I'm sick today and don't feel like updating so. . .
I do not own anything except my characters . . . because I don't have enough money to buy HG from Suzanne Collins. . .
This is a crackfic that will cause:
Hunger Games lovers to screech, Llamas to stampede, Alligators to cry, Pop-overs to drop from the sky, and it may give you explosive diarrhea.
(Please DO NOT criticize if you ship {KatnissxPeeta} I also ship them, but really want to work on my writing skills. This was the first thing that came to mind.)
No flames, but constructive criticism is much needed! Do not leave this page without reviewing!
Katniss lounged on the small couch in her comfy home. She waited for Prim to come home from her play-date with her best friend Elizabeth.
All of the sudden, there was a "whoosh" sound and a piece of bread hit Katniss' head.
She looked at the bread like it was crazy. It was dancing.
"Ha, cha cha, ha, cha cha," It said as it danced across the couch.
"What. Is. That," She breathed, taking in the scene before her.
"Greetings from Peeta land!" The bread said in a cheesy cartoon voice," He greets you with a poem: Roses are red, Katniss' are green, and I've loved you since kindergarten, Um. . . You should be in the band Selena Gomez and the scene!"
Katniss' mouth formed an "o". Stalker, she thought, Wait—he loved me since kindergarten? I really need Gale to go after that kid.
Then, out of nowhere, Prim appeared with a pop. She was dressed as Luna from "My little ponies."
Katniss grimaced. She hated my little ponies.
"Prim. . ."
"Katniss. . . "
"Peeta has been stalking you on Facebook, Katniss." Prim laughed.
"What?! He is stalking me on Facebook. . . when did that happen! My whole reputation will be ruined! Ruined I tell you!" Katniss whined, falling to her knees.
"Hey it isn't that bad. . ." Prim coaxed.
"Yes, it is! Look!" Katniss' Computer appeared and turned right onto Facebook.
There in front of the two girls were numerous messages of "I love you" and "Want to come to my house?"
"It really is that bad."
"Exactly," So prim called the peace-keepers and they gave Peeta a punishment for extreme stalking.
Soon, it was night and Katniss was in bed. She closed her eyes and almost went to sleep. . .
"I love you, Katniss." Peeta's voice and heavy breathing emitted from next to her.
She screamed bloody murder and soon, she was dragged out of her house in a burlap sack.
THE END
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