A/n I don't own anything.I don't have any money so don't sue me. If you DO
sue me you won't get any money cuz I can't give you any so it would be
pointless doing so.
Aragorn: Ah, well I am sure you've hear all those versions of lord of the rings.but not this one. See this is the BEST one, because you're hearing it from MOI, the king. I wasn't king for nothing. See it all started when the ring was made, but see I don't want to go through all that crap. I mean, the best part comes when they're in Bree, but I guess it's better if I start from after Islidur and Gollum and Sauron and Bilbo (not necessarily in that order) are done giving it up. I'd like to start from the part where Frodo gets that evil ring.
Frodo: *smiling, audience should note that this will not happen again* Hey Gandy.Cool ring Bilbo gave me eh! Gandalf: No, Frodo the ring is evillll very very evil. Never call the ring your precious. You have to leave Hobbiton. NOW!! *goes to the bushes and picks up Sam and drops him on the floor near Frodo* Here.you'll need a random person to have a homosocial (a/n NOT homosexual) relationship with, otherwise known as a side-kick. I'm pretty sure he knows everything going on. Sam: *drowsily* I've been dropping no eaves. Frodo: Will you take the ring? Gandalf: No. Frodo: *turns to Sam* Will you take the ring? Sam: No. They run a long and bump into Pippin and Merry. Merry: LOOK it's Frodo! Sup man.I mean hobbit. Pippin: Yeah, what's happenin'? Sam: Oh he's just been laid the burden of taking this evil ring to Mt. Doom near Sauron where he most likely will become killed. Merry: Right. Yo Frodo you wanna go over to this place called Bree? Pippin: Yeah. Frodo: Sure.what do I care? Do you two want the ring? Pippin: Nah I already got enough of those. You know you can buy them at Wal- mart. They come with these awesome looking bookmarks. Merry: Same here *Big Black Rider rides up* Black Rider: Hey guys have you seen my twin brother Dementor? He's supposed to tell me where I can get some good Baggies.mine are ripping.yeah and my master Sauron wants some too. We're from the part of Mordor that looks exactly like that part in Fruitopia! (A/n IT DOES!!!!) Frodo, Sam, Merry, Pippin: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! They keep running then jump onto a boat and keep screaming their heads off 'til Tom Bombidil starts sigining Tom: Tom Bombidillo.is a yellow armadillo. La la la. Merry: What's that horrible noise. Goldberry: *dressed like a hippy and speaks as if dazed* My name is Goldberry. I am the rain.the river.and all else that flows. Peace out Frodo we know all your burdens. Sam: *dazed* Can I have your phone number? Goldberry: Ewwww.no way. Plus Tom threw my cell-phone away. Tom: *looking amazingly like Colin Drumm the frolicker* Top of the day, lads. Come and frolic through the fields with me. La la la. Frodo: Ok, Peter! Can we cut this part out of the movie.this guy just freaks me OUT. Peter: Sure.go to Bree now. Sam: WEEEEE! *enters the prancing pony* a Pint. Pippin: Sam, what's a pint? Merry: Whatever it is.let's have some. Strider: You there! Come with me. *Takes Pippin, Merry, and Frodo and leaves Sam behind.*
A/n What will Strider do next? Find out. I have to get at least 5 reviews saying to go on. I know that I probably won't get them.oh well.
Aragorn: Ah, well I am sure you've hear all those versions of lord of the rings.but not this one. See this is the BEST one, because you're hearing it from MOI, the king. I wasn't king for nothing. See it all started when the ring was made, but see I don't want to go through all that crap. I mean, the best part comes when they're in Bree, but I guess it's better if I start from after Islidur and Gollum and Sauron and Bilbo (not necessarily in that order) are done giving it up. I'd like to start from the part where Frodo gets that evil ring.
Frodo: *smiling, audience should note that this will not happen again* Hey Gandy.Cool ring Bilbo gave me eh! Gandalf: No, Frodo the ring is evillll very very evil. Never call the ring your precious. You have to leave Hobbiton. NOW!! *goes to the bushes and picks up Sam and drops him on the floor near Frodo* Here.you'll need a random person to have a homosocial (a/n NOT homosexual) relationship with, otherwise known as a side-kick. I'm pretty sure he knows everything going on. Sam: *drowsily* I've been dropping no eaves. Frodo: Will you take the ring? Gandalf: No. Frodo: *turns to Sam* Will you take the ring? Sam: No. They run a long and bump into Pippin and Merry. Merry: LOOK it's Frodo! Sup man.I mean hobbit. Pippin: Yeah, what's happenin'? Sam: Oh he's just been laid the burden of taking this evil ring to Mt. Doom near Sauron where he most likely will become killed. Merry: Right. Yo Frodo you wanna go over to this place called Bree? Pippin: Yeah. Frodo: Sure.what do I care? Do you two want the ring? Pippin: Nah I already got enough of those. You know you can buy them at Wal- mart. They come with these awesome looking bookmarks. Merry: Same here *Big Black Rider rides up* Black Rider: Hey guys have you seen my twin brother Dementor? He's supposed to tell me where I can get some good Baggies.mine are ripping.yeah and my master Sauron wants some too. We're from the part of Mordor that looks exactly like that part in Fruitopia! (A/n IT DOES!!!!) Frodo, Sam, Merry, Pippin: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! They keep running then jump onto a boat and keep screaming their heads off 'til Tom Bombidil starts sigining Tom: Tom Bombidillo.is a yellow armadillo. La la la. Merry: What's that horrible noise. Goldberry: *dressed like a hippy and speaks as if dazed* My name is Goldberry. I am the rain.the river.and all else that flows. Peace out Frodo we know all your burdens. Sam: *dazed* Can I have your phone number? Goldberry: Ewwww.no way. Plus Tom threw my cell-phone away. Tom: *looking amazingly like Colin Drumm the frolicker* Top of the day, lads. Come and frolic through the fields with me. La la la. Frodo: Ok, Peter! Can we cut this part out of the movie.this guy just freaks me OUT. Peter: Sure.go to Bree now. Sam: WEEEEE! *enters the prancing pony* a Pint. Pippin: Sam, what's a pint? Merry: Whatever it is.let's have some. Strider: You there! Come with me. *Takes Pippin, Merry, and Frodo and leaves Sam behind.*
A/n What will Strider do next? Find out. I have to get at least 5 reviews saying to go on. I know that I probably won't get them.oh well.