A/N: BEFORE I STARTED, CREDIT TO Anthysama FOR THE IDEA. Hers and mine are similar, but I promise they differ. :)

Luigi was walking to Toad's house to go pay him a visit. He hadn't seen his mushroom friend in a long time, so the visit was long overdue. He reached his house, and was about to knock, when he heard voices inside.

"Hey Yoshi? About what we were talking about yesterday? Guess what?" said a voice.

That's Toad, Luigi thought.

"What?" asked Yoshi.

"I got some."

"What?!"

WHAT, exclaimed Luigi in his head.

"You did? Cool! From who?" Yoshi exclaimed, happy for his friend.

Good question, thought Luigi.

"Peach," answered Toad.

Luigi's eyes got huge. PEACH?

"Really? She wouldn't do that for me..."muttered Yoshi.

Hell, thought Luigi, she wouldn't do that for anyone. "'Cept-a maybe Mario," he muttered.

"Wanna see?" Toad asked.

That pervert taped it? Luigi pulled his ear from the door.

"Sure!"

"Cool, hold on, I'll go get it," Toad said.

There were some footsteps. Then, "Hey, Yoshi! Wanna come over tonight?"

Luigi put his ear back to the door.

"Why?" asked Yoshi.

"Cause Peach is coming over again, and we're gonna play!" came a voice from afar. Probably the bedroom.

Oh dear god, thought Luigi.

"Really? Where'd she get some from?" asked Yoshi, obviously interested.

"Bowser had given her some for her birthday," Toad said, and his voice was closer, so he was probably out of the bedroom.

SAY WHAT, Luigi's head exploded.

"He's coming over, too. So's Mario."

What, he's having orgies now or something, Luigi thought in amazement.

"Bowser's got some? Who'd he get it from?" Yoshi asked, doubtful.

Luigi wanted to know that answer, too. It WAS Bowser afterall.

"Well, actually, he got it from himself, last Christmas," Toad answered matter-of-factorly.

"I think I'm-a going to be-a sick..." mumbled Luigi.

"Oh. Where'd Mario get it from then?"

"Peach. Don't you remember? His birthday, he got some," Toad said.

He did, asked Luigi in his head.

"Oh. Ok, then, I'll come over. And we're all gonna play right?"

"Yup."

Ugh, said Luigi in his head.

"Is Bowser's very big?" Yoshi inquired.

"Yeah. Probably cause he plays with it so much."

Luigi could be seen holding his stomach. How did he never know that his little mushroom friend was into this
kinda thing? And Yoshi, too, for that matter.

"Is Luigi coming?"

"Nope. He hasn't gotten any."

How the hell did they know that, Luigi exclaimed, blushing furiously. Was nothing sacred in this world anymore?!

"Oh. If he'd just ask, I'd give him some. His birthday is coming up right?"

At this point Luigi bolted from the door. Inside Toad's house, Yoshi was ogling over what Toad had brought out.

"Yeah, his birthday is coming up. Thought I'm not quite sure he's into that kinda thing..." Toad said.

"Dude, who's NOT into remote control cars?!" Yoshi demanded, looking enviously at Toad's silver Corvette,
which he had just recieved from Peach.

"Good point," Toad shrugged, and sat down with Yoshi to talk about what kinda things he wanted to add to his car.