartless! And like what I said, NOTHING HAPPENED. Don't you trust me?!' Sent.

'I do trust you! It's her I don't trust! Everyone knows she only became the team's manager because she's had a crush on you since like..FOREVER Sasuke! Also, you CANNOT trust a drunk girl!' Read.
'Let alone, you didn't even tell me about this when I asked you how your after-party went after your victory with Sabaku Academy! You only told me that you dropped some, mind you some, team members… you didn't say MANAGER!' Read.
'You used a plural noun!' Read.
'AND DON'T USE CAPSLOCK ON ME.' Read.

'This is pointless…Hinata' Sent.
'Your insecurity is getting ahead of you.' Sent.

'You're such an insensitive egoistical jerk!' Read.

'Me…a jerk?!' Sent.
'Stop acting like a kid Hinata.' Sent.

1 minute…2 minutes...5 minutes passed and she still hasn't replied. Sasuke scanned through their conversation, his eyes widened. What the fuck. No no no no. He wasn't supposed to send that. Stupid iMessage GUI. You cannot cancel a fucking sending message. But…even with his usual conscience self getting into his mind, he didn't dare to type the word 'sorry' in the text box. Why you ask? Well, Sasuke is an Uchiha. And one rule of the many rules of the Uchihas, is to never say sorry even if they are the ones at fault. Yup, Uchihas are egoistical bastards.

Sasuke locked his phone and put it inside his pocket. Sasuke shoved both his hands down to his pockets located on the frontal sides of his black slacks and stared intently at the now-heavily-sweating-lecturer. She's the one who started it… Why should I say sorry or admit that I'm the one who's wrong? Wait, I didn't even do anything wrong? Tch. Whatever… Hinata being Hinata would apologize later on…

Yes, it's one stupid move, but Uchiha Sasuke has chosen to stick with his usual Uchiha Egoistical Character.

The lunch bell rang and students swarmed the halls of Konoha Academy. The usual groups got together like they haven't seen each other for a long time even though they just saw each other in the last 10 minute class interval. Oh how beautiful friendship is.

Sasuke headed to his group's usual spot… the spot under the big cherry blossom located behind the high school building. He noticed that a few people were still missing, but quickly dismissed the thought thinking that they were just late.

"And… the dick-head arrives!" Someone sarcastically proclaimed.

Sasuke eyed the blonde perpetrator. "Your time of the month, douche face?"

Naruto grunted. "It's your fault my girlfriend's eating with the friggin' menstruating-gay-bastards*! You know how I hate it when she hangs out with those bastards!"

"What did I do to your girlfriend?" He sat on the grass and leaned his back on the tree trunk. He turned to the black haired guy who was busy sketching on his sketch pad. "Did you text-"

"Suigetsu did." Came a response.

"What? What is it?" Suigetsu asked while busily playing his Vita, heavily concentrating on defeating the big boss of some game he's playing.

"I'm not talking to you." Sai concentrated on his sketch. "Sasuke was just asking if you've texted the errand boy to-"

"What the fuck! Why is everyone minding the fucking errand boy?!" Naruto shouted. "I haven't seen my girlfriend for the whole weekend because of the fucking game with Sabaku and then now that I'm looking forward to the usual lunch make out session—after spending the whole weekend with some retards—I can't! Because I don't even have the same classes as her and our classroom's too far apart for a 10 minute quickie, and 'cause you had a fight with friggin' Hinata! I need to have my needs too you know?!"

"Whut?" Suigetsu finally took his eyes off the screen of the vita. "Who fights with Hinata?"

"I know right?!" Naruto emphasized.

Sasuke rolled his eyes. Remind me why I hang out with these little gaytards again…

"She's such a delicate little thing… It's like when she touches something she might just break into pieces… It makes me want to protect her…" Sai put his sketch pencil down. He raised it up in different angles, smiling as he was satisfied with his sketch.

"Hey that's my girlfriend you're talking about." Sasuke muttered and took a glance at Sai's pad. His eyes narrowed, "…and that's my girlfriend you just drew."

In Sai's sketch pad, there was a sketch of Hinata that looked troubled, angry, and worried at the same time while looking at the phone in her hand. She looked so cute, especially with the pout that formed her lips and the light blush tint on her cheeks. "I was observing her in class a while ago, and she was just so cute when she was furiously texting you, so I decided to draw her… Every time her phone would vibrate, her eyes would just narrow and then she would somehow try to text you back angrily but Ino somehow-" Sasuke glared the black-haired male sitting across him.

"What took ya so long?!" Suigetsu angrily shouted at the new comer who was breathing heavily with a large plastic bag that contained some food occupying his arms.

"Fangirls…Uchiha-san…Hinata-san…break up…"

Naruto and Suigetsu hovered the plastic of food immediately for their share and passed the rest around. "Here's some water. Speak clearly." Sai threw a water bottle at Udon**.

Udon wiped the beads of sweat on his forehead with the sleeves of his white uniform. He fixed his glasses and started drinking down the water bottle to the last drop. He heavily breathed in, "The fangirls of Uchiha-san cornered me to ask me if-"

"Sasuke, did you and Hinata break up?" A new comer cut off Udon.

Sasuke heavily sighed, "No, Shikamaru-"

"He had a fight…with her this morning…" Naruto munched his sandwich messily. Shikamaru lazily sat beside Naruto.

"What's that?" Suigetsu pointed out the rolled out paper clasped in Shikamaru's hand.

Shikamaru unrolled the paper. Turns out it was the school's gossip paper…and what's the content you ask?

They finally break up!

Earlier this morning, students have seen two troubled teens all moody and dark. Who you ask? It's none other than the infamous couple… or should I say ex-couple…Uchiha Sasuke and Hyuga Hinata. Students A&D who are from Sasuke's 3rd period told me that Sasuke was furiously busy with his phone that even with the ever strict Ebisu-sensei teaching, it didn't stop Sasuke from angrily texting his (ex)girlfriend. Another source, Students B&C who are from Hinata's 3rd period told me that she was doing the same at the same exact time.

To back this up, numerous bystanders had just seen Hinata with her blonde bestie Yamanaka Ino going up to the rooftop, mind you, the rooftop to eat their lunch. Those two never eat their lunch apart…unless Sasuke's off-campus for the games, so it does quite mean that this is serious business. And with the infamous rivalry between the older hotter Uchiha and the younger hot Uchiha, the younger keeps Hinata away from the older one. (Scared your brother might take your girlfriend away Sasuke? ;] ) Well, with all that, ready your horses ladies and gentlemen, the younger Uchiha sex-god and the innocent hottie Hyuga are back in the market! Lots of love! Teehee~!

Notes:

menstruating-gay-bastards* - referring to the *drumroll* Akatsuki *insert heart*
I actually tried to think of a different nickname for the Akatsuki for Naruto to use on them, but I can't think of anything funny, but since Aka means red and with Sasuke's comment of the "time of the month" thing, I just thought of that.. sorry... I'm out of ideas... :(
By the way, I love Akatsuki more than anything, so even though I thought of this nickname, it does pain me to have Naruto call them that... huhuhuhu

Udon* - he's actually in Konohamaru's team, the one who's got snot dripping from his nose
Originally I was suppose to make Shino the errand boy, but then I eventually had future plans for his character... so when I heard that Udon actually idolizes Sasuke in the original manga, I just made him the errand boy.