Koei CEO office
CEO:Hey, you two, come here. I have a task for you.
Director:It better not be inspecting the kingdom rooms again...
CEO:No, I have someone here, and I want you two to help him. Ahh, here he is.
A white-haired man in a untidy suit walks up to them.
CEO:This is the counselor, Prof. Gin**** Sakata.
Director:I'm going to call you Counselor.
Counselor:Sure, whatever you're comfortable with.
Animator:He doesn't look like a counselor or a professor...Where did you get him?
CEO:He is top-notch and all he wants is unlimited JUMP, strawberry milk and chocolate parfaits.
And some sukonbu and unlimited rice!
Counselor:Shut it! I don't want that s**t!
Director:You can't swear here.
Animator:...Where did you graduate?
Counselor:Class 3-Z
Animator:No, the school.
A long pause.
Counselor:...So, the unlimited JUMP?...
Animator:Don't just ignore my question!
Hey, ***-san! You told them to give us all the things YOU want! We need money, not JUMP! Can you change the offer to 10,000 yen and unlimited rice?
Counselor:Oy! These guys are paying for anything we want, so you can ask them for Otsu crap!
And five copies of Otsu-chan's latest album along with what my friend here wants.
AND SUKONBU!
CEO:Okay...what ever you want to get the job done, I'll give it.
Counselor and the two voices:YEAH!
Animator:These guys are obviously free-loading off of us...
Director:So, why do we need a counselor?
CEO:The characters have feelings, they are no longer their simple self back in the day. To be honest, they are becoming more human. Well, except a couple of people.
Director:Who are you looking to counsel?
CEO:The couples need some marriage counseling. Maybe some other people that might need it.
Director:...I think therapy is the best for these guys...
CEO:Those two guys are going to do it.
A boy with glasses and a girl wearing a red Chinese dress run up to him.
Counselor:Shinpa***! Kag***!
Animator:Wait, those guys look familiar. Are you guys Yoro-? The CEO covers his mouth.
CEO:We have to keep this a secret. Or we got a lawsuit on our hands.
Animator:Those guys are Yorozuya, you can easily identify them just by their personality, appearance, or the group itself.
CEO:Now you said it.
Counselor:Don't worry, we got the lawyers as our friends. They won't touch us and you.
Most of the time...
Yeah! Those guys are-*BAM*
Counselor:Shut it.
Director:Can we stop bleeping your names out, then? How about a proper introduction?
Counselor:I'm Gintoki Sakata, this boy here is...uhh
You are just stalling! I'm Shinpachi Shimura and the girl is Kagura.
Kagura:Where's the food?
Director:Want meatbuns?
Kagura:That sounds yummy! Drop them.
The director drops multiple meatbun items. Kagura goes and eats them fast.
Kagura:MORE!
Director: Want some?
Counselor:HELL YES I"M STARVING! Genme all of them!
Shinpachi:Me too!
Director drops an endless amount of meatbun items. The three eat in ultimate speed.
Animator:We just found someone more loving of meatbuns than Sima Shi.
Director:I want to see a meatbun eating contest between them.
CEO:When they're done, show them to the room. I'll alert the characters now.
Director:This is going to be interesting.
SADAHARU!
A giant dog breaks down the wall and eats the meatbuns with the group.
Animator:Whoa, very interesting indeed.
Director:Do you think people are going to approve?
Animator:I don't know. Maybe not.
You bet your ass I made a Gintama and DW crossover. Let all the hate flow into my inbox.