THIS IS STORY IS CALLED I HAVE NO IDEA SO I'M SORRY EVERYONE TOOK MY TITLE THOSE B******

Ok so I have no idea how to start this story out but I guess I will just start it like this….

CHAPTER 1: INTRODUCTION HEHE

So it was one early morning in a dumpy crappy Indian looking house. The owner of this ugly looking house is named Josh Yun. Now this guy….goddamn this guy, he still owes me something which I have request BUT HE NEVER ANSWERED THAT FOOL. Anyways that is irrelevant to the story so moving on. Oh by the way you're probably wondering "I wonder who the narrator is?" or "I wonder if he is in this story" well, no.

So Josh woke up and his rusty $3 bed and went to the kitchen to get some food for himself. He was alone in the house. He had nothing but his cat Mr Camel. I do have the feeling the people that are reading this story are going to have trouble understanding because of my punctuation skills and grammar, so you guys can kill me later after I have done this. Josh sat down on his couch, turned on his TV and started watching a phone sex channel called "babestation" where all the babes shake their booty and melons for all the guys at home…and maybe some girls *gasp*. Josh sat there, staring at those huge juicy melons bouncing up and down until, he felt sad and started thinking "I want a girl like that" so then he got up and went out of his house and headed to a strip club.

While Josh was walking down the street she met her good friend Ariel. And it's funny because I love that name. Want to know why? IT'S USED FOR WASHING MACHINES. Ok my apologises I do love Ariel though you're beautiful always remember that. Josh greeted Ariel with a bow "hello my good friend." And Ariel said "what the hell are you doing?" with her eyes opened like this o_O very wide for an Asian like that. "Nothing Ariel, I'm just not feeling myself today."

"why is that buddy?"

"well it's something to do with love."

"pft! Haha! Love is a lie!"

"Ariel you only say that because Dylan crushed your heart."

Ariel then gave a stare at him then started crying and ran home because her makeup was all over her face. A very dick move from Josh I have to say, but I have to agree…LOVE IS NOT A LIE! Unless you're some kind of pervert that sits on omegle all day and asking everyones ASL, then you'll have no chance. This story is really getting awkward so I'm just going to focus on Josh and stuff. About 10 minutes later, Josh was just around the corner to enter the strip club until he saw this girl. Now this girl ladies and gentlemen, or shemales, is one of those girls that can make love for you perfect. With her wearing shorts, a black and white top with jewellery all over her fingers and neck, no makeup. This beautiful girl is named Rebecca or some people call her as Becca, but what would you guys prefer? Of course, no answer, I'm writing this on a document and I'm asking the computer. My logic makes perfect sense. But anyways we will just call her Becca. Josh's mouth open as he saw her walking by him and couldn't believe how gorgeous she looked. Then he started following her cautiously so he wouldn't get caught by her. Dude I must tell you, that's pretty messed up, following her like really? GROW SOME BALLS AND ASK HER NUMBER! Becca was walking with her friends to the movies to watch 'Justin Bieber Never Say Never' film. My God, I almost puked when I typed that.

He went inside the movies and asked if he could buy a ticket to watch the movie. The member of staff said "you sure you want to watch that movie?" then Josh replied "oh ahah I love Bieber he's like my hero." Right now I am like laughing at what I am writing oh my goodness. He saw Becca and her friends entering the screen and Josh followed. Nervously, he scanned the hall to see where Becca was sitting, at the top right he saw her and he headed upstairs. As he said on the top seat the movie then began, and now, he waits until the movie is over…