Disclaimer: I do not own Baka and Test - Summon the Beasts/バカとテストと召喚獣

Finally, my third fan fiction. It may be a bit weird for the pairing and maybe it may cause some disapproval. But please, do drop a review. I appreciate all of them. Reviews motivate me to write and it cheers me up. So please do drop in a review! Thank you very much!

Chapter 1: AFTER SCHOOL

"Hideyoshi, where are you busy after school? Do you care for a game of bullshit? " Akihisa Yoshii asked his friend Hideyoshi Kinoshita.

It was a typical Tuesday in Fumizuki Academy, a typical after school setting with Akihisa asking Hideyoshi the same question. Akihisa had already gotten Yuuji Sakamoto and a bunch of guys to play bullshit.

"No, thanks." Hideyoshi politely declined Akihisa's invitation. "I've been besought by my sister to buy her the new chapter of her favorite manga." Normally, he would have accepted but not this time. If he does, he would face his sister's wrath for not bringing her manga home on time.

"That's too bad then, see you tomorrow! By the way, have you seen Muttsulini?" Akihisa asked Hideyoshi as he looked around for the Silent Ninja Pervert, Kouta Tsuchiya.

"Nay. I've not seen him ever since class ended." Hideyoshi replied.

"He must be bleeding his nose out somewhere in school. You know him well enough, don't you?" Yuuji told Akihisa.

"He may be even selling pictures of Aki cross-dressing to other classes! You know, like when Aki was in a maid outfit. Not to mention when the guys crossed dressed too! Am I right , Hideyoshi?" A girl with a yellow ribbon and a ponytail laughed. It was Minami Shimada, a girl that had lived in Germany in most of her life.

"I am…" Hideyoshi started but was interrupted by Akihisa.

"No way! I need to get the pictures back! He can't just sell it! They are personal! It is like Minami being a guy! I swear I going to aarrrgh! My backbone! No! Minami my joints do not bend that way! No, not my wrist too!" Akihisa screamed as Minami held him in a ever so complex lock.

"How many times do you want to die?" Minami shouted, not releasing Akihisa.

"I'm speaking the truth! No, wait! Arrgghh!" Minami had tightened her grip, putting Akihisa in excess pain.

"What?" Minami was fuming with rage.

"I'm sorry!" Akihisa apologized.

Snap! Akihisa's body became limp.

"Aki?" Minami asked as she shook Aki.

No response.

"Wake up or I'll snap you into 2!" Minami shouted getting ready to tackle the unconscious Ultimate Idiot.

It worked like a miracle. Akihisa was immediately revived, begging for his life. It was just so typical. It happens every day.

Hideyoshi smiled. This is his class. He turned and left the class.

"Hideyoshi, wait up! I need to pass you this!" A certain long pinked-haired girl with a white rabbit tag went towards him.

"What is it?" Hideyoshi asked as he stopped. It was Mizuki Himeji, a smart girl that ended up in F-class due to her leaving the examination room halfway and thus resulted in a zero score.

"Here, please take this invitation card. Sakamoto had asked me to hold a party at my house this Saturday to celebrate the recent improvement of grades of everyone in class F. So, everyone had decided to go. What about you?" Mizuki asked.

"Sure. Canst my sister come?" Hideyoshi replied.

"Yes. You can invite a maximum of 2 people." Mizuki smiled.

"Thank you." Hideyoshi bid her farewell.

"Hideyoshi, Yuuko had gone home already. So there is no need to wait for her." A girl with a long-flowing violet hair approached him. It was the top student of the year 2 cohort. Shouko Kirishima from A-class.

"I wit that. Thanks for telling me that." Hideyoshi thanked her and bowed. He had always respected everyone.

"It is normal for her to go home before me. Yes, Sakamoto is inside the classroom."

"Shouko! Damn you Hideyoshi! I'll punch you if you are a boy!" Yuuji cursed as Shouko entered the classroom. "Shouko! Wait! I am going home now! Don't! Not your taser!"

"I'm a boy." Hideyoshi answered the F-class' class representative.

He sighed. He was a fraternal twin of his sister and looks like her. His grandfather had told him that he was an owner of unbelievable beauty and much to Hideyoshi's dismay, it was true. He had often been mistaken as a girl and had received countless confessions from boys. He had also told them countless times about his gender but to no avail. I dost hope that someday someone will recognise me as a guy.

Hideyoshi then left and wentto the manga shop to do his errand. It was natural for him. His sister had always asked him to run errands for her. He finished it and ran home, manga in hand.

"I'm home!" Hideyoshi announced as he step into his luxurious house. No one answered him. The house was unusually quiet.

He entered the living room, expecting to see his sister, but she was not there. Is she out? Or maybe she is in her room.

Hideyoshi went to his sister's room and opened the door.

"Forgive me for entering." Hideyoshi said timidly as he looked inside.

Unfortunately, it was empty too. The room was neat and had no sign of entrance by anyone. Weird, she had went home earlier than I had, so where could she have gone to? Maybe she is in the bathroom.

"Aneue! I've bought thy manga! Where art thou? Please reply me!" Hideyoshi called for his sister, Yuuko.

No reply. Hideyoshi gulped. He was worried for his twin. It was starting to freak him out. Where is Aneue? Normally she would be lying on the sofa reading thy favorite yaoi manga. So, where is she?

Hideyoshi went forward to the sofa and sat down. "Huh, Aneue left thy manga on the sofa again. How many times had I told thee not to do that?" He picked up the mangas that were left on the sofa, casually picked one and read it. Why dost Aneue likes yaoi manga? Or maybe it is because…

Tap, tap. Footsteps were heard. Aneue? No! It seems like there are 2 sets of footsteps. It couldn't be Dad and Mom, they are overseas. So who is it that is with Aneue? Or is it even her?

Click! The key was inserted into the slot. Hideyoshi looked at the door.

Creak! It turned. Hideyoshi gulped. A bead of perspiration rolled down from his temple.

Click! The lock was disengaged. Hideyoshi got ready to fight. What if those art burglars? I'll fight to protect my home!

The door opened and Hideoshi tensed up.

Unexpectedly, the door opened…

… To reveal his sister, Yuuko smiling and…

…arm in arm with the most perverted guy in Fumizuki Academy, Kouta Tsuchiya.

So, weird isn't it? But this isn't the end. There are going to be more. Oh, do you think Yuuko will be with Kouta? You will know in the other chapters! Please do drop in a review! You can also throw in some ideas and I'll try to fit them in. Till next chapter, see you! Let's wait for it with smiles!