I OWN NOTHING!!!!!! exept bordom... T-T
i know it's short and.. well.. RANDOM! so.. shush!
chapter one. Ahe he hem..
Random moments in forks!
EPOV
"Edward?!" my clumsy little angel sang out to me.
"Yes Bella?" there was a long pause then a crash. That didn't sound very good. I came into the kitchen to find Bella laughing on the floor, with fruit loops everywhere and she was covered in milk.
"Bella? What.. Uh, what are you doing?" I stared at her in confusion. Maybe she had finally realized that she's in love with a vampire, and that it was insane. I felt my façade of happiness falter. My emo thoughts began to kick in.
"EDWARD! Don't be emo!" Jasper yelled at me. "I can feel that you know!"
"you don't have to yell Jasper. I believe I have super hearing."
"I know, but I wanted Bella to hear me." ooh, that's going to cost him. Before I could speed up to his room and beat him with his own legs, Bella pounced me.
"Eddie!" her new nickname for the day. Fantastic. I rolled my eyes but didn't fall when she tackled me.
"Oww! You jerk! Your supposed to fall over!" she clung to my and tried to push me down. "FALL DOWN DAMN IT!"
I heard Emmet come up behind me. Great.
"Hi Eddie" he laughed in that loud annoying way. I wanted to punch him in the mouth. But before I could, he pulled me up into a huge bear hug.
"EMMET! PUT ME DOWN!" I screamed at him and he laughed harder.
"BELLA! LETS GO SOMEWHERE! I AM BATMAN!"
Bella jumped up. "EMMET! COME WITH ME! WE SHALL GO TO WALL-MART TO GET…… do we need anything?" she put her hand on her chin and looked at the floor.
"Uh, I'm not sure." Emmet's eyes glazed over.
BPOV
Hmm.. Oh my god. OH MY GOD! I HAVE SUCH A GOOD IDEA!!!
"EMMET! GET EVERYONE! NOW! GET THE PAINTBALL GUNS! We're going over to the Newton's store." I smiled evilly as did Emmet.
"I like your mind little sister.. I like your mind" he ran away to collect the troops and I began to plot my evil plans. Mwahahaha!
REVIEW FOR BATMAN and.. other PEOPLE/VAMPIRES/WEREWOLVES/WEREPIRES/PAPER TOWELLLLLLLSSSSSSS!!!!
nyahaha.. im so weird. THX PPL! I SHALL CONTINUE TO BE A FREAK! THIS WAS JUST THE BEGINNING! I LIKE CAPS LOCK! CAN YOU TELL?!
~Rachel Wolf ^-^ ....*sigh* calmness.. oh.. and.. next chapter shall be quite random. ^-^