A/N: Hello, loyal readers and first-time readers, or maybe you're like 'Oh, well, I'm not THAT loyal, but it's not my first time reading your stuff...' Hello to all those people too! Alright, this story is sort of venting my feelings about online meanness, because some people haven't been nice to me and *ranting for a few hours on how mean this girl is* Anyways, it'll probably get better later, y'know, a little more serious. Oh my gosh, this note is LONG. Sorry, about that. As I'm writing this, I'm on a lot of sugary soda and whatnot. Well, enjoy! Oh right, and I LIKE PIE MORE THAN YOU! o.0

Disclaimer: I don't own Hetalia, but if anyone decides to give it to me for my birthday, I would bake a cake and send it to you, no lie. Actually, I'd be fine with just owning a few characters, but until my wishes come true, I SADLY DON'T OWN ANYTHING!

"This is stupid!" America yelled at the computer screen. "Who would do this?"

Japan sat back and shrugged. "I don't know, but please don't punch my computer."

"We have to find out, because the hero should not have to deal with this!" America frowned. "A hundred and fourteen people have seen this video. That's a lot!"

"It's not that much."

"But it's making me look so bad!"

Japan shrugged slightly. "I wasn't watching it."

America clicked play on the video and looked away. Japan actually smiled a little as he watched. A young America, 12 or 13, was spinning around on a tire swing at the park, screaming in panic. Then he flew off, still screaming. The video ended with a black screen and white letters. America, the most un-heroic country in the world.

"Well, maybe that was a little awkward, but not that many know about it, and certainly few countries." Japan closed the window. "On another note, do you recall the date of the next meeting?"

"No. It's on the United Nations site." Now, let me tell you a little about the UN site. It is sort of like Facebook for countries. Countries can post on a virtual calendar, share news, and post photos. Japan hit a few keys and it came up. "Hey, someone posted a link."

"Who?"

"Anonymous, but click it!" America grabbed the mouse from Japan and clicked the link. A new window popped up, replaying the video they'd just seen. "Holy crap! Now all the countries can see it!" Japan switched back to the UN site and scrolled down the long list of comments. America read some of them, but luckily he wasn't a fast reader and Japan was scrolling pretty fast. He really just wanted to get to the bottom of the page: to the calendar.

"December 4th." He mumbled, and hit the little red 'x' button. The page vanished.

"I'll see you later. I need a burger." America left quickly, slamming the door behind him.

Japan switched back to the video's webpage. It was simply titled "The Truth." Upon searching through the site, Japan found it was mostly about international celebrities, but most of the more recent updates did include America. There were no clues on the author of the site anywhere. He started reading the comments.

I've always known he was an idiot!

Aw, poor baby America! Does he need a bottle?

America wouldn't like this at all. He'd track down whoever it was and…and what? Japan didn't know, but he knew it would be bad. He turned his attention back to the UN site, and almost immediately there was an update.

Emergency meeting tomorrow, hosted by ME! Be there! It's important! -America

A/N, part 2: Okay, yeah so...that was kind of weird, but some girl was being mean to me on [insert social network site here](as I said before) and somehow that gave me this idea. I might end up writing more chapers, but I'm kind of lazy/busy/tired a lot so it'll all depend on my REVIEWERS. (That's you guys!) So if you want to see America being ticked off, review or favorite. I'll take ideas for how you want the story to end/continue/whatever you have to say to me.