I felt like doin this for fun x3 I wrote this cause I'm cool like that. Oh yeah.
For all you people who want an Alex Riley x Miz fanfiction.
Warning(s): Hinted Cenation, Crack, Stupididity, OOC and M-PREG! x3
"Mike! Mike!" A-Ri called out in worry, he rushed into the changing room and found The Miz napping in a sack of Potato. A-Ri sweatdropped.
'Is this what all pregnant people do..?' He sighed and walked towards his wife, he bent down and nudged him.
"Yo Mike wake up"
"Hnn?" The miz groaned "Two minutes more"
"No way you're gonna catch a cold" He poked him then sighed.
"I guess it can't be helped then..."
He scooped The Miz into his arms and lifted him just like how they do in weddings, The Miz giggled and wrapped his arms around his husband.
"Are you drunk again Mike?"
"Nooooooooooooe What makes you think I am?" The Miz fluttered his eyelashes cause he thinks he's sexy like that. A-Ri sighed and threw the older man on a Couch.
"Oh Alex are we doing it tonight?" The Miz asked his husband. "Oh you!"
"No were not" A-ri muttered and threw a blanket on him. "Now get some rest, the baby is due this week"
"Oh yeah.." The drunk man looked at the bump in his tummy (lol?) and smiled. "Okay I'm going to sleep now, Goodnight Babe" And he pressed a kiss on A-Ri cheek.
"Goodnight"
...
The Next Day
"Miz! Come here and show your face! You've been hiding for almost 9 months now!" Randy Orton roared on the ring "Give me my title back!"
"I have to go babe, It's okay nothing wrong will happen" The Miz assured his husband while putting on his "Hello, I'm awesome" Shirt on.
"But-!"
"I can't refuse this challenge Babe" he said putting his fingers on his husbands lips "trust me in this one"
...
"I AM HERE!" The Miz announced walking towards the ring.
"OMG THE MIZ IS FAT!" Everyone shouted.
"Fight me Fatso" Randy demanded with a smirk.
...
"Shit!"
"EWW THE MIZ WET HIMSELF!"
"HIS WATER BROKE" A-Ri screamed and rushed into the scene.
At the Hospital
"Shit shit shit Babe I can't do this" The Miz panted, tears flowing dramaticly down his eyes.
"Yes you can Sweetie. Breath Breath"
"ARGHH!"
"Congratulations Mr. Riley, You are a father.
"I'M A DAD!"
"Yay!"
2 weeks later
The happy couple exited the hospital with a new bundle of joy in their hands.
"She's gorgeous" The Miz whispered.
"Just like his mother.."
Suddenly some screaming is heard, The couple turn around only to find John Cena on a wheel chair and Randy Orton wheeling it into the Hospital. Cena had a HUGE stomach.
"BREATH BREATH BREATH"
"I'M BREATHING GODAMMIT!"
The end
lol I miss John Cena :'c