"Farmers Union. The Champion Cheese." Draco gave a big sigh, as he realised that his job promoting cheese was over for the day.

He hated this job but it was better than selling potions ingredients to mudbloods at Diagon alley. He used to work at the apothecary, but then a certain mudblood named Hermione "the know-it-all Gryffindor" Granger had come in wanting boomslang skin and he quit on the spot.

Then after his father disowned him, he had to get work at the nearest offer. And so here he was, selling cheese to old men who he was sure were looking at his in a pervy way.

He packed his bag and went home - a house who he shared with Blaise Zabini in a friendly way – only a friendly way. He told everyone this, but they never believed him. Stupid people.

Blaise was waiting for him at the door with an apron on.

"Welcome home, honey." Blaise remarked sarcastically.

"Oh darling! You are so hot right now," drawled Draco.

"We have to move to Australia." Blaise announced. "You see, the Ministry is kicking us out of our house because someone forgot to pay his bills, choosing instead to buy a ... what was it again?"

"A Lightningbolt. It's the fastest broom in the world." Draco mumbled.

"That's right" Blaise said. Draco slumped to the ground in despair.

"I don't want to go to Australia. There are scary things there. Like, ugh, sheep!" Blaise lifted an eyebrow.

"Well, maybe you should have thought of that before you went out on a shopping spree, hmm?" At that exact moment they heard a knock at the door. knock knock

"Oh no! It's the killer bees! They are going to spell me to death!" Blaise looked at Draco funny, and then opened the door.

"Oh my God! It's Granger" Draco said.

"Oh my God! It's the ferret." Said Hermione.

Blaise, feeling left out, said "Oh my god. What do you want, mudblood?"

Hermione rolled her eyes and barged straight past both of them. "I am looking into buying this house. I didn't know that you were the ones selling it."

"We didn't know you were the one buying it!" said Draco. He instantly fainted from saying such a dodgy comeback. Hermione raised her eyebrows and looked at Blaise.

"He seems to have become more... um... well... strange since school, don't you think?"

Blaise smirked. "Well, considering that school was 3 months ago, he's not that different."

Hermione called a mediwizard and he came along to give a diagnosis. The wizard said that he was suffering shock and needed to stay in the house for the next three weeks.

Blaise sighed. "Well, at least he won't have to go to Australia."

Hermione looked at him in shock. "AUSTRALIA? Why do you have to go to Australia?"

Blaise grinned. "Well, it's really all because of Draco. He forgot to pay the bills."

Hermione laughed. "Draco, the pureblood with the most money in the entire wizarding world, forgot to pay his bills?"

"Technically I didn't forget..." said Draco" I simply didn't pay them."

Hermione looked at him. "I thought you were still unconscious. Damn."

Draco sneered at her. "Malfoys are the best at recovery."

"So they are all female then..." said Hermione. She and Blaise chuckled and Draco just looked confused.