Ladies and Gentlemen, my name is Hermione Granger and I own the Daily Prophet. After a long line of liars and cheats owning this business, I decided to take it on and make this a truthful paper. For the first issue of the paper, I'm going to give you an exclusive interview with some of the most important people in this world, Harry Potter and his friends who helped save us from the hands of Lord Voldemort. It is true, that I was there and helped but we'll get to my interview Later, for now, Here is Ronald Weasley, my fiancé and Harry Potters Best Friend.
HG: First of all, tell us how you met Harry.
RW: Why? You already know….
HG: Ronald…Just do it.
RW: Ok, Sorry, um first we met on the platform and then we shared a compartment
HG: Interesting…. Very interesting…what are some things you have in common?
RW: We both Hate Draco Malfoy
DM: I'm right behind you weasel
RW: I know ferret
HG: So even after having to work together to try and kill Voldemort, you still don't get along?
RW: It's a love-hate relationship
DM: More like a hate relationship
RW: Get over it Malfoy, you know you love me
DM: No Weasel, I love your girlfriend
RW: WHAT!
DM: Bloody hell weasel, it was a joke
RW: I knew that Blondie
HG: Hello? Person trying to give and interview here
RW: Sorry, Malfoy was bothering me. Is there any way we can get him taken out of the room?
DM: Hey! My interviews next and your taking forever
HP: Why wasn't I interviewed first?
DM: Hey Scarhead
HG: I suppose we could all have an interview at the same time
HP: I say we blow off the interview and go for a butterbeer
DM: Unlike you pothead, I would like a few minutes to explain myself. Some still believe I'm a death eater which I AM NOT
RW: Or so you say…
DM: I saved your ass weasel. Without me, you would be having tea with the bloody baron right now
HP: Without Hermione, we wouldn't be here
DM: Quit sucking up Hare
HP: I'm not, I just don't think Hermione gets enough credit
HG: I second that
PP: DRAKIE! I've been looking everywhere for you
DM: BLOODY HELL! Who in their right mind let you in?
PP: The secretary lady outside
DM: SECURITY! Take her away please, I have a restraining against her
PP: But Drakie! I love you!
HG: I think I'm going to puke
RW: Please don't, I'll start puking too
HP: Nevermind, butterbeer doesn't sound that great anymore
DM: Dear god, that woman just won't give up!
RW: The only person that likes you is crazy! HAHA
DM: Shove it Weasel
GW: Hey Harry. You were taking a long time, Our reservation at the four cloves is at 5
DM: Oh, Hi Weaselette
HP: Watch it Ferret
RW: You two are going to the four cloves?
HG: Ronald!
RW: What? I'm hungry
HP: You can come too; they can make room for us
DM: Am I just bystander who happens to throw himself in front of Potter here to save his life?
HP: Ok Malfoy, you can come too
HG: What about my interview?
GW: Oh yeah….
HP: Can we do it later?
DM: Why don't you just make it up? You know everyone well enough
HG: That's against the rules though….
RW: Oh, get over it. You own the damn paper.
HG: Ok, I guess so…
DM: Ok, lets go before Granger has a meltdown for breaking a rule