Naruto in: The Wizard of Oz!

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or WOZ so yadda yadda yadda...ENJOY!

The Konoha rookie nine and team Gai were gathered in room, awaiting their next mission. They had all been summoned by carrier pigeon earlier and where told to meet in this place: THE PLAY HOUSE! Hey, no perverted thoughts please. By "play" I mean the type you get entertainment from. EGAD! I MEAN the type with actors and stuff and people act out a story on stage. There that's about right. Nothing perverted about that.

So anyway… Suddenly Kakashi, Gai, Asuma, and Kurenai appeared.

"What's the meaning of this, Gai-sensei?" asked Lee.

"Well you see children, Konoha is putting on a play known as 'The Wizard of Oz!" exclaimed an excited Gai.

"So?" asked Sasuke.

"Well, Sasuke, the mission is to try-out for this play!" said Kurenai.

"WAH!" everyone in the room screamed.

"Here are your scripts and if we don't see you at the audition...YOU FAIL!" said Kakashi. Everyone gasped then sighed. When everyone got their scripts they headed for the ramen stand.

AT RAMEN STAND

"So who are you going for, Naruto?" asked a shy Hinata, twiddling with her fingers as always.

"Scarecrow 1! And I'm going to get it! BELIEVE IT!" shouted Naruto, throwing one fist in the air.

"So Ino, who are you going to go for?" asked Sakura.

"Either Dorothy1 or Glinda...," said Ino.

"Oh...I might go for Dorothy 1 or Dorothy2...," said Sakura.

"Tenten, who are you going for?" asked Ino.

"Um Dorothy2 I guess...," stated Tenten.

"Sasuke, who are you going for?" asked Sakura and Ino.

"Stage crew..." said Sasuke, resting his chin in his palm and sighing out of boredom.

"But Kakashi-sensei said we HAD to audition..." said Sakura.

"Fine might as well go for Scarecrow2..." said Sasuke.

"Who are you going for, Hinata?" asked Tenten.

"Um...I'm going for Aunt Em" said a shy Hinata.

"That's great I'm sure you'll get it!" said Sakura, "The role fits you. All you have to do is be yourself: Sweet and kind."

"So um Shikamaru, what are you going to do yah lazy bum!" said Naruto.

"Eh, something not so troublesome...probably Uncle Henry. He only has like 10 lines..." said Shikamaru. Every one sighed.

"Chouji?" everyone asked. "Erm...I might go for Mayor of the Munchkin city!" said Chouji. "Good for you, Chouji..." said Ino.

"What about you, Kiba?" asked Shino.
"Well, Akamaru wants Toto, but I'm going for a Tinman...what about you, Shino?" asked Kiba.

"I might go for the Lion..." said Shino. Then everyone gasped.

"SHINO!" everyone screamed.

"What?" he asked.

"No one has ever heard you sing! You rarely talk!" shouted Naruto.

"Well, they will now..." said Shino, while leaving.

"WAY TO GO, NARUTO!" shouted Sakura, while hitting him on the head.

"Ouch! What did I do?" asked Naruto, rubbing the newly formed bump on his head.

"Baka..." mumbled Sasuke.

"Well, I think we should all be going home. After all, auditions are tomorrow!" said Sakura.

"Good night!" every one said.

Meanwhile with Kankuro in Suna

Kankuro was so rudely interrupted from the weekly maintenance of his puppets when a paper flew out of nowhere and hit him in the face.
"EGAD! PAPERCUT!...Huh what's this? Baka flyer...Oh Konoha is putting on a play, eh? Maybe this will give me a reason to spy on my sis and her little boyfriend!" said Kankuro, with a mischievous grin on his face.

Kankuro went home running and he grabbed his younger brother and his older sister. "Where are we going, onii-chan?" asked Gaara.

"To Konoha!" said Kankuro.

"But Why?" asked Temari.

"For this!" said Kankuro, while showing them the flyer.

The Next Morning In Konoha:

"What the hell! We aren't even in this village!" Temari stomped mercilessly on an ant mound, "I don't want to do this stupid play! I'd much rather be--"

"Doing Shikamaru?" suggested Kankuro, who then had to avoid a rapid rain shower of kunai.

"Try out for the wicked witch, Temari," Gaara read over his script, "seems like a pretty important role."

Temari stopped attacking Kankuro and inhaled deeply, "I'll get you my pretty and your little dog too! Mwahahahaha!"

Gaara and Kankuro stared in awe.

"Wow, that was really convincing...," Kankuro said, a little bit scared of his older sister.