Ten ways to annoy Remus Lupin

Pull his tail

Tell him you think his whiskers make him look slimming

Ask him how his TIME OF THE MONTH went in front of the whole school

Steal his homework….then turn it in under your name

Curse his mama

Tell him the library caught fire… then watch him cry

Change the message on his answering machine…when you're drunk

Ask him how his latest job interview went

Ask him who the alpha is in his pack…in a sexy suave voice…then wink…twice

Have Sirius Black rub it in his face that he didn't get to be Harry's godfather…Nah Nah!!!!!