Authors Note: Why, hello there party people :D I have decided to start my new Maximum Ride

series *crowd cheers* or should I say my first story! *cheering stops* carelesslyfallinginlove and

Robinpaw08: NOOB! HAHAHAHA! *crowd boos and laughs* Well okay then. SO hope you

enjoy *fades*

Max POV

Great. Just great. 'What is wrong, Dear Maximum?' you may ask. Well I'll tell you what's wrong. I step

out of the shower to see that my clothes had left there comfy home of the bathroom sink.

Crap.

"I will murder you all!" I yell in the direction of the door.

I hear a few laughs come from Iggy and Gazzy's room. It has been about a year since the School hasn't bothered us every two seconds. And let me tell you, there have been PLENTY of pranks going on in

this house. I suppose this is revenge for me pushing Nudge and Iggy into the backyard pool, fully

clothed. Iggy had laughed it off but Nudge...she was pretty mad. And when Nudge gets mad, she will

recruit anyone and everyone that wants to help her get revenge. In this case, I am guessing it was Iggy,

him being the other 'victim.'

I wrap a white towel around my body, it only reaching my upper thigh. I clench my fist around

the top of the towel, and open the door. I start to run down the hall, and I turn the corner only to bump into someone. Of course, it being my luck, it was Fang. Talk about awkard. Even worse, Dylan was

standing right next to him. Yes, Dylan had decided to stay and Fang had come back after we were left

alone.

"Uhhhh...Max...why are you naked...and on top of me?" Fang asks, staring at my face. My cheeks heat up and I shake my head.

"Uhh-"

"It's not like you mind, Fang." Iggy says, as everyone comes into the hall, taking in the sight of me and Fang on the floor.

"Iggy...you...will...die."

I jump off of Fang and move forward towards Iggy, holding my towel with one of my hands.

"Now Maxi, let's not do anything that we are going to regret," Iggy holds up both of his hands, as if being arrested.

"Don't do anything Iggy...it can smell fear..." Gazzy warns. It? I will have a little chat with him about that one later.

"Nudge...tell my family, I love them." Iggy says, backing up into a wall.

"But Iggy, you don't really have a family. Sorry but you only had your parents, but then like, they were mean, so then you had Anne. But then, I guess that I could tell Dr. Martinez. Oh but aren't we kinda sorta your family? I mean, we are a Flock and we're not related and stuff but...ZOMG! I, like, just realized what Flock meant, 'cause we're like 2% bird and stuff. Hey, why 2%? Why not 3 or 4 or-"

Remind me to tell Angel's hand that I love it.

"It loves you too, Max." Angel says from behind me, laughing. Mind reading little stinker.

"Don't be mean to me, you love my hand." She says, as I roll my eyes.

"Now, Iggy. Why did you and Nudge do this?" I ask looking at her with an expression on my face that said: 'You are next.'

"Because. You ruined Nudges super-cute outfit." He says, sarcasm evident.

I narrow my eyes.

"I will kill you, in your sleep."

"Okay guys, that's enough. Max...put some clothes on." Dylan says, biting back a smile. While I'm killing Iggy and Nudge, he will go too. I step back and turn to go to my room, only to go crashing back down to the floor with Fang. TWICE IN TWO FREAKING MINUTES!

"Hey, Fang." I say akwardly, getting up.

"You know, if your that eager to lay on top of him-" Iggy starts. He never finised though, because of the punch to his stomache, a gift from your featherly.

"Watch what you say, birdie-boy." I hiss, sending im a glare he can't see. I turn and march to my room. There will be revenge, oh sweet, sweet revenge.

A/N: So, good, bad, horrible? The real plot of the whole story will begin in the next chapter. Review? I already know what the next chapter is going to be like, just review and I shall be inspired to write quickly-like. xD.