Queen of the Nile

Summary: While on a class trip to the museum, a university student from Egypt claims that Meg Griffin is Megara, the ancient Queen of the Nile.

Note: First Family Guy fanfic with multiple chapters

Lois: It seems today
That all you see
Is violence in movies
And sex on TV

Peter: But where are those good ol' fashioned values…

All: On which we used to rely?

Lucky there's a family guy!
Lucky there's a man who
Positively can do
All the things to make us…

Stewie: Laugh and cry!

All: He's a Family Guy!

A typical day in James Wood High as the class goes on a trip to the Museum of National History. This was a good sigh for Meg Griffin – Quahog's favorite punching bag. Because of that, Meg had never felt calmer than ever. One day away from her family is all she wants, but there's no doubt how long it'll last.

"Hey Meg," Connie D'Amico, the most popular girl in school said. "There's something fat and ugly in here."

"What is it?" Meg asked.

"You!"

Connie laughs hysterically at Meg as the other kids joined in, laughing as well. Guess her happy moment to be abused-free isn't going to cut it. Everyday, Meg gets blamed, abused and neglected for almost no reason. Seems that most people have no one else to put the blame on, but her. Just one day, one fucking day, Meg would want to switch the tables on them so whenever she makes a mistake, she would most likely put the blame on others for no reason and have them see what it's like to be abused, neglected and blamed for. Meg kept on wishing for it to happen, but it never did.

The professor of the museum gave the class a tour and everyone is bored. Except Meg.

Meg seems to like the tour a lot more than the other kids. The other kids had enough of Meg being happy, so they hatched a plan to make her more miserable than ever.

Meg is at the Egyptian exhibit, studying the ancient hieroglyphs when Connie and her clique walk up to her.

"Yes?" Meg asked in annoyance.

"I just wanted to tell you that there's something disgusting growing out of your neck." Connie said.

"Really?" Meg began feeling her neck. "I don't feel-"

"Oh, wait, sorry, that's your face!" Gina, Connie's friend pointed out.

Connie and her clique burst out into hysterical laughter until Meg finally had enough of the abuse she had to put up with. She tackles Connie and starts beating her up. Connie screams so loud that everyone at the museum circled around Meg and Connie. When the fight is over, Connie pretended to cry, making everyone put the blame on Meg.

"She started." Meg said.

But no one believed her.

"How could you do this to the nicest person in the world?" one asked.

"Do you have wax in your ears?" Meg said angrily. "Connie is not that nicest girl in the world!"

"Liar!" another one cried.

"I'm telling you the truth!"

But no matter how many times Meg tried to tell the people about Connie, no one believed her. Instead they laugh hysterically at her and booed her in the process. They even called her loser and as a result, they had her kicked out of the museum, indicating that Meg is banned for life.

"Can't this day get any worse?" Meg asked to herself as she walks home.

()()()()()

At home, Peter and Lois are yelling at Meg after they heard what happened at the museum.

"YOU ARE GROUNDED YOUNG LADY!" Lois yelled at Meg.

"I can explain," Meg started.

"THERE'S NO NEED FOR EXCUSES! If you can get along with your friends nicely, this wouldn't have happened."

"If you had fucking paid attention, I have no friends."

Lois then turned to Peter.

"Peter," Lois spoke. "Lock her outside and keep her outside until she can learn how to be a human being.

Peter nods as he grabs Meg and threw her outside. He made sure he locked the doors well so that Meg cannot get back inside.

"Loser," Peter said to Meg.

Once the lights at the house were out, all Meg could do is cry under a nearby tree.

Why does everyone hate me? Meg thought as she continues to cry.

As Meg cries herself to sleep, a young Egyptian man walked by and took one glance at Meg. He is a university student from Egypt who came to Quahog for a visit. Unlike most people who looked at Meg in disgust, thinking that she is fat and gross, the young man looked at her with sympathy.

Poor girl, the Egyptian man thought as he walks closer to Meg.

When he took another glance at Meg, he became surprised.

"It can't be," he cried. "Could this girl be … our Queen?"