Hey everyone, it's kairi here, I'm managing two fics on this GSEED thingy and these are my first so don't kill me ok! I don't own GSEED, but I think it's really cool! My first fic is really serious and has a lot of drama, but this one is just plain fun! So tell me what you think ok! Read away!

Kira, Fllay, Lacus, Athrun, Cagalli, Shin, Stella, and Lunamaria all sat by a brightly burning campfire impatiently staring at Lacus who held a flashlight in her hand. "So are you gonna tell us or not?" Athrun asked.

"Just hold on a second!" Lacus shrieked, "This story is more terrifying then anything ever in the history of everness, I really don't think you all are ready…" she said.

"Then pass the stupid flashlight and let someone else have a turn!" Cagalli growled.

"Okay old-boyfriend-taker, this is how the story of—"

"What did you call me!" Cagalli shouted.

"You did dump him after all…" Shin chipped in.

Lacus just stared at them for a while and then turned on the flashlight and held it under her chin. "This is the tale of the Crazy Train…" she began, and everyone started to look a little scared. "Starring Mr. Pink!" she smiled.

"Lacus, you can't keep adding that stupid pink bally-thingy to all your stories." Fllay declared.

Lacus pouted, and Kira put his hand on his shoulder, "Why don't you let Mr. Pink have a rest?" he asked warmly.

"Why Kira, because her ex(and better boyfriend) made it!" Athrun growled.

"Just let her go on with her story, that Crazy Train part sounds kind of interesting." Fllay said.

"Thank you girl who's name escapes me….but I stole your boyfriend too." Lacus smiled, and Fllay's expression flattened. "Anyway…it was a dark and scary night…when the crazy blonde haired girl that strongly resembles the girl that took my ex boyfriend started to slash through all the helpless campers, starting with the beautiful and helpless princess, Lacus Cylne and her beloved prince, Kira Yamato!" Lacus cried, she was really getting into the story.

"Come on Lacus this isn't a real story." Lunamaria broke in.

"And who is this crazy girl that strongly resembles Cagalli that you're talking about?" Stella asked, she was quite annoyed along with everyone else but Kira who seemed to enjoy the story.

"As if you didn't know Stella, you're the only one of us here who resembles that bottom-dweller Cagalli." Lacus giggled.

"I swear I'm gonna kick your ass Lacus if you keep talking about me that way!" Cagalli exclaimed.

"Let me finish…" Lacus replied, trying to clam the angry crowd. "But then a young and handsome knight named Shin Asuka rode up on a beautiful white horse to save the gorgeous princess, but alas, her prince was left to be slain by the crazed blonde girl who was secretly in love with the handsome boy on the horse, but she was too ugly for him, so she…"

"LACUS!" everyone exclaimed but Shin and Kira exclaimed.

"I was just trying to make an interesting story, I just wanted your attention." She pouted.

"That's it, I'm going to bed!" Fllay exclaimed getting up and walking over to her tent and then got in.

"Me too." Cagalli said, and she got up and followed Fllay.

"Good night homely girls who's boyfriend and ex-boyfriend still lust after me." Lacus waved smiling.

"You're being a little harsh don't you think?" Lunamaria asked.

"Not at all, I'm just telling the truth, now if you all will excuse me I'm going to go and find a tree to pee under." Lacus said and with that she got up and walked out into the woods.

"Well I'm callin' it a night." Kira said stretching.

"Yeah, me too…Lacus can really wear you out, I should know being her first boyfriend." Athrun replied getting up as well.

"Lacus told me you were still a virgin…" Kira responded as the two went into a tent.

Stella and Lunamaria turned to Shin, "Come on Shin, let's go in too." Lunamaria offered.

"Yeah, I hope that Lacus girl gets eaten by a wild bear." Stella grumbled.

Shin just laughed as the girls walked ahead of him and into their tent, but then he turned around, Lacus' flashlight was still by the log she was sharing with Kira, she was out there in the dark. Shin walked over and got the flashlight and wandered off into the woods in Lacus' direction.

With Lacus----------------------------------------------

"Oh my, this sure is a dangerous situation I've gotten myself into…and I haven't even found a place to pee yet, I'm alone in the dark, whatever will I do?" she asked herself.

"Lacus?" Shin asked emerging from the woods.

"Shin!" Lacus exclaimed throwing herself at him. "I was so afraid that I wouldn't find a place to pee…and that I'd be out here all alone in the dark…" she looked into his eyes seductively and he just blushed. "Let's make my story come true Shin…be my new handsome prince…?"

Lacus was closing in for a kiss, but before she could a crazy blonde haired girl that strongly resembles the girl that took Lacus' ex boyfriend started to slash through all the trees, and was trying slash at Lacus as well! "OH MY GOD WE'RE GONNA DIE!" Shin exclaimed.

"HOLD ME SHIN!" Lacus cried, but then the wild girl stopped when she saw Shin, blushed, and then batted her eyes at him, then she looked down at Lacus, and walked away sadly.

"What in the hell was that?" Shin asked.

"Keep away from my Lacus!" a young and handsome knight named Shin Asuka rode up on a beautiful white horse and his sword was drawn at Shin.

"What the hell is happening!" Shin exclaimed.